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Stories in Humor that you’ll love, handpicked by our team.
All Hail King Trump
BOISE — In a move that has political scientists reaching for the whiskey bottle, Idaho has officially declared itself Trump’s Personal Playground following the Supreme Court’s ruling that presidents are above the law, common sense, and basic human decency.
By Gael MacLean24 days ago in Humor
The Squeeze
– The Pricey Luxury Badge vs the Hovering Hulk – Most of us have a problem with car doors putting dents on the sides of our cars; we'd like to take up two spaces but then we'd get key'd out of spite if we did. Currently the 'Compact' spots are occupied by Schlong-Schlinging oversized trucks that have their Tuckus' so far out they block the drive through aisles; I'm probably the only one that's noticed.
By Jay Kantor26 days ago in Humor
Bless Me Father for I Have Sinned
So, here’s me sitting on the 7b bus heading into town. I shouldn’t be on the bus. I don’t want to be on the bus. I should be on a bike, legs pumping like pistons. The freedom of the open road. Direction where the tyres press, as the poet said.
By Brendan Donaghyabout a month ago in Humor
Such a Deal
— Penny Wise — I happened to pass by the 'Salvation Army' Thrift store and even very fancy cars were lined up around the block just to 'Bin' shop; along with huge truck trailer loads toting in varied merchandise. This gorgeous store offers everything from baskets of eye glasses to lovely furniture all cleaned and sanitized; a $500 recliner is tagged for $50 Bucks.
By Jay Kantor2 months ago in Humor
If Evil, Why Cute?
It starts like this, fair readers: It's the early morning, and I've just stolen the last cup of coffee from the pot. I open up my brainstorming journal to scrappy pages, my laptop primed upon a dusty, glowing white screen; words either already written or about to be written upon the blank spaces.
By Amanda Starks2 months ago in Humor
The Whiskered War
A domestic drama; rather, you're witnessing a millennium-old conflict over the fate of the entire planet (and possibly just a smA titanic struggle between wits and strength has been raging in the shadows for millennia: The Great Nibble vs. The Purrsecution. The cats, the furry fighters, the fascists of the feline world, occupy one corner. In the other, mice make up the squeaky squad, the small militia. The reward? Domination over the entire world (and possibly an especially tasty cheese wheel).
By Richard Weber2 months ago in Humor
There is a Thin Line Between Tears of Sorrow and Tears of Joy
I remember when my mother passed away. After the tears from the initial shock, our family sat in the living room and shared memories. We talked about her love and compassion toward others, the lessons she taught us about honesty, and how she taught us the importance of respecting ourselves and others. Then we started sharing memories that made us smile and eventually, each of us began to relax and tell stories that made us laugh.
By Brenda Mahler3 months ago in Humor
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A Scanty Treasure
The old toy store, a place where Barry loved to play. The metal and wood toys were so much better than the easy to break modern ones. The smell of the wood made the boy feel cozy. The xylophones sang, and lettered blocks scattered the walkways. Wooden cars would race down paths as peart spectators cheered them on. He had persuaded dad to buy a wooden truck. When they checked out, he went over to the marble buckets. He thought they were there because they were free. He grabbed some of the smooth balls and added them to several pockets.
By Shelby Hagood a day ago in Humor
The 6 Most Effective Ways to Clear Negative Energy
Negative energy can linger in our environments, affecting our mood, health, and overall well-being. Whether it's due to stress, conflict, or other unseen forces, it's essential to address and clear this negativity to restore harmony. Here are six powerful methods to help you achieve this balance, especially if you’re seeking assistance for negative energy removal in Philadelphia.
