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By Syl De'Vilabout 16 hours ago in Poets
The Autumn Approach
When Autumn approach, The new season is ready to change. When the decorations delivered, The festival has awakening. When the fall season awaits,
By Meghan LeVaughn about 16 hours ago in Poets
The Last Light in the Kitchen
The Last Light in the Kitchen The last light in the kitchen Went out at half past three, The cook had washed and cleaned it all, As spotless as could be.
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk about 22 hours ago in Poets
Falling Walls, Creaking Pipes.
My house is laughing at me, and this is no joke! Whilst I sit here, day after day, waiting for my new house, This old house likes to poke!
By Carol Ann Townendabout 23 hours ago in Poets
Cuffing Season
October is a house at the end of a road that wasn't there in September. Two pumpkins uncarved on the porch. A light on for no one. Curtains closed all day.
By Tina D. Lopeza day ago in Poets
Down in the Valley
Yea, though I have reached my peak in the Valley of the Angel of Mediocrity, I shall fear no fame. That fickle bitch will never know my name. The stars don’t even bother to look down on me, let alone keep a map of my destiny in their back pocket. But who cares what they think? Like most of the rich assholes down here, we barely know their names and only care about what they leave behind when they die.
By Sean A.2 days ago in Poets
The House That Ate October
It comes without a warning Bold, macabre embellishments Fog machines and skeletons That invitation, “Enter if you dare.”
By Laura Roodenburg2 days ago in Poets
THE ALIENS LANDED IN ST HELENS Uk Oct 13 2026
THE ALIENS LANDED IN ST HELENS A Rather Strange Tuesday Morning The aliens came to St Helens, At half past seven in the morning, They announced their arrival with a mighty bang, Without so much as a warning.
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk 2 days ago in Poets
Dogs Don’t Care When They Fart
The other night I was sitting on my couch watching TV. My two little dogs were sitting beside me. I don't know who it was, or whether it was both of them, but she/they let rip a silent but deadly fart. They are normally not too bad, but this brought tears to my eyes. After about 15 minutes, another one!
By Calvin London3 days ago in Poets
MY LAKE FISHING BOAT, THE TITANIC
MY LAKE FISHING BOAT, THE TITANIC I bought myself a fishing boat, It wasn’t very grand, The bloke who sold it said to me, She’s finest boat on land.
By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk 3 days ago in Poets
Creeping Edge
Darkness slithering slowly at the maw Unnatural creatures eagerly await with empty buckets The early warmth births frigid winds
By Mo Darasi3 days ago in Poets
The Kendall A. Defoe Ballad
Please forgive me: This song might not be ''wanky'' enough, but I think it does the job (and I refuse to show myself attempting to sing this one):
By Kendall Defoe 3 days ago in Poets