The Meme-ing of Halloween is Candy

Happy Halloween, fearless readers!!! 🎃

🎼🎵🎶 It's the most ghastacular time of the year!!

👻👻👻

I'm back with a twelfth funky, spunky, chunky, phantasmagorical edition of Meme-ing Madness— a haunted holiday collection of monstrous insanity harvested from the Internet!

This one comes with an especially wicked WARNING!!! This shit is spicy, dicey, bony, and groany. Parts of it are definitely salaciousness, if not outright obscene. As always, hideous puns are assured! If you're turned off by someone with a horrible sense of humor, you're probably going to lose your will to fuck (if not your will to live— which is really kind of the same thing, right?) I never guarantee anything, but there could be zombies, witches, vampires, black cats, ghouls, ghosts, maybe even a guest appearance by Cthulhu Himself. I cannot and will not be held financially responsible for anyone who catches lycanthropy! Because, let's face it, even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers at night may become a wolf when the wolf-memes loom and the autumn moon shines bright. If you feel a sudden urge to do the monster mash upon reading this, don't blame me if it's an eerie sight. Basically...

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Scolleth Here!

Do we understand each other?

Excellent! ⚡😁👍 Then let's get this questionable creep show started! Hold onto your skeletons, kids, because this one is a scream!

For your protection: garlic, head-shots, and holy water are advised!

⚡_______________⚡

#1- — feeling obligated first to show my credentials

"I want to believe."

⚡_______________⚡

#2- — feeling spellbinding

Just be careful, guys, when you cast your spells.

Enunciate!

It's pronounced, "AbracaDADbra!"

⚡_______________⚡

#3- — feeling energized

Some dads are so irresponsible! 😕 Giving your kid this much caffeine at Trick or Treat time will have her up all night.

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

⚡_______________⚡

#4- — feeling ghosted

What am I over here...

Invisible?

⚡_______________⚡

#5- — feeling sad & drained

BOOOOOO hoo hoo!

⚡_______________⚡

#6- — now feeling both sad & the munchies

A Nightmare on Blunt Street?

⚡_______________⚡

#7- — feeling decorative

"The POWER OF SHERWIN-WILLIAMS compels you!!!"

⚡_______________⚡

#8- — feeling lovely

We've all been there.

::::sigh:::::

⚡_______________⚡

#9- — feeling busted again

🎼🎵🎶 When there's something strange

In your flavored food

Who ya gonna call?!?

⚡_______________⚡

#10- — feeling edgy

We live in dangerous and delicious times.

⚡_______________⚡

#11- — feeling the munchies again

We live in dangerous and high times?

⚡_______________⚡

#12- — feeling protective

Yeah, suiting up this way isn't much fun. It's kinda like taking a shower wearing a raincoat.

BUT...

The smell lingers for days and will make your dick much more palatable to a whole bunch of women.

⚡_______________⚡

#13- — feeling hopeful again

"Prick or Treat!"

⚡_______________⚡

I usually only do twelve (13 max) of these memes per collection, but as promised, this one is EXTRA looooooong!

⚡_______________⚡

#14- — feeling hungry

The only thing more exciting than seeing that candy spill out is eating it!!! 😋👍

Dad always said, "Speak softly and carry a big stick." I often fail at that first part, but I nail that second part, for real, for real!

⚡_______________⚡

#15- — feeling crafty

Some traditions are timeless.

⚡_______________⚡

#16- — feeling erect

Who needs a faux one?

I'm dressing up as the Rock this year!

⚡_______________⚡

#17- — feeling hungry again

I'll bet they come with milk!

⚡_______________⚡

#18- — feeling seen

Everyone piles on and shares a big group grave.

⚡_______________⚡

#19- — feeling informative

To clarify: they are all real; the faux ones are just from dead French people.

⚡_______________⚡

#20- — feeling decorative again

Some people nail it...

... and some go the extra mile and impale it!

⚡_______________⚡

#21- — feeling nostalgic

A Symphony of Certainly.

⚡

{ The more negative original version here... }

⚡_______________⚡

#22- — feeling oh so satisfied

Was it good for you too?

⚡_______________⚡

#23!!!- — and finally!.... feeling truly afraid!!!

Ho, ho, ho!

⚡_______________⚡

That's it! We're done here! The witching hour is over! It's almost dawn!

I hope you enjoyed the horror show!

More Meme-ing Madness will be forthcoming soon! Subscribe! There are eleven other installments every bit as rotten as this☝! Read them all or you could be possessed by foul spirits. Maybe. A demon alleged that could happen.

Have you read them all?

#1- Meme-ing For Laughs

#2- To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!

#3- When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!

#4- They Were the Best of Memes, They Were the Worst of Memes

#5- The End Doesn't Justify the Memes

#6- We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing (👈awarded a Top Story honor for some bizarre reason 🤷‍♂️)

#7- Bad Memes Rising (extra filthy!!!)

#8- Quote the Raven: "Memeingmore!"

#9- That which does not Kill Us makes us Memer

# 10- I Think, Therefore I Meme

#11- The Meme-ing of Life is to Find Your Gift; The Purpose of Memes are to Give Them Away

Please hit that ❤️ button if you didn't hate this horrid horseshit. I've been unemployed for over a year (because I Have Bad Brains). I'm as poor as my sense of humor. If you could shoot me a $5 or $10 tip, I'd be eternally grateful.

As always, I thank you for your support!

___________Bolt⚡