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The Journey of a Thousand Smiles Begins with One Meme
Salutations, friends! It's me again, __Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! I originally opened with some seriousness here at the top, but upon reflection, I thought it might kill the vibe, so I moved it to the bottom. I haven't published anything for quite some time— I've been going through rough times lately. Find out why after the silliness, if you're so inclined. For now, all you need to know is that I've finally made significant strides at pulling my head out of my ass. I think I've gotten my sense of humor back... but I'll let you be the judge of that.
By Lightning Bolt3 months ago in Geeks
The Meme-ing of Halloween is Candy
Happy Halloween, fearless readers!!! 🎃 🎼🎵🎶 It's the most ghastacular time of the year!! 👻👻👻 I'm back with a twelfth funky, spunky, chunky, phantasmagorical edition of Meme-ing Madness— a haunted holiday collection of monstrous insanity harvested from the Internet!
By Lightning Bolt5 months ago in Journal
🔥 A Day Without Diablo Sauce is like Hell Without Satanshine 🔥
WARNING: The Story You Are About to Read is True. The names weren't changed to protect the innocent. 🤷♂️ Sue me. So a while back (technically it was four years ago), I went to Taco Bell, as usual, and ordered my Nacho Fries Supreme, as usual. And, naturally, I wanted my Diablo sauce.
By Lightning Bolt7 months ago in Geeks
The Day That Forever Changed My Life
On August 23, 1976, I awoke to a normal day. I was fifteen years old, living with my family on a farm in white bread northern Indiana. We (school kids) were still in our summer vacation. Back then, it was right after Labor Day when we went back to school (because our rural high school had no air conditioning).
By Lightning Bolt7 months ago in Families
