Ian Vince

Joined October 2020

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Erstwhile non-fiction author, ghost & freelance writer for others, finally submitting work that floats my own boat, does my own thing. I'll deal with it if you can.

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Runner-Up in Dancing with Distraction Challenge

Stories (58/0)

About Your Government
The Government, your Government, has had its difficulties recently. There have been accusations of sleaze, spin, whitewash and, most recently, less than wholesome conduct with a dead rhinoceros, but these setbacks are really just issues of presentation, and the government remains adhered to its policy of muscular modernization.
By Ian Vince6 days ago in Humor
Set Your Money Free. Give it to Us
be free find freedom find freedom for your money Come to the bank that’s tuned into your needs as surely as we’re tuned into the one-world zeitgeist of aspirational widescreen zenverts.
By Ian Vince15 days ago in Humor
Job Vacancy – Uncivil Servant
Uncivil Servant Excellent benefits including car, speedboat, microlight, gun. Are you... A weak-chinned Oxbridge paedophile with a penchant for mainlining lavatory cleaner and strangling prostitutes? Hungry for a fast-track career compromising third-world governments and blowing up bridges? Is your current job holding you back with poor pay and conditions, modest options for growth and not enough access to high explosives?
By Ian Vince19 days ago in Humor
New Readers' Disgust Prize Draw
Dear You, We have written to you today, in fake biro, because you are one of the 320 million lucky, lucky people our database profiles as vulnerable enough to sign up for worthless crap just to enter a prize draw that appeals to the self-delusional optimism that’s ruined your life so far.
By Ian Vince24 days ago in Humor
Nufonimous
Nufonimous: adj The location or sensation of direct contact with an uncanny ‘otherness’ that has not been immediately preceded by administration of a recreational pharmaceutical.
By Ian Vince24 days ago in Fiction
Britain's New UAP Investigation
Your Willingness to Believe The following examination assesses whether you are a skeptical, incisive and logical member of society or a flaky, idle skywatcher with psychological disorders stemming from poor hygiene and an unrealistically high expectation of meeting beings from another planet.
By Ian Vince26 days ago in Humor
Are You a Gob or Are You a Git?
It's 2023 and democracy is an enfeebled old man in the toilet, simultaneously wiping its arse with the constitution and spaffing into a hankie about how great it is. But you can't decide whether you are engaged in the whole process or not? Find out with our easy quiz.
By Ian Vince27 days ago in Humor
The Notch on a Chimney That Made it English
North of the Black Mountains, beyond Y Gelli Gandryll, the Anglo-Welsh border abandons the long, straight hogback watersheds of unpronounceable Welsh streams and the centre line of the wide Wye to become a much more local and complicated affair altogether.
By Ian Vince28 days ago in History
Cross the Rubicon and Put the Kettle On
Does getting involved with the modern world feel like sticking your hand inside a revolving jar of unreasonably aggressive late summer wasps, utterly pissed on rotting fruit?
By Ian Vinceabout a month ago in Humor
The 5 Best Things About Pre-Millennial Sundays
It is Sunday, in the lazy pause between lunch and tea, and the rain is lashing down, diagonal stripes of doom blatter from an afternoon sky dimmed to a dreary sulk beyond the window pane. Douglas Adams called it the 'long dark tea time of the soul'.
By Ian Vinceabout a month ago in Humor
About Your Biometric Data
The British National Department of Social Scrutiny (DoSS) have released two new infoganda leaflets this afternoon with regards to the ongoing crisis which is completely under control.
By Ian Vinceabout a month ago in Humor
Top Story - October 2023
The 5 Most Terrifying Public Information Films from the 1970sTop Story - October 2023
As parents, we are constantly on high alert for anything that could endanger our kids. We do it at the swimming pool, the roadside, the barbecue and in the kitchen.
By Ian Vince2 months ago in Humor

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Stories (58/0)

About Your Government

Set Your Money Free. Give it to Us

Job Vacancy – Uncivil Servant

New Readers' Disgust Prize Draw

Nufonimous

Britain's New UAP Investigation

Are You a Gob or Are You a Git?

The Notch on a Chimney That Made it English

Cross the Rubicon and Put the Kettle On

The 5 Best Things About Pre-Millennial Sundays

About Your Biometric Data

The 5 Most Terrifying Public Information Films from the 1970sTop Story - October 2023

Achievements (1)