comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
The Assignment
FADE IN: INT. OFFICE - DAY Melvin checks his assignment lists for his online classes at SNHU. He sees that he has to write one more screenplay for a short before his weekly assignments are complete. Melvin leans back in deep thought and sighs. Melvin stands up and begins pacing his office floor several times as he thinks of ideas to write about. Melvin sits back down at his desk and grabs a blank sheet of printer paper and a pencil. Melvin leans in close on his elbows with the pencil eraser in his mouth as he thinks over his blank sheet of paper. The first idea springs to life and he writes it down on the paper. He writes “setting - comic convention,” and then the plot, “Who is the greatest incarnation of Doctor Who?” He begins writing the names of all thirteen actors who played the Doctor and then realizes that there are far too many characters for this idea to be considered a “short.” Melvin flips the paper over with a disheartening expression and begins thinking of another singular idea that he can focus on out of all those swarming around in his mind. Another idea spawns. He jots down “The Coffee Cup.” The idea seems simple enough with a limited amount of characters to tell a comical story. He writes “Comedy.” Melvin leans back as he ponders his secondary idea.
By W.S. Klass6 years ago in Filthy
Halloween Swing
This is a true story. You can't even make this stuff up. I am married to a super hot, sexy 48 year old man who has muscles on top of his muscles. His birthday is in November just a few weeks before Halloween, so I decided to spice things up a bit and try something different. I determined to buy him an experience instead of some trinket that he may or may not use......something that wouldn't sit around collecting dust.
By Kim Malone6 years ago in Filthy
The Love Trap ℰ𝓅𝒾𝓈𝑜𝒹𝑒 3 - The Dating Disaster
“You look gorgeous,” the young woman says from across the make-up counter. Samantha highly doubts the word gorgeous is the right description for her, but she’s hoping that the professional make over will help bring out her best features.
By Ebony Rose6 years ago in Filthy
The Love Trap
The week drags by is interminably for Samantha...seriously, how much harder can her life get? She’s basically freaked out the day Blake caught her ogling his penis and now she is trying to deal with the proximity of living so close to her sexual harassment victim.
By Ebony Rose6 years ago in Filthy
To each it's own, we are on vacation…
This lovely story is about my second trip to Jamaica (if you haven’t read the first one, go catch up, it’s called “Ten Men Waiting for Me at the Door? Send One of Them Home, I’m Tired” which was incredible to say the least) and a bit about a few friends that can't be taken for granted. On this trip, I went to Jamaica with a girlfriend that I absolutely love but never traveled together before. I’m very particular about travel buddies (I can’t travel with just anybody and actually be myself. Not everyone can tolerate me and vice versa). I’m going to call this friend “Crown Royal.” I met Crown Royal at a business event and we became close friends shortly thereafter. I must say it’s a blessing getting to know her. It’s been 7 years since we have known each other and we are closer than ever (especially after this trip)… I can tell her anything and I mean anything!! She judges sometimes, but that's okay because she is the real deal. Just like me! Big smile! She is my person I call on the daily and will most likely answer . You don’t get those types of friends in your life too often.
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy
ASS AND FURIOUS! NOT FAST AND FURIOUS.
The internet never stops surprising me, especially social media. The female figure has always been of interest to me. One because I am attracted to the female figure and the other because of the Body Positivity movement. 10, 20, or 30 years ago you could argue that having a phat ass was not a public point of interest. I remember having a big ass was something to be ashamed of, or be ridiculed about. It was always the Hip Hop movement that reinforced having a big ass was nothing to be ashamed. Fast forward a few years from the hit release "I love Big Butts" by Slick Rick, now everyone loves a big butt, wants a big butt, and will do anything to get one. How times have changed but I am not complaining in this article.
By URBAN GLAM LIFE6 years ago in Filthy
Confessions of a Savage
Men come in all sorts of categories as sex partners: dominant, submissive, pretty, kinky, large, small, excellent, not so excellent. Some are forgettable while others I still think about (For the ones I still think about, see my previous posts).
By Jessica Drake7 years ago in Filthy
“If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators”
I get in these moods to hunt sometimes. No not hunting animals, never! I mean hunting humans. Haha! Let me explain. One night I went to my infamous bar and it felt like I just walked into a shit show. I walked into way too many bar patrons that I have ultimately fucked in the past under the same roof. Holy fuck! Do you want to know how many past fuck buddies there were? Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, and not 5, nope there were 7! Seven? Holy fuck, is this an intervention was the first thing that came to mind. The 7 have been cut off in the span of the past 5 years and they make is obvious they think about me. The entire night, they came by one by one to say hello (I was actually there with my laptop typing and inconspicuously hunting for fresh meat). They talk small talk and try to test the water and get some pussy. I politely reject, say I’m working and next, another one comes along trying even harder. I didn’t like my options so No was the word of the night.
By Insatiable-ness7 years ago in Filthy
