No joke. No crap in my asshole, you are not serious, booty tickling lie.

A unicorn is rare, mystical, and perceived as a myth. In the non-monogamous (or monogamous) community it's quite the same. This is a term (that can be derogatory) used to describe someone, usually femme, who joins a couple for a consensual ménage à trois. Generally it's monogamous-ish and heterosexual-ish couples look for a bisexual female for no-strings-attached, usually one-time-only sex.

"Polyamory is not for everyone" is something I find myself saying often. It's a way to defend myself from judgement. Singling yourself out as an oddball, a sore thumb, strange. People are receptive, less judgmental.

When DOES sex end? Have you ever wondered about that? It may seem like a strange question but how we answer it makes quite a difference to the sexual satisfaction of some people. Our perceptions about what is the climax and completion of sexuality activity play a big role in what feels right to us. It also sets our expectations. Those expectations play a huge role in the interest people have in sex as well as how satisfied they are with sexual activities they participate in.

Have you ever wanted to spice things up? Lots of people will say that kink and BDSM may be your answer. But how do you know if you’ll like it? How do you know if you are into anything kinky? There is definitely a right and a wrong way to get into BDSM. Some people end up having bad experiences because of entering into it the wrong way. Like so many other things in our world, a lack of knowledge on the subject can really burn you. Taking some time to learn a bit more is going to help steer you in the right direction! So what kinds of things should you know?

Exploring sexuality tends to be a unique experience for everyone. Not only because each person has their own unique attractions and tastes but also because each person experiences sexuality differently. How to have an orgasm comes naturally to some people but it’s common for others to struggle. It is especially common for vulva people to have a harder time achieving orgasm. This can lead some people to think that there’s something wrong with them but that’s not true.

Listen, gentlemen, it's called a 'Gentlemen's Club', which means that one must behave as such. Though it is part of the entertainer's job to create a sexy and fun experience for the patrons that walk through the door that does not then mean that regular polite behaviors are negated. Sometimes it's because it's fun to play king for a night or sometimes it's inexperience but the behavior sometimes goes really badly really quickly. Here is what not to do at the strip club, guys:

A woman enters into a Dom-Sub relationship.

Throughout my adulthood, I’ve experimented with toys. I’ve seen them evolve from cheap plastic chunks to high tech sex treats that give you complete control over the sensations you feel. That being said, I’ve always been a bit leery of “programmable” sex toys.

Ah, the many things you can now get done to your crotch. Your most intimate female part has never received so much attention! From the confusing, and unnecessary, to the downright dangerous, here are some of the latest trends in vaginal upgrading.

Have you been missing pleasure and sensuality in your life lately?

This weekend, I attended my first fetish convention and it was quite an eye-opener.

Have you ever wanted to spice things up? Lots of people will say that kink and BDSM may be your answer. But how do you know if you’ll like it? How do you know if you are into anything kinky? There is definitely a right and a wrong way to get into BDSM. Some people end up having bad experiences because of entering into it the wrong way. Like so many other things in our world, a lack of knowledge on the subject can really burn you. Taking some time to learn a bit more is going to help steer you in the right direction! So what kinds of things should you know?

So these are more of the stories from my search for a sub. I forgot some stuff and there is more stupid in the world of BDSM. If you have not yet read part one please do so now.

 

I see you coming as you walk into the store and your beauty overwhelms me. I watch your long get blown about as you walk inside the door. You take a cart and start shopping in the clothing area. I watch your beautiful ass as you walk away and feel a stirring in my groin. I walk over to you and say,” Can I help you find something” You smile and reply, “Can you get the key to the fitting room “? I go up to customer service and get the keys and return to where you are. I go to the first stall unlock it and you say, “Can I have that one” as you point at the handicapped stall. I say, “fine “and unlock it. You carry in some garments and I start to walk away and you Yell, “can you stay and help me”? I Reply, “Yes I will be happy to help”. I hear you shuffling around in there and then you come out in bra and panties and say, “What do you think”. I tilt my head in thought and say, “Are we going for the business or casual look”? You reply,” Business”. I look at the bra and ask,” May I touch the bra”? You shake your head yes and I gently feel the fabric with my fingers thinking about your comfort. I say, “This feels like it may be hot after wearing it for a long time”. I get another bra and give it to you to feel. You notice the difference and get that bra in your size. I am standing there, and you step in the booth and change your bra without closing the door. I say, “Well you certainly are not shy”. After you try on all the clothes you are going to buy you take the stuff that was the wrong size and hand it to me so I can place it in the return cart. You say come here as you want me inside the booth. With a puzzled look on my face I walk in. You have noticed my erection as It was hard to hide. The handicapped booth is large and has a business chair for someone to sit in. You tell me to drop my pants and sit in the chair. I am breathing heavily as you drop your panties and get into my lap facing me and slowly sit down. I am in ecstasy as my cock slides up in you. I start sucking your nipples and thrusting my cock up in you. I can feel your vagina convulse as you arch your back and erupt into orgasm. I pound you harder until I explode deep inside you. We stay there for about ten minutes in each other’s arms. The juices leaking out and falling below the chair .You get up and get dressed and take you cart and head for the cashier. I take the keys back to customer service and a coworker looks at me and says, “are you OK you look like you have been hit by a train”. I smile and say, “I think I have”. I catch you as you are going out the door and say, “Can I have your phone number by the way my name is John”. I hand you my phone and you type the information in. As you disappear into the parking lot I smile and can not wait to dial your number.

