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Oh Snap! Snafus

Conversational Senryus

By tmarie @unfunnymePublished 4 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Top Story - October 2023
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Oh Snap! Snafus
Photo by Joe Deutscher on Unsplash

I'm not a Vocal+ member, so I won't be entering the Snafu Senryu Challenge, but I thought it might be fun to write about the human condition with some ironic conversations in Senryu style. Enjoy!

The DoGooder

Ugh! micro plastics!

Yeah, I hear they're everywhere.

I recycle mine.

Inflation Over-Easy

How much for the eggs?

What can we get you to pay?

[Shrug] half a day's wage...

My Friend Scam

My friend scam likely,

he never leaves me alone.

At least you have one.

Thoughts & Prayers

Did you see the news?

Yes, isn't it just awful?

Unbelievable...

That Men Thing

Men don't understand.

What do they not understand?

You know, just like... stuff.

We All Know That One Person

Hey, are you okay?

Got the hot snakes bubble gut.

You want fries with that?

Trendy Affordable Housing

Go live in a van!

Yeah, it's all the rage these days!

Just ask the homeless.

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About the Creator

tmarie @unfunnyme

Information scientist, graphic artist, writer. Unfunny blogger since 2011. Always flexing, endlessly vexing. 'Other me' is a better human. Original Unfunnies still exist in an alternate universive at unfunnyme.com.

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  • ROCK 3 months ago

    You have mastered intelligent humour; please keep sharing!

  • Congrats on this top story

  • Abdullah4 months ago

    Amazing stuff

  • Congratulations on your Top StoryπŸ˜‰πŸŽ‰β™₯οΈπŸ‘

  • Manisha Dhalani4 months ago

    I read the first one and thought "this is so good" and then they just kept getting better. Amazing stuff!

  • Sonia Heidi Unruh4 months ago

    These are fantastic! Funny in an "oh snap" kind of way.

  • Rachel Deeming4 months ago

    I loved them all but especially That Men Thing which really made me laugh! Congrats on TS!

  • Celia in Underland4 months ago

    Loved the sacastic humour! Congratulations on Top Story 🀍

  • Dana Crandell4 months ago

    Good stuff! Congratulations!

  • Lamar Wiggins4 months ago

    Trendy affordable housing πŸ˜…. Loved the humor. And congrats on your top story!

  • Naveed 4 months ago

    Congratulations on achieving top story status! ❀️

  • StoryholicFinds4 months ago

    Love it! ❀️

  • Tressa Rose4 months ago

    This was awesome!

  • JBaz4 months ago

    Vocal needs to set up a category for non paying vocal members. This was great

  • Cyrus4 months ago

    For those of you who wanna join a discord community of writers, view my profile!

  • Cathy holmes4 months ago

    This is great. "You want fries with that?" Lol.

  • Jazzy 4 months ago

    THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND TRAGIC YOU CANT ENTER. That one about men sent me

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