The Only Thing We Have to Meme are Memes Themselves

I've been away for a while.

In the past, I have authored a lot of short stories here, especially horror and sci-fi. I also write poetry. I have an FYI series entitled Top 10 Prophets, 👁👁 Prognosticators, & Visionaries. And last year, I compiled a slew of various memes, developing a kind of comedy series, long before Vocal created this glorious Humor Community.

It started here—> Meme-ing for Laughs.

All total, I've done thirteen previous installments of this type of buffoonery. I harvest this junk off social media— mostly Facebook. (I’m a proud member and administrator of the Vocal Social Society on Facebook. Join us; we support each other!) I'm thinking I'll eventually migrate all my earlier jocularity over here to the humor department. Heretofore, I published it mostly in the Journal Community, although some installments landed in Humans, and FYI, and Filthy (<—a batch all about sex).

Oh, and by the way, this Humor Community was totally my idea!!! Vocal owes me $63,000.15, in my opinion. 🤨 Note the date on this commentary/suggestion that I published—> What Really Sucks Ass About Vocal.

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The beginning of 2023 was especially challenging for me. I have bad brains— seizures that devastate my memory, a health problem that didn't raise its ugly head until 2019. I was denied Disability because I had an incompetent lawyer and I'm now so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention. I've had heartbreaking troubles with my love life. Basically: a hellava lot of un-funny shit happened to me that I won't detail here in the comedy section— events that caused me to lose my writing mojo. Consequently, I was away from Vocal for many months. But my life is looking up... a little 🤏... and I try to forever remain positive, focusing on the good, not the bad. So, I have returned (obviously), and I think I’ve got my sense of humor back.

But I'll let you decide if that's true or not.

Without further ado, here's my latest (extra-long) batch of recently-harvested memes, accompanied with my own crude jokes. Hopefully, this idiotic mess will be good for a laugh or sixteen.

{— A quick WARNING before we proceed: some of this humor is salacious. I'm hopelessly male. 🤷‍♂️ It's a chronic condition. —}

Here we go!

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Up 1st— One for the Psychiatrists among us—

Ego said, "Is that really necessary? We don't want that much to drink."

"Right," said Super-Ego. "Can we just get a Freudian sip?"

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#2- — For the Enlightened—

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🎼🎶🎵 Somewhere over bad rainbows

Blackbirds shit 🎶

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#3- — For the Misfits—

I tried hiding my light under a bushel once and the bushel caught on fire. 🤷‍♂️

Never again.

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#4- — For Dog-lovers —

Just make certain he's prescribed the shampoo for termites, not fleas.

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#5- — For those going grocery shopping—

I hate when groceries don't provide the information that is truly irrelevant relevant! 😡 What I need to know is: are they seeded seedless?

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#6- — For the Impatient—

I've also had my impropriety tested.

I'm positive.

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#7- — For the Listless—

They forgot 7. ...

Haters.

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#8- — For the all the Little People—

Exactly! Just like when she gives you head, that dangly-dangle thing at the back of her throat is a taunter, not a target. 🎯

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#9- — For the Easily Offended—

This is my Facebook page—> my real name is William Markly O'Neal. Please download that one 👆 to your phone or computer as potential evidence and if my disappearance lasts longer than the usual 30 days, call in the homicide detectives.

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#10- — For the Argumentative—

The mythmakers who create memes like this one 👆 have no right to exist‼️ 😡 I'm too sleepy to explain now in great detail why— but you can bet your ass that when I'm better rested, I'll be back to write a small(?) novel on this topic! 😡😡😡😡

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#11- — For the Weight-lifers—

Dumbbells need love too!

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#12- — For the Clueless—

Who knew? 🤷

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#13- — For the Movie Lovers—

Both first dropped in the same place?!? 🤯 Do you think radiation from the one led directly to the Ken in the other not having a dick? 🤔

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#14- — For the Time Travelers from the 23rd Century—

Is this another test?

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#15- — For the Super-sized—

Hold the pickle.

Please make certain the buns are fresh.

My appetite is outta control!

The last time I came here, it was soooo delicious! 🤤 But if you put in just a little extra effort this time, I promise to give you five stars!

On the other hand.... If you get my orders wrong, you can bet your fat ass I'll wanna talk to your manager!!!

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#16- — For the Left-brained—

Translation: stay in and out of your mixed messages lane!

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That's it, kids! I hope you enjoyed this nonsense. If you did, please hit that ❤️ button. SUBSCRIBE! I appreciate your readership and I thank you for your support. As I mentioned at the top, I'm dirt poor, so I'd be eternally grateful for any tips you could shoot my way. God Willing, I'll be writing more comedy soon!

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Check out this quick, comedic poem of mine👇— another offering especially for pet-lovers. 🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛ 🐾