Humor

Adelaide’s Campaign Against AI Text Generation. Top Story - September 2026.

A pilot program has been introduced in the Australian city of Adelaide that has quickly become a sterling example of how to combat AI-generated text.

If you see a Wicked Witch. Top Story - September 2026.

If by Full moonlight's glow - you should mayhap espy a wicked witch flying by upon her broomstick, her Carpet Bag plump full to overflowing...then you should waste no time...hurry, oh please, do hurry to do the "Witching Spit and Turn".

I Am at Least as Effective at Delivering Parcels as Evri. Top Story - September 2026.

My inbox is awash with spam emails offering me clothes of all different shapes and sizes. There are times when I wonder whether the internet knows me at all. For example, I have never once shown even a passing interest in a pair of leather flares, I do not need an illuminated bomber jacket (yet), and I already own more shoes than I know what to do with.

Dip-a-dee- ooh la la. Top Story - August 2026.

Like the shadows shrinking from the oppressive molten sun, my molasses body melts as one with the faux cushions. I am about to lapse into a coma of the undead, when an annoying ‘ Ping’ begrudgingly wakes me from a catatonic state. Exhaustion from the unrelenting heat makes it an effort to open the text from my best friend Gavin. Yet friendship forces my hand and my unwilling eyes are the ones to pay the price. My eyelids feel like an old cloth rubbing on rough wood as they try to focus on the words.

How to Watch Jordan Peele Films with White People. Top Story - August 2026.

It may seem silly to have to remind people that audiences are not the same everywhere you go. There were many white people who found it odd that ''Get Out'' was such a massive hit with the black community. And yet, it was (I saw it twice in one week), as were ''Us'' and ''Nope''. So this is just a handy guide for those of you who want to make your white friends comfortable while watching the films of this very interesting man’s oeuvre (a pretentious term that your white friends will love).

Drinking the Hot Dog Water. Top Story - August 2026.

WASHINGTON Aug. 8th, 2027 - Hospitals across the nation are flooded with cases of severe dehydration. The culprit? Hot dog water.

Toad rage . Top Story - August 2026.

Shimmers dance across the tarmac An oasis yawns across this absolute desert of Pennsylvania highway Car exhaust Waves of heat and the light bends like a bad dream

A Series of Unfortunate Decisions. Winner in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.

Two minutes. Two . Fucking . Minutes . That's how long it took me to realize that my fancy-schmancy 50-bucks-an-ounce waterproof sunscreen is, in fact, not sweatproof .

Aunt Flo Needs to Lose My Address

Christa Pike's Resurrection Inspires Christian Splinter Sects and Certified Tax Accountants

A Very Scary Story?

At Some Point, Somebody Has to Say That's Enough

‘The Packing Holiday,’ A Cosmic Comedy of Delays, Sticky Tape and Cardboard

He Was Just Delivering Milk Tea. Then the Pavement Kicked His Bike Into the Air

The Crossroads of the Undercarriage

The Cost of Institutional Panic