By Pandith Sahadeva day ago in Humor
funny situations in life
How did she get so dirty that she brought it onto the couch? Oh no, who scared you? Why are you scared? Did you just eat a whole carton of eggs? How did you manage that? She ate the plant. What's that noise coming from you? I don't know. Uh-oh, I guess you don't have to drive after all. Why did you bite me? Don't do that! Did you chew up this pillow? Are you serious, Prim? Stop! Your tail is hitting you. What do you think of that little baby? Come on, look at this! Oh my gosh, watch out—this is hilarious! Go, go, go! Follow me downstairs. Oh look, they know we’re watching. Who did it? I think someone lost a horse; it just showed up in my garage. Apparently, it likes the wood stove. Are you kidding me? Oh no, buddy! Did they pose for the photo? Did you get it? What is this? This is what we have to deal with. Come on, Lou, inside! Pepper, do you want to go outside? Or is it too cold? Big dogs are supposed to be super smart. Salem, where did you find a whole sausage, and why do you think you can eat that? Can I talk? Am I allowed to? There's a new toy Dad bought him, and he’s just hitting everyone with it. Are you hungry? Oh, I think you do want to eat it. Ow! That was supposed to be on the counter! That's dangerous. Hi there! Let’s go to the other side and leave those push pins so we can take him out with the felt. Hi, Kitty! You're so cute. If anyone asks me for a house tour, this is the video I’ll send them. Is it just me, or does he not know how to desert? His head fits in my hand, and oh my gosh, he’s snoring! Look at her; she’s shaped like a soup. Good morning! I can’t go outside and play, silly boy. You're being quite demanding. So, I'm having lunch and I have a visitor. He's so cute! For the last time, Matthew, it’s nap time—go back to bed. Do you want me to put you in timeout? What are we doing right now? We think Ember swallowed Mom's diamond ring. Hang on while I check for the chip. There’s a ring! What are we about to do? Open the door. The crow master has arrived! Hey, what do you have? Is that a shoe and a purse? Why do you have your head in the cup? Wake up! Why are you such a mess? Shall we find out what you got into? Okay, this is called calling your dog without calling your dog. Kona, can you get off the carpet, please? Rock, paper, scissors—shoot! Eat it, eat it, eat it! Quit using that tooth on me; you’re cheating! Can you let go of me, please? Grandma, you better be ready to sprint; three babies are getting up! Jesus, get in the house! If you’re watching this video right now and you’re a possum, I want you to know you need to wear a seatbelt—no one is above the law! You act just like your father. If you have something to say, say it! Was that on video? Hi, baby! Hi, puppy! He’s got the zoomies! Well, Dan, it’s a good thing you came into my office today because it looks like you have quite a few cavities. Here it is—did you do that? No, no! Oh no, we have another mess! What are you doing? It’s my dog! Can you not do that, Zena? Get in the back and don’t do that! I’ll be right back. He sees himself! One, two, three, go! Are you okay? That was karma! What are you doing, watching Chile eat and cuddling with him? Am I a genius? Now we take the lead, and our defense is playing phenomenal football. Are you mad? Oh my God, what is that on your legs? Get back in this yard! She’s fighting me! This is my baby, not yours! Be nice; that’s Daddy’s friend! Let him pet you. Hey, you can’t do that anymore; you’re making a mess! She’s going to scratch me! Don’t bite it; it stinks! Get it off of me! No, no! There we go! Yay, Moosey, were you sniffing the pet? Sit!
By Tiep Le Anh2 days ago in Humor
The Ultimate List of Weird American Town Names: Part 1
Living the South, I’m no stranger to unusual and hard to pronounce town names. I have been to Burnt Corn, Slapout, and Smut Eye — and still giggle every time I see them. Here are some of the weirdest town names from around the United States!
By Kassondra O'Hara2 days ago in Humor
Humorous and Entertaining Stories
1. Last night, I was happily lying down watching TV when an unknown number called demanding debt repayment and hurling insults. I knew he had the wrong number but still answered and told him I'd pay the next morning. But I deliberately told him that I thought he knew about me and his wife. After saying that, I hung up. The next morning, there were over 100 calls from him. Serves him right for cursing me, but I had to change my phone number.
By Tuan Le Van3 days ago in Humor
The Woodpecker Uprising
Imagine a world in which the steady pounding of woodpeckers signals the beginning of a takeover of the earth, rather than just a hunt for insects. Though it may sound unrealistic, let's investigate the intriguing theories behind how these hardy and resourceful birds might become powerful and take over the entire planet.
By Richard Weber3 days ago in Humor
Voice, Design, and Legacy: The Complete Story of Tweety Bird
Tweety Bird, the iconic yellow canary from the Looney Tunes franchise, has captured the hearts of audiences for decades. Created by animator Bob Clampett and introduced in the 1942 short "A Tale of Two Kitties," Tweety is best known for his adorable appearance and distinctive speech. His high-pitched voice, characterized by the mispronunciation of words, particularly his signature phrase, "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" has made him a beloved character in the world of animation.
By Cool Searches 7 days ago in Humor
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