Top Stories
Stories in Humor that you'll love, handpicked by our team.
If you see a Wicked Witch. Top Story - September 2026.
If by Full moonlight's glow - you should mayhap espy a wicked witch flying by upon her broomstick, her Carpet Bag plump full to overflowing...then you should waste no time...hurry, oh please, do hurry to do the "Witching Spit and Turn".
By Novel Allen25 days ago in Humor
I Am at Least as Effective at Delivering Parcels as Evri. Top Story - September 2026.
My inbox is awash with spam emails offering me clothes of all different shapes and sizes. There are times when I wonder whether the internet knows me at all. For example, I have never once shown even a passing interest in a pair of leather flares, I do not need an illuminated bomber jacket (yet), and I already own more shoes than I know what to do with.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmer28 days ago in Humor
How to Watch Jordan Peele Films with White People. Top Story - August 2026.
It may seem silly to have to remind people that audiences are not the same everywhere you go. There were many white people who found it odd that ''Get Out'' was such a massive hit with the black community. And yet, it was (I saw it twice in one week), as were ''Us'' and ''Nope''. So this is just a handy guide for those of you who want to make your white friends comfortable while watching the films of this very interesting man’s oeuvre (a pretentious term that your white friends will love).
By Kendall Defoe 2 months ago in Humor
A Series of Unfortunate Decisions. Winner in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.
Two minutes. Two . Fucking . Minutes . That's how long it took me to realize that my fancy-schmancy 50-bucks-an-ounce waterproof sunscreen is, in fact, not sweatproof .
By Sasha Desideri2 months ago in Humor
Deon's Inferno. Runner-Up in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.
“Dad? Why is it so hot today?” “Because the sun is the Antichrist and our air conditioner is a piece of crap!” “You say it's because of auntie Kris? I believe it. She has a bad temper. I'm scared of her.”
By Lamar Wiggins2 months ago in Humor
Heat Makes Everyone Weird. Top Story - August 2026.
“All this rock and concrete is making me eggboiled, HEEHEE!” She swept the sweat from her hairline with the back of her hand, then pressed a tissue against her scotch‑tired eyes. She could’ve used the tissue for both, but she didn’t care. Her features were magnificent, and her head was small.
By Caitlin Charlton2 months ago in Humor
Relief at Last. Honorable Mention in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.
I hate being in public. In public I have to be covered up. I sweat, and cuss, and flap away wasps. I see people walking about in shorts or sundresses and I curse them, too. How are they smiling ? Where are the sweat stains and glistening faces - don't they have glands ? By rights I should be surrounded by acres of sunburnt skin and a constant sussuration of disgruntled muttering. If there was any good in the world, it would provide a pleasant, cooling breeze.
By L.C. Schäfer2 months ago in Humor
