Techno-Dreams Do Come True
She appeared one night, wearing shadows around her shoulders. ⚡ Skimmin' home after a terrific day in the holodrome,
The Tale of Thornhill Thrash
This is the tale of Thornhill Thrash, born a ward of the State. His mother killed his father, before suffering a similar fate.
Devil Woman's Tongue
Her name is Angela Vostinari, but Titus never calls her ‘Angie.’ She is his ‘Devil Cakes’ or, more often, ‘Devil Woman.’
The Top 10 Lords of Hell
“Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.” Those were the words that the poet John Milton ascribed to the Devil in his epic poem Paradise Lost. While that might be true, the Underworld is not an easy realm to rule. The hours of operation (24/7/365/forever) are brutal. The working conditions aren’t ideal. The stream of damned souls needing to be tormented is endless. It’s simply not practical to try to manage that Inferno alone.
When the Pain is Too Great to Swallow
“That’s it. I’m calling it,” says the doctor as he takes his gloved hands off Cassandra’s charred body. “Time of death,” he looks at the clock on the wall and officially declares it is, “11:23 a.m.”
Eulogy for an Emoji ⚡
Imagine this... You meet up with a friend in person for lunch. Over appetizers, your friend says to you, "I read the coolest stories last night on Vocal! I know they're right up your alley. You really should check them out."
What Really Sucks Ass about Vocal
DISCLAIMER: Vocal.media is pretty awesome. I'm especially impressed by how supportive everyone is. The authors who confab here are incredible. The Vocal staff are amazing.
What a Comedy Community Could Look Like
I wrote a Plea for Parody. In it, I explained that in my view, one thing that Sucks Ass About Vocal is the lack of commitment to Comedy.