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Madame Cranberry and the cleansing of Gravy Boat. . Top Story - November 2026.
Thanksgiving was approaching faster than hurricane Shaniqua could make landfall in Florida. The town of Gravy Boat, Wisconsin, had been met with a devastating blow from Dr. Douchebag and his meddling minions, making the soil impossible for the cranberry plants to grow. The holiday was almost cancelled because you can't have Thanksgiving dinner without that tart, gelatinous sauce that no one really knows how it's made. Its mysterious nature alone is the reason it can never be omitted from the annual feast.
By Lamar Wigginsa day ago in Humor
The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21. Top Story - November 2026.
If you missed Episode #20 you can see it here: The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21 “Gloria,” the doctor said as she walked into the hospital room, “the catheter is being removed today. The procedure was successful, and the infected fluid was drained. The abscess has now cleared up, and the diverticulitis flare-up is under control. You’ll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 12 days ago in Humor
Christa Pike's Resurrection Inspires Christian Splinter Sects and Certified Tax Accountants. Top Story - October 2026.
In Tennessee, Christa Pike is awake and speaking after surviving two lethal injections. Her resuscitation has been an inspiration for many:
By Scott Christenson🌴about a month ago in Humor
If you see a Wicked Witch. Top Story - September 2026.
If by Full moonlight's glow - you should mayhap espy a wicked witch flying by upon her broomstick, her Carpet Bag plump full to overflowing...then you should waste no time...hurry, oh please, do hurry to do the "Witching Spit and Turn".
By Novel Allen2 months ago in Humor
I Am at Least as Effective at Delivering Parcels as Evri. Top Story - September 2026.
My inbox is awash with spam emails offering me clothes of all different shapes and sizes. There are times when I wonder whether the internet knows me at all. For example, I have never once shown even a passing interest in a pair of leather flares, I do not need an illuminated bomber jacket (yet), and I already own more shoes than I know what to do with.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmer2 months ago in Humor
How to Watch Jordan Peele Films with White People. Top Story - August 2026.
It may seem silly to have to remind people that audiences are not the same everywhere you go. There were many white people who found it odd that ''Get Out'' was such a massive hit with the black community. And yet, it was (I saw it twice in one week), as were ''Us'' and ''Nope''. So this is just a handy guide for those of you who want to make your white friends comfortable while watching the films of this very interesting man’s oeuvre (a pretentious term that your white friends will love).
By Kendall Defoe 3 months ago in Humor
A Series of Unfortunate Decisions. Winner in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.
Two minutes. Two . Fucking . Minutes . That's how long it took me to realize that my fancy-schmancy 50-bucks-an-ounce waterproof sunscreen is, in fact, not sweatproof .
By Sasha Desideri3 months ago in Humor
