Oh Snap! Snafus
Conversational Senryus
I'm not a Vocal+ member, so I won't be entering the Snafu Senryu Challenge, but I thought it might be fun to write about the human condition with some ironic conversations in Senryu style. Enjoy!
The DoGooder
Ugh! micro plastics!
Yeah, I hear they're everywhere.
I recycle mine.
Inflation Over-Easy
How much for the eggs?
What can we get you to pay?
[Shrug] half a day's wage...
My Friend Scam
My friend scam likely,
he never leaves me alone.
At least you have one.
Thoughts & Prayers
Did you see the news?
Yes, isn't it just awful?
Unbelievable...
That Men Thing
Men don't understand.
What do they not understand?
You know, just like... stuff.
We All Know That One Person
Hey, are you okay?
Got the hot snakes bubble gut.
You want fries with that?
Trendy Affordable Housing
Go live in a van!
Yeah, it's all the rage these days!
Just ask the homeless.
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About the Creator
tmarie @unfunnyme
Information scientist, graphic artist, writer. Unfunny blogger since 2011. Always flexing, endlessly vexing. 'Other me' is a better human. Original Unfunnies still exist in an alternate universive at unfunnyme.com.
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