That which does not Kill Us makes Us Memer
My Ninth Collection of harvested Memes, plus Inspirational Crap for Authors and the Obligatory Superheroine Appearance!
Hello! It's me again, _Lightning Boltβ‘ with another edition of Meme-ing Madness!
The premise here is simple...
Basically, I harvest memes off social media and then tell lame jokes about the crap I've found.
The Standard WARNING applies: this shit is stupid, sometimes salacious, possibly even shocking, and could be a slippery slope to other silliness! Don't blame me if you can't unsee what you see here today! But feel free to steal any of these memes if you'd like to use them in some complicated revenge scheme, or if you can use them to get laid, or if you'd simply like to return them to their natural habitat on the internet.
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Traditionally, I do 12-ish memes in these collections, although some episodes have run longer. We'll see how this one goes.
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#1- β feeling primal
That's βοΈ a good meme to start with, right?
If it seems raw and undeveloped, we'll just hope these offerings get better from here. π€πβ‘
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#2- β feeling evolved
And the car be like, "I knew that already, honey. I'm a Volvo!"
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#3- β feeling both confused & titillated
Why do I feel like an angry woman wrote thisβοΈ sign?
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#4- β feeling kinda greif-strucken
EXTRA WARNING: I cannot/shallnot/will not be held account table for any miscommutablecations caused by this mortuaraly messadge. βοΈ πβ‘
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#5- β feeling incomplete
Post that meme βοΈ on your FB timeline and watch the comments roll in! People can't stand it when something is
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#6- β feeling not surprised
You think he just needs a good hug? π³
Or do you think that I should call in a superheroine to set him straight?
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No. Something this serious is going to require the entire Justice League- minus 'the King of the Seven Seas', of course (who can't be above suspicion in situations like this! I'm sorry, but someone had to say it!)
HEY, JLA!
I'm asking all you-- you don't think Aquaman is secretly a super villain grooming boys to eventually be managers for Red Lobsters, do you?
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#7- β suddenly feeling sentimental
After I answered her question, I naturally had to ask her one of my own...
"Why do you need to spell butt cheeks? Are you writing your back-of-the-truck wedding vows?"
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#8- β feeling punny
That's B.C. = Before Crowbar.
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#9- β feeling in need of inspiration
No one sees us π like HeβοΈ does.
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#10- β feeling philosophical
To which I naturally replied, "Shut up, you little fucktard! What the hell do you know about Daddy's sense of humor?"
{Disclaimer: I have no children, only cats. I'm a comedian, Jim, not an actual daddy. I only impersonate being a daddy in the bedroom. π}
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#11- β feeling peasful
πΌπ΅πΆ All we are saying
Is give peas a chance!
πΌπ΅πΆ All we are saying
Is give peas a chance!
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We Pause our Jocularity for An Inspirational Message for Writers...
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#12- β feeling catty?
Cat?
No!!!!
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DON'T
.... which seems to lead naturally to...
Our Second (?) Public Service Reminder...
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Hm.
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This sucks.
Twelve doesn't feel good enough this time.
Am I losing my touch? Were these ever amusing to begin with? What do you think? Vocal certainly seems unconvinced! I send these off to be published in Journal/Humor and they land in FYI/Pop Culture, time and time again. π The Powers that Be at Vocal clearly don't think this series is funny; otherwise, this collection of memes would have placed under some comedy subcategory, as intended! πππ
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Okay, well then, I'll just take it up another notch! How about them apples?
Here's two more memes... for no added cost!
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#13- β feeling nostalgic
And that βοΈ was the exact moment Sarah sealed her election as Homecoming Queen.
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#14- β feeling flirtatious
Flirting PS: your spelling is phenominal!
Soooo.... π do I make you horny?
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Why am I suddenly feeling like this guy? π
That was the climax! βοΈ What'd you think? Those extra ones made all the difference, right?
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More Meme-ing Madness will be forthcoming soon. If this is your introduction to this nonsense, there are eight other installments every bit as worthy as thisβ. Several are even better! π€£π
Check it! π
#2- To Meme or Not to Meme? That is the Question!
#3- When the Meme-ing Gets Tough, the Tough Get Meme-ing!
#4- They Were the Best of Memes, They Were the Worst of Memes
#5- The End Doesn't Justify the Memes
#6- We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing (πawarded a Top Story honor for some bizarre reason. π€·ββοΈ)
#7- Bad Memes Rising (extra filthy)
#8- Quote the Raven: "Memeingmore!"
#ο»Ώ9- you just read it
#ο»Ώ10- I Think, Therefore I Meme
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Comments (12)
I am a true follower, I steal them from you daily. Lol. Great article π
Your meme stories are always entertaining, Thank you for that β₯οΈ
If you read 'Don't' enough on an empty stomach it looks like Donut. I like donuts.
I tend to spend a lot of time on social media snickering at memes. The one I really liked was 'The Sign War' in some town that became a meme. This is good to read while waiting, and now I think I might want to add a meme into one of my future projects. Thanks for the laugh!
Some of these are hysterical. Thanks for sharing.
Very good. Thanks for the laughs.
I enjoy this! It's very amazing.
LOL! My favourites were 5 and 9! π€£
Thank you for the laughs! Enjoy your meme collections!
Some good ones in there ππππ
Fantastic as always!! ππ
Thank you for the Monday humor!!!πππ