Oh Snap! Snafus
Conversational Senryus
I'm not a Vocal+ member, so I won't be entering the Snafu Senryu Challenge, but I thought it might be fun to write about the human condition with some ironic conversations in Senryu style. Enjoy!
The DoGooder
Ugh! micro plastics!
Yeah, I hear they're everywhere.
I recycle mine.
Inflation Over-Easy
How much for the eggs?
What can we get you to pay?
[Shrug] half a day's wage...
My Friend Scam
My friend scam likely,
he never leaves me alone.
At least you have one.
Thoughts & Prayers
Did you see the news?
Yes, isn't it just awful?
Unbelievable...
That Men Thing
Men don't understand.
What do they not understand?
You know, just like... stuff.
We All Know That One Person
Hey, are you okay?
Got the hot snakes bubble gut.
You want fries with that?
Trendy Affordable Housing
Go live in a van!
Yeah, it's all the rage these days!
Just ask the homeless.
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tmarie @unfunnyme
Information scientist, graphic artist, writer. Unfunny blogger since 2011. Always flexing, endlessly vexing. 'Other me' is a better human. Original Unfunnies still exist in an alternate universive at unfunnyme.com.
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Comments (18)
You have mastered intelligent humour; please keep sharing!
Congrats on this top story
Amazing stuff
Congratulations on your Top Story😉🎉♥️👍
I read the first one and thought "this is so good" and then they just kept getting better. Amazing stuff!
ilove you
These are fantastic! Funny in an "oh snap" kind of way.
I loved them all but especially That Men Thing which really made me laugh! Congrats on TS!
Loved the sacastic humour! Congratulations on Top Story 🤍
Good stuff! Congratulations!
Trendy affordable housing 😅. Loved the humor. And congrats on your top story!
Congratulations on achieving top story status! ❤️
Love it! ❤️
This was awesome!
Vocal needs to set up a category for non paying vocal members. This was great
For those of you who wanna join a discord community of writers, view my profile!
This is great. "You want fries with that?" Lol.
THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND TRAGIC YOU CANT ENTER. That one about men sent me