Kim Malone
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Life Adventures
This life is freaking crazy. I swear, you can't even make this shit up. I am beginning to think that there is no such thing as normal. I don't know about the people that you have in your life, but mine is f**** crazy. I am about to get a divorce atfer 30 years of marraige. It sucks, but it is also very liberating. I am on a self discovery mission....on an incredible journey. After all these years, I get an amazing blast from the past! I re-connected with my first boyfriend who was my first love from junior high. I was only 13 years old. He wisked me away and took me to Europe to get me away from my crazy husband. Holy crap!!! It is so f***** awesome.
By Kim Malone3 years ago in Motivation
Cooking Creations
I absolutely love to cook and create new mouth-watering experiences for myself and my family......I have a ridiculous "Pinterest- food folder" with just about every recipe you can think of....minus desserts and sweets. I have never baked much of anything. I stay away from sugar altogether except for my wine (Mommy Juice). I do love to make food from scratch because it's fun, challenging AND I like to know about all of the ingredients in the food that I am eating and feeding to my family.
By Kim Malone3 years ago in Families
April Fools
April Fool's Day. The only day of the year where it is not only permissible to play jokes on people, it is encouraged. This is a true mom story. The morning of this particular April Fool's Day, my second-born son, Austin crafted a devious plan for his older brother Daniel. Austin took some strawberry flavored Ex-lax and carefully mixed it into a cup of coffee that he then brought to his brother.
By Kim Malone3 years ago in Families
Halloween Swing
This is a true story. You can't even make this stuff up. I am married to a super hot, sexy 48 year old man who has muscles on top of his muscles. His birthday is in November just a few weeks before Halloween, so I decided to spice things up a bit and try something different. I determined to buy him an experience instead of some trinket that he may or may not use......something that wouldn't sit around collecting dust.
By Kim Malone3 years ago in Filthy