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Christa Pike's Resurrection Inspires Christian Splinter Sects and Certified Tax Accountants. Top Story - October 2026.
In Tennessee, Christa Pike is awake and speaking after surviving two lethal injections. Her resuscitation has been an inspiration for many:
By Scott Christenson🌴16 days ago in Humor
Adelaide’s Campaign Against AI Text Generation. Top Story - September 2026.
A pilot program has been introduced in the Australian city of Adelaide that has quickly become a sterling example of how to combat AI-generated text.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a month ago in Humor
If you see a Wicked Witch. Top Story - September 2026.
If by Full moonlight's glow - you should mayhap espy a wicked witch flying by upon her broomstick, her Carpet Bag plump full to overflowing...then you should waste no time...hurry, oh please, do hurry to do the "Witching Spit and Turn".
By Novel Allen2 months ago in Humor
I Am at Least as Effective at Delivering Parcels as Evri. Top Story - September 2026.
My inbox is awash with spam emails offering me clothes of all different shapes and sizes. There are times when I wonder whether the internet knows me at all. For example, I have never once shown even a passing interest in a pair of leather flares, I do not need an illuminated bomber jacket (yet), and I already own more shoes than I know what to do with.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmer2 months ago in Humor
Dip-a-dee- ooh la la. Top Story - August 2026.
Like the shadows shrinking from the oppressive molten sun, my molasses body melts as one with the faux cushions. I am about to lapse into a coma of the undead, when an annoying ‘ Ping’ begrudgingly wakes me from a catatonic state. Exhaustion from the unrelenting heat makes it an effort to open the text from my best friend Gavin. Yet friendship forces my hand and my unwilling eyes are the ones to pay the price. My eyelids feel like an old cloth rubbing on rough wood as they try to focus on the words.
By JBaz2 months ago in Humor
How to Watch Jordan Peele Films with White People. Top Story - August 2026.
It may seem silly to have to remind people that audiences are not the same everywhere you go. There were many white people who found it odd that ''Get Out'' was such a massive hit with the black community. And yet, it was (I saw it twice in one week), as were ''Us'' and ''Nope''. So this is just a handy guide for those of you who want to make your white friends comfortable while watching the films of this very interesting man’s oeuvre (a pretentious term that your white friends will love).
By Kendall Defoe 2 months ago in Humor
Drinking the Hot Dog Water. Top Story - August 2026.
WASHINGTON Aug. 8th, 2027 - Hospitals across the nation are flooded with cases of severe dehydration. The culprit? Hot dog water.
By Leslie Writes2 months ago in Humor
Toad rage . Top Story - August 2026.
Shimmers dance across the tarmac An oasis yawns across this absolute desert of Pennsylvania highway Car exhaust Waves of heat and the light bends like a bad dream
By Sam Spinelli2 months ago in Humor
A Series of Unfortunate Decisions. Winner in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.
Two minutes. Two . Fucking . Minutes . That's how long it took me to realize that my fancy-schmancy 50-bucks-an-ounce waterproof sunscreen is, in fact, not sweatproof .
By Sasha Desideri2 months ago in Humor
Deon's Inferno. Runner-Up in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.
“Dad? Why is it so hot today?” “Because the sun is the Antichrist and our air conditioner is a piece of crap!” “You say it's because of auntie Kris? I believe it. She has a bad temper. I'm scared of her.”
By Lamar Wiggins2 months ago in Humor
Heat Makes Everyone Weird. Top Story - August 2026.
“All this rock and concrete is making me eggboiled, HEEHEE!” She swept the sweat from her hairline with the back of her hand, then pressed a tissue against her scotch‑tired eyes. She could’ve used the tissue for both, but she didn’t care. Her features were magnificent, and her head was small.
By Caitlin Charlton2 months ago in Humor
Mamdani you gotta do something about Heat Miser. Top Story - August 2026.
New York City is the place to be whether you’re visiting, a born-and-bred resident, or one of the millions of transplants who came here because somebody convinced you that paying $2,400 a month for a room with one window if you’re lucky builds character.
By Cadma2 months ago in Humor