“Want to Come over and Watch Porn on My Flat Screen Mirror?”

by Insatiable-ness 2 months ago in comedy

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“Want to Come over and Watch Porn on My Flat Screen Mirror?”

I have grown to love working out and being in the health and wellness industry. Trainers are amazing to me. All of them! The dedication they have is unbelievable, although I do believe the dedication is in part because of their profession, but they do definitely have a different mindset and certain disciplines not all people have. Most of their bodies are amazing, both men and women! Now, I’m not the fittest chick, but I do have some beautiful natural curves that took awhile for me to appreciate, thanks to my mama! Now that I’m completely confident in my own body, I love myself even more. Looking back at when I was younger and having sex, I realized my sexual tendencies were nothing to brag about. I was very insecure about myself and wasn’t confident about my body. It’s crazy looking back at younger years and thinking I was fat! I wasn’t fat, I just wasn’t model skinny. If I would have known that having confidence = better sex, I would have worked on myself years ago HAHA. All I’m saying is please love yourself! Do whatever it takes to get confident. It will get you so much further than thinking you aren’t good enough, and once you become confident with what you have been given, I promise you that you will have the best sex you will ever have!

Ok, let’s get back to trainers! YUMMMMM! I have been to many gyms in my life and have always been attracted to trainers, especially tall, dark, and handsome ones (wink, wink). I never had the confidence to approach them, but within the past five years, my confidence has grown and god damnnnnn I can tell you story upon story about trainers. Check back to my author page and you will most likely read about them in the near future…

The latest and greatest trainer is by far the most exceptional sex I have ever had. The dilemma is that he’s not the best person in the world (morally unacceptable), but when you find someone that is a replica of yourself with the same type of sexual appetite, then it’s really hard to not convince yourself that his morals get a pass (for now).

His story goes like this... I used to train in a small gym in my hometown with a young trainer. His friend was an older, established trainer at another gym not too far away. One random day, I was in the group class doing squats or something with my ass. The older, established trainer was visiting his friend and saw my ass and that obviously caught his attention. If you're an ass person, then my ass would definitely get your attention too. I have heard about this infamous trainer, but we never actually met. One day, shortly after he saw me at the gym, he grew the balls to send me a message through messenger. I obviously responded and let’s just say my life has been so much more adventurous, and somewhat more dramatic, ever since.

I am going to call this one the “Human Vibrator.” He gets this name for having 25 different sexual settings, and I’m still counting. Yup, you read it right! Can you imagine a person that can have so many different ways to make a woman cum whether he’s going R&B slow, Hip-Hop pounding, Reggae smooth, OK you get the picture. 25! His moves and his dick is something that is incomparable to anyone I have encountered, except myself LOL. I swear, the amount of stamina this man has is from all the energy he puts into working out. These are real muscles, not that shit some trainers take that makes their dick limp (if you know what I mean).

Get this mental image in your heads: tall (over 6'0"); nice, bronze skin tone; bald with some facial hair; defined, eight pack of abs; broad, football player shoulders; arms that you can’t wrap your hands around; and a dick of a god, perfect girth and length, which hits spots inside of me that most can’t. Sex is more than amazing, painful at times, but soooooooo worth it. Now that you have that image in your heads, imagine the 25 different setting and having six-eight hour fuck sessions. Yes, hours!

We started out by getting a hotel room with two beds; one for break time and the other bed to get as wet as we could from one end to the other (which we accomplish every time). I’m not talking normal fucking here, I am talking sport fucking and a whole lotta squirting. My definition of sport fucking is a football game length definition: “the game consist of two halves and each half is 45 minutes long. Between the two halves, there is an interval, which is not more than 15 minutes long. Stoppage time (also called injury time) is the time added on at the end of each half at the discretion of the referee.” So if we go for six-eight hours, sweating and pounding, imagine how many football games we can actually accomplish in that time period. HEAVEN! The funny thing is that it’s not always football, some days it's a boxing match, a baseball game, a golf match, you get the point… The harder he goes, the more I explode, and the best part is that dick stays hard throughout it all. His dick is magical in every way… Trust me, when you have had a lot of partners, you grow to know what you like, what you don’t, what you can tolerate, and what you don’t want to deal with at all. Most men cannot handle this type of fucking, so it’s definitely bonus points when a man can keep up with my stamina. We had the smart idea to remove the mirror out of the hotel bathroom walls and place it on the bed so we can watch ourselves fucking. Oh my god! What a turn on to actually be able to see the ways we fuck. My favorite is watching my ass bounce on his dick while he’s standing up behind me… I’m pretty sure he likes that one, too.

The first time I squirted on his dick, he didn’t question it, he just kept pounding. It actually turned him on more and made him go harder and stronger which I LOVED. You know that gave him more bonus points and only meant that he’s a pro and doesn’t scare easily. Now, you can only begin to imagine, this kind of fucking is actually becoming addictive. I’m starting to believe that I might actually be addicted to sex in general. Crave it every moment of everyday and actually try to get it as much as possible (when I’m not being mommy). But honestly, does anyone else feel horny all the time? Needs to play with a vibrator (plastic or human). Don’t even think sexaholics meetings would work for me because the first thought that pops in my head is whether there is going to be a hot motherfucker there that I would end up fucking in the bathroom of a basement. Yes, it’s pretty bad. OK, all this sex talk is getting me hot and bothered, so I’m ending this one here, but I promise there will be stories about Human Vibrator. Stay tuned…

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