comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
Have you ever been in a situation where you fucked up so bad beyond any return of dignity? This has happened a few times in my lifetime. Usually because I was sloppy and messy and didn’t really care about anyone’s feelings. Let me explain….
By Insatiable-ness7 years ago in Filthy
Ouch!
I had heard all the stories about how big he was. And I don’t mean his height. I mean, I was told he had a whole horse between his legs. I have never rode a real horse, now I’m attempting to ride a whole man horse penis. Can you say, “young and completely dumb”? I also don’t know what in hell even made me want to find out for myself. I was a virgin! Yep, I said it, a virgin. But that was all about to change, or so I thought!
By Love MeTrue7 years ago in Filthy
Cramp!
About 12 years ago, I met this guy at the store. He had some physical qualities I really like in guys, so when he approached me, I was like “heeeeeyyyyyyy”. We exchanged numbers and began to talk on the phone practically everyday. He asks me out a few times, but I was hesitant! I don’t know if it was my “cukie” radar was off or what, but made excuses for about a good two months. So here comes month 3 and I was becoming more comfortable with dude so I was like sure. We did the movie and dinner thing and back to my place.
By Love MeTrue7 years ago in Filthy
The Epidemic of the Dick Pic
I have been single now for 4 years. For about half of those I chose to stay single, needing time to heal and grow from my disaster of a marriage. The other half I have actively looked for someone to start over with. Here is where I want to scream at every guy on the street. Young, old, professional, blue collar, single dads, baby daddies, no kids, alcoholics, or not, it seems as if every man at some point thinks it’s okay to whip out their dick and take a picture.
By Faith Heple7 years ago in Filthy
“Want to Come over and Watch Porn on My Flat Screen Mirror?”
I have grown to love working out and being in the health and wellness industry. Trainers are amazing to me. All of them! The dedication they have is unbelievable, although I do believe the dedication is in part because of their profession, but they do definitely have a different mindset and certain disciplines not all people have. Most of their bodies are amazing, both men and women! Now, I’m not the fittest chick, but I do have some beautiful natural curves that took awhile for me to appreciate, thanks to my mama! Now that I’m completely confident in my own body, I love myself even more. Looking back at when I was younger and having sex, I realized my sexual tendencies were nothing to brag about. I was very insecure about myself and wasn’t confident about my body. It’s crazy looking back at younger years and thinking I was fat! I wasn’t fat, I just wasn’t model skinny. If I would have known that having confidence = better sex, I would have worked on myself years ago HAHA. All I’m saying is please love yourself! Do whatever it takes to get confident. It will get you so much further than thinking you aren’t good enough, and once you become confident with what you have been given, I promise you that you will have the best sex you will ever have!
By Insatiable-ness7 years ago in Filthy
“Life Is Too Important to Be Taken Seriously”
I’m writing these short stories about my journey of life, not because I had it hard (you will learn that it wasn’t hard in the ways you think), but instead to shed some light and have some light-hearted humor in the mix. I’m a happily divorced single mom with an ex-husband that is fully involved and wants to see his kids, which in reality means that I began to have a double life. I’m a loving mother some days of the week and let's just say that on others, I'm a promiscuous motherfucker. Let’s just say I take advantage of the no-kid days to the fullest.
By Insatiable-ness7 years ago in Filthy
Balan's Magic Wand! (Chapter 2)
Chapter 2 Balan got home to his small house, which looked more like a cross between a science lab and a library had exploded inside of it. As he walked in, he grabbed the package on his doorstep, bringing it in with him. Odd, he thought, the wizard of the month spellbook was not due for another two weeks and he wonders what this is.
By Randy (TheShiftingBard)7 years ago in Filthy
Fourth Time's the Charm?
When I said, “It’s okay, we can just stop trying,” he didn’t stop trying. It was about a few weeks into this new relationship during the last month of spring to the first couple of months in the summer was when I had my first relationship with someone I met on Tinder. It was intimidating at first, believe me. But it was a risk I was willing to take to try something new. During that time, I was really into Korean guys. Something about watching all the K-pop music videos and TV shows made me think that one day, I’ll meet a guy who is Korean and that is as caring as the male characters they portrayed in the movies. Totally, kinda, wrong. It was a mess... ish.
By Kailee Viniegas7 years ago in Filthy
Engaged to a Ghost?
"What the fuck did I just read?" That was my first reaction upon reading the story about Amethyst Realm for the first time. Maybe someone spiked my afternoon tequila, perhaps it was one of the ghosts that apparently swirl around the woman from Bristol. Whatever the case is, this is the perfect story for Halloween!
By Edward Anderson8 years ago in Filthy
