Cathy holmes

Joined August 2021

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Bio

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

Achievements (3)

Stories (139/0)

Yet Another Limerick
The story's complete in my head. To translate to print I must tread, over hills of broken glass, while lava pools burn my ass.
By Cathy holmes3 days ago in Poets
It May Sound Ludicrous
I once befriended a couple, who had the same aunt and uncle. They weren't bro and sister, but Missus and Mister. Now figure it out if you're able.
By Cathy holmes6 days ago in Poets
Eat Sh*t
An old politician of Red, ordered lobster to stuff his fat head. He was very rude, and even quite lewd, so the server brought entrails instead.
By Cathy holmes6 days ago in Poets
Sweet Kitty
There once was a kitty so sweet. She'd have you believe that at least. Her name was Abigail. She was plump as a whale,
By Cathy holmes11 days ago in Poets
Young Michael
Young Michael in all of his glory, took Jen for a ride in his dory. When she gave him a kiss, in his pants he did piss, and that was the end of their story.
By Cathy holmes13 days ago in Poets
Lace and Satin
There once was a gal from Manhattan Whose skivvies were all lace and satin She thought she was "it" Till her underwear split
By Cathy holmes14 days ago in Poets
Loud Snoring
Laying in bed in the morning, listening to hubby's loud snoring. I jump out of bed, and slap his big head, with a slipper I found on the flooring.
By Cathy holmes15 days ago in Poets
Kissing a Cod Fish (Or a Puffin's Arse)
While out on a George Street pub crawl, met a man with a thick southern drawl. He downed a Screech shot, then French-kissed a cod,
By Cathy holmes15 days ago in Poets
A Message in the Clouds
Every night at midnight, the purple clouds came out to dance with the blushing sky. The townsfolk looked on in wonder as waves of violet, lilac and heather shimmied, waltzed and tangoed across their powdered ballroom.
By Cathy holmes16 days ago in Fiction
A Purple Limerick
There once was a girl in a dory, Who attempted to write a short story. The dory wasn’t real, but the pressure made her feel,
By Cathy holmes18 days ago in Poets
A Conversation with Abigail
I was excited to see Vocal’s Talking Tails challenge, as I felt it would be a good opportunity to have some fun with a quick piece, and once again highlight my adorable cat, Abigail. I woke her from a nap, thinking she would share my excitement and boy, was I in for a surprise. Below is my conversation with the self-appointed princess:
By Cathy holmes23 days ago in Fiction
For Your Boy's Birthday
He's twenty-eight now. You were pregnant that night. How I Wish You Were Here. Pink Floyd. Wish You Were Here.
By Cathy holmes24 days ago in Poets

Cathy holmes

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Stories (139/0)

Yet Another Limerick

It May Sound Ludicrous

Eat Sh*t

Sweet Kitty

Young Michael

Lace and Satin

Loud Snoring

Kissing a Cod Fish (Or a Puffin's Arse)

A Message in the Clouds

A Purple Limerick

A Conversation with Abigail

For Your Boy's Birthday

Achievements (3)