Leo

With every generation comes new aspirations and it appears today's generation aspire to be Content Creators and Social Media Influencers. Not a bad inspiration goal but does it matter how you do it!

The media often talks about men pleasuring themselves – by which I mean there’s a lot of jokes made about masturbation and genitalia, but only for men. This is because there are a lot of men in the media, they are all over television shows, movies, politics. Sure, there have been improvements over the years, but we still have a lot of work to do. That said, when remarks about the area between one’s legs are made, they are often about men, and not about men. In fact, the closest thing to comments being made about female genitals is a John Oliver sketch featuring his Catheter Cowboy saying, “and that little feller there is what we call the clitoris,” mispronouncing that final word.

Women over the age of 30 are either feeling really sexual, or suppressing it. And I’m talking to the ones that suppress it. What’s wrong with the word sexy anyway?

Make $3,000+ a Week Doing Next To Nothing

Figging: (Definition): inserting a piece of raw, peeled ginger into the anus, historically used for torture. This practice is now a method of corporal punishment in BDSM, a popular fetish, and has been altered to also include insertion into the vagina and urethra.

The following is a letter I sent to @johnbaku of FetLife. Many of us are seeking community, looking for the best ways to get ourselves out there, and want to learn about what matters to us. In the many moments of the day my curiosity, interest, and energy level changes. I want what I want and believe that FetLife is a better place to turn to then the 24 hour news cycle right now. I'm sharing my letter in hopes to get your thoughts and perhaps encourage change to better FetLife because this community has made a difference and connected so many of us over the years. The world you experience is the real world and talking with each other about what matters can make it better.

A unicorn is rare, mystical, and perceived as a myth. In the non-monogamous (or monogamous) community it's quite the same. This is a term (that can be derogatory) used to describe someone, usually femme, who joins a couple for a consensual ménage à trois. Generally it's monogamous-ish and heterosexual-ish couples look for a bisexual female for no-strings-attached, usually one-time-only sex.

Let’s admit it, we all want to experience those full-body, Earth-shattering orgasms. But when it comes to sex, men aren’t as liable to trade tips. This is a shame, because most men could use some help in the bedroom, both when it comes to pleasing their partner and making their own orgasms stronger. I have made a list of ways to please your man. Everyone is different in their own way but I can assure you that it’s okay to try something new once in a while, as long as you and your partner are in the same page. Some people may be new to experimenting in their sex life and that’s perfectly fine!

Breathing

Have you ever described yourself or someone else as “clean” when talking about sexual health? It’s really common for people to use this kind of terminology when what they really mean is that they don’t have any current sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Most people don’t think twice about using this kind of language but such terms actually contribute significantly to the stigma associated with STIs. It is part of the culture that shames people for their sexual health status and makes others afraid to get tested, communicate their status, or have open conversations about sexual health. Stigma can have a huge impact on a person’s feelings of self-worth, the spread of disease, and the marginalization of people.

In Ufology

The topic of sex clouds over me every day like a heavy fog.

I was working at a call center when I met the wife. We sat next to each other and in between calls we would talk about various things. Admittingly I don’t know how we got on the subject of sex, but it did come up. She talked about how there was an aspect to her marriage that she couldn’t quite fulfill for her husband. She wanted to find a man for her husband to sleep with while she watched.

We strolled through the grocery aisles slowly. I carefully studied the list I had compiled the day before from this week’s meal planner and looked at the items on the shelves. I glanced up from the list to see Him staring at me. “What’s wrong?” I asked.

Chapter 3

Can a rare Hawaiian mushroom really give women an "earth-shattering orgasm"?

Sex is an act that almost everyone has experienced, if you haven’t that’s totally okay too, but it’s a very common thing in human nature. Sex can be empowering, loving, and can teach you a lot of new things about yourself and your partner. For some women it takes some time for them to reach their climax, some are fortunate enough to say that they can orgasm multiple times with ease and rather quickly, but it’s perfectly normal if it takes you a while. Not everyone is the same and that’s part of the human anatomy, everyone is different in their own way. But one thing that’ll definitely drive you over the edge are the types of positions you try with your partner. Each one will definitely have you begging for more! I advise you to try these positions at least once in bed. Switching things up while you’re getting heated with your partner is definitely a must, just to keep things interesting and fun!

