comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
7 Things Women Think About Men's Packages
Unfortunately there is no nice way to put this fellas, but man parts are freaking weird. It's like Gonzo meets alien meets mushroom meets noodles. Don't get me wrong, women of course appreciate the male anatomy and the owner it's attached to and that is what makes it hot and desirable. Also, that is it feels really good when used correctly. I am in no way saying vaginas are perfect and beautiful, in fact I think they are also kind of odd looking, however a ladies parts are delicately hidden inside where as a man's are swinging around for all to see. And unlike lady parts, men's packages come in a very WIDE variety. Skinny, short, or long, shaved, hidden, or hairy, one never knows what to expect when seeing a penis for the first time.
By Jus L'amore8 years ago in Filthy
Funny Business
As I mentioned previously, I worked in an adult store. One of the great mysteries of the place was the back rooms. People always want to know but never ask. And I'm sorry to say most of your assumptions are incorrect. So I'll go ahead and debunk the myths and share some funny stories too!
By Dixie Coder8 years ago in Filthy
A Blowjob & a Wheelchair
My marriage came to an end. My future ex-wife announces she’s a lesbian and has been having an affair with her friend for 10 years. As you might imagine, I was devastated... because she was getting more pussy than me for the last fucking decade! That’s a story for another time. This story is about the first woman I dated after 18-years of being married.
By Andy Julia8 years ago in Filthy
A Funny Story When Becoming Sexually Active
The story and lesson I will be writing about is true, but names will be changed to protect one's identification. I remember one day one of my friends came over, and she is very young, which I would say close to 13 years old. We talk about a lot of things and sometimes I try to help her with life since I am older than her and experienced some of the things she is going through. Out of nowhere she asked me if I ever caught anybody having sex or saw anyone. Honestly, I was surprised when she asked me a personal and traumatic question for her only being that age, but later, she would be experiencing this type of stuff. I told her the truth—that I have caught someone in my past and it was gross, but people do not know if they will be seen or not.
By Putting It Out There8 years ago in Filthy
Thoughts Moms Really Have During Weekday Sex. Top Story - February 2018.
Sex can be fun. Sex can be sexy. Sex can be orgasmic. However, sometimes sex can be a bit distracting. Not because we don't love our partner or desire them, but because as a parent, days can be LONG and EXHAUSTING. That is why, occasionally, when it is time for some late night lovin', a woman's mind may seem to wander and her attention may be everywhere but in the moment. Especially Monday through Thursday. It's not like we mean to, it just happens. What to do, where we have to go, what we forgot are just a few of the questions pestering our minds constantly and what better time than while partaking in a quiet concentrated activity like SEX to figure it all out. I mean it's dark, I'm naked, and the kids are asleep; sounds like the perfect time to overthink, plan, and list shit, if you ask me!
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Worst Things to Say in Bed After Sex…. Top Story - January 2018.
Sex. We are usually thinking about it, talking about it, anticipating it, or having it. There is nothing better then the seduction, the build up, the passion and intensity when you really want to bang someone's brains out. So, you've got your goodies, now you're laying in bed after the act and the person you've just shared your body with comes out with one of the following:
By Samantha Bentley9 years ago in Filthy
American Style
It all started when a dear friend somehow got it in his head that he could out-drink me. This was during my service in the United States Navy, which, lacking any other prospects, I had joined after High School. Following training, first in Chicago, then Virginia, I was made a technician on an Aircraft Carrier in Japan. It was several months after my arrival to that magical set of islands that I was granted an entire long weekend to myself.
By D.M. Kiely9 years ago in Filthy
Cherry Poppins and the Grinch Who Stole My Virginity, Chapter 2
Once my virginity was laid to rest, buried, and mourned, it was time for me to move on. I was determined to figure out what all the hype surrounding sex was all about. And not just for me, but for my vagina- after such a tragic loss, it was the least I could do. How does one set out on such a journey, you ask? It was time for a road trip, just me and my vagina, two pals looking for some penis. We didn’t have to look very far; hailing down a penis was a snap. My hand barely made it up over my head and already penises were lining up from all directions.
By Erika Potap9 years ago in Filthy
Dick Hickey
It’s not often that Holly and I had lunch free at the same time. We were always too busy during the day. It was infinitely easier to see each other during the day than at night, when I always had to have “meetings” scheduled or some other nonsense emergency. And that was only when she could get away from her boyfriend for a “girl’s night.” For us, “under the cover of darkness” was always the biggest risk.
By Jeff Dunegan9 years ago in Filthy
