Information scientist, graphic artist, writer. Unfunny blogger since 2011. Always flexing, endlessly vexing. 'Other me' is a better human. Original Unfunnies still exist in an alternate universive at unfunnyme.com.
- Top Story - October 2023
- Top Story - September 2021
Top Six Tricks to Being a Terrible AirBnB GuestTop Story - September 2021
My husband and I run an AirBnb on five acres in the Pacific Northwest that is also home to two dogs, one floppy-eared bunny, a plethora of ducks and chickens, a rescue aviary full of doves, finches, and quail, and a cat who fancies herself the queen of all of us. It is a labor of love that is equal parts insanity, joy, frustration, and laughter. Most of our guests are incredible, lovely people that we remember fondly. But it's the terrible guests who are seared forever in our memories. Here's how to be one...
You Say Potato, I say... Tortilla de Patatas (but i might be drunk)
Step 1 - Make an enourmous batch of Sangria. (Preferably enough to get an entire football team drunk.) Spanish fútbol though, because I'm talking about Spanish tortilla, which incidentally, has nothing to do with tortillas made of corn or flour, which I admit is terribly confusing but in Spain a torta is cake and a little torta is a tortilla, see? And the thing I'm talking about is a— drumroll please...