On my toughest Mondays, my coworkers could always count on me to say, “I just need one more day on the weekends.” It always felt like another 24 hours for me-time would give me the relaxation and reset that I needed to be my best self. Sometimes I’d even find myself daydreaming of all the things I could do with a week off. Hello, sweatpants!

We live in a time where all our social media gives us access to a direct message box & anyone that can find you on social media can also jump into that direct message box to say whatever they want to you. In the past, I've shared plenty of situations and conversations that I've dealt with personally; some were good, some became blog stories and some became DELETE/BLOCK worthy, either way they were relate-able to whoever read them.

When Alberto, Julia, Margarita and Stefano were teenagers, the "nudes" didn't have that name, they were simply photographs with little or no clothes. Blackberrys were still in fashion and sending or receiving a good quality picture was a feat.

Searching far and wide you can find some pretty unusual stuff on the internet. The same goes for pornography as well. While I wouldn't consider going near anything like midget porn or sadomasochism, you can find unusual on the lighter side of porn. For example a website dedicated to blow job videos or foot job videos. Maybe that isn't unusual for some, perhaps the opposite; maybe it's tame?

There have been plenty of amazing performers throughout the history of porn, and any list of the “top” performers will be subjective. But here are six porn stars you should definitely check out, some active today and others long retired.

You've probably exhausted every internet outlet there is by now with this world wide lock down we're all experiencing. True it's getting pretty repetitive and everyday will feel like 'Groundhog Day.'

"Polyamory is not for everyone" is something I find myself saying often. It's a way to defend myself from judgement. Singling yourself out as an oddball, a sore thumb, strange. People are receptive, less judgmental.

So if you hadn't read the other parts please do so. This is more of my search for a sub. I have been at this for a few months on and off. So let's get back into it.

Common sense states that banging your ex opens up old wounds and prevents you from moving on. Okay, sure, fine.

There’s a variety of sex toys in the market-all at different price points, and with different textures and purposes- decision making can be a little intimidating. I’ve selected a few of the most pleasurable toys recommend by experts and with the best reviews. Waiting ahead, 10 different toys with one main focus-to make you orgasm.

The way male masturbation is accepted as normal and healthy yet men using any kind of toy for pleasuring themselves is “disgusting” should be addressed, because it’s causing so many guys to experience diminished quality of masturbation compared to what they could be having.

When DOES sex end? Have you ever wondered about that? It may seem like a strange question but how we answer it makes quite a difference to the sexual satisfaction of some people. Our perceptions about what is the climax and completion of sexuality activity play a big role in what feels right to us. It also sets our expectations. Those expectations play a huge role in the interest people have in sex as well as how satisfied they are with sexual activities they participate in.

Exploring sexuality tends to be a unique experience for everyone. Not only because each person has their own unique attractions and tastes but also because each person experiences sexuality differently. How to have an orgasm comes naturally to some people but it’s common for others to struggle. It is especially common for vulva people to have a harder time achieving orgasm. This can lead some people to think that there’s something wrong with them but that’s not true.

Does penis size make a difference? This is one of the most asked questions about sex. Cis-gendered men, in particular, tend to worry about this particular problem. Our society gives many examples of the idea of great size as the key to masculinity and sexual prowess. It’s in much of the marketing we see, stories that are told, and the butt of jokes. This subject causes a lot of anxiety for a lot of people. The question is… should it?

When was it that rotting flesh devils who sucked a person dry of blood until their lungs rasped out their last became sex objects? Vampires and sex seem intertwined together. Before Twilight, before Anne Rice, and before Dracula, vampires were seen as devils or demons. Soulless husks who preyed on the living.

Her iconic role as Mrs. Robinson was an older married woman that tried to seduce the much younger Benjamin Braddock. Her role in The Graduate set the standard for what every cougar would be judged by: sexy, seductive, smart and mature. Although Anne Bancroft starred in dozens of movies throughout her career, the award-winning actress kept to a very private life away from the camera. As one of three sisters in a modest and close-knit Italian family, she centered her world around her family. Up until her death in 2005, Bancroft spent her personal time with her husband–the iconic Mel Brooks–and their son, away from the paparazzi. In a vintage interview with Viva magazine, she opened up about her beliefs, her career and why she decided to stay away from the spotlight after marriage. In the 21st century, age has become more of a perception than reality. Words such as cougar have become terms of endearment for a culture that has an enlightened notion of age and the role it plays in relationships. Anne Bancroft’s progressive view is as relevant today as when she originally spoke to Viva in the mid 1970s.

Before the sexual revolution enabled pornography to go mainstream (do Penthouse and Playboy sound familiar to you?) adult magazines, or ‘girlie mags’, were already in successful circulation. Now, all of these years later, you might infer that the precursors to mainstream distribution were tamer than their successors; no nipple means less suggestive, right? However, the titles and overall aesthetic of vintage porn are in some ways more lewd and crude than their modern counterparts, more akin to so-called ‘hardcore’ porn which often highlights specific sexual fetishes.