Hyper Homo
Just your friendly neighbourhood hyperbolic homosexual.
What if BitLife was Real Life?
I am addicted to BitLife. It is the only thing that keeps me going in life, I wake up every day and hope that the developers have pulled an all-nighter just trying to get a new update out to the BitJunkies (my nickname for my fellow BitLife addicts).
Hyper HomoPublished 9 months ago in Gamers
Why My Dog is a Nymphomaniac
I never quite thought a dog could be a nymphomaniac, until I purchased Carla. Carla was a Jack Russell. I knew Jack Russell's were affectionate, but I didn't quite realise to the degree that she would literally prowl upon anything that released even a microgram of testosterone.
Hyper HomoPublished 9 months ago in Petlife
How I almost got MURDERED on a GRINDR DATE!
Grindr, the source of every curious man's satisfaction. Don't deny it, if you are male and reading this, you've thought about dancing with the devil before (or just engaging in some foreplay with another man).
Hyper HomoPublished 9 months ago in Filthy
The SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN way to attract a partner
Like many in my generation, I am single. Alone, all alone with nobody to love, hold, argue with, take cute pictures with or go on holiday with.
Hyper HomoPublished 9 months ago in Humans
4 SECRET Ways to Gain OnlyFans Subscribers
There is a delicious new trend going around lately, OnlyFans. Given our circumstances of being in a lockdown, people need to make money. I have an expensive lifestyle that I need to fund and so this seemed like the eaisest, fool-proof way to do it.
Hyper HomoPublished 9 months ago in Filthy
The very British Anxiety of Supermarket Shopping
I am a very anxious person. Cigarettes are not cool. You can see by my eyebrows. They are very anxious eyebrows. They show my deep sense of fear, and are awfully bushy - a tint and thread is due.
Hyper HomoPublished 9 months ago in Psyche
