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Weird Facts About Male Nipples
Nipples!Nearly each of us, man or women, has them. They feed mothers' babies, and have been known to come in handy on steamy nights. On the other hand, similar to any other part of the human body, nipples can be freaky weird. In today's Infographics Show, we present the marvels of the male nipples!
Amine OubihPublished about 8 hours ago in HumorKicked in the Balls vs Childbirth
Now and then, a news article captures our attention, shaking us up a bit with its grim sting. An instance from the US reads, "Ohio man charged with murder after fatal kick to the groin," while another from the UK is "Man 'dies after having testicles squeezed during fight over parking space. "" These incidents underscore a chilling reality: the male genitalia's vulnerability and the unbearable pain that are caused by these attacks. Yet, beneath the pain, what else is there?And what about the pain that women go through while giving birth, often considered as one of the most excruciating forms of pain that exists?
Amine OubihPublished about 13 hours ago in HumorThe Beer Belly Brigade
John drained a cold can of beer and said, “This protest shit pisses me off. Anti-American leftest screaming for their rights, oh hell no! Those Arab Palestinians screaming death to America can kiss my ass.”
Mark StigersPublished 5 days ago in HumorDear Body - You Have BETRAYED Me!
Dear Body... Specifically my stomach. In 5 days we are turning 34 years old. We have been through a lot together. And for the most part, you've never let me down.
Hope MartinPublished 8 days ago in HumorRave is the road to the grave
Hey brother no matter what I do you I'll always be my brother , no matter what you do where you been what you've been through you'll always be my brother but doesn't subtract the wrongs I do to you espionage what I did after that scandal you didn't deserve that I'm sorry but I've found my peace in staying away from you guys cause I bring more harm than good that day I'd have not mind if I died cause before I gathered the courage to do what I did I had imagined myself dead in different ways but yours was just different the most phenomena part about our movie and still stands to me is when you said DON'T MOVE!!! after you told me to flee from you at the gate I went home happy that I had done what bothered me for some much something had to die in me so that I can feel that freedom as much as it did you harm but also I'm happy that old lady that troubled you left too I can say a lot had been going on in my mind ever since I slept in the streets I can confess that I'm not my self most of the time but you tried to be a good brother for that I respect you but most of all you're human too so I shouldn't expect perfection aswell but I don't want to feel pity or sorry for me this is the life o chose I'll be fine and live you're committed to God that is good cause I won't do the explanation of what really happens to me just pray that when you die you see God so that he can tell you how he had made this to happen this way I'm not Judas that I betrayed you and the family but I can tell you this,, before you invited me to come take over from you friend when you were not around I had a vision of a bullet but I didn't know what it meant then when you shot at me then I remembered what I had been seeing for the past one week that's why I'm not ashamed or guilty anymore I believe God had planned that for me and if you don't see any good in what had happened that day then I'd say pray again, if I trace back on how my brother Solomon had been chased at work I felt guilty too but not anyone cause I believe God just saved him from a terrible accident that would have happened plus the shame of having an affair with the female Chinese superiors and so I'm not saying all this to justify my action but also I want you to see the good it had brought but I still stand guilty of my shame and my wrongs I'm not Afraid of a person I had become I was more afraid of the person I was cause I'd have not gone anyway being that limited with beliefs and systems I felt like I was always dreaming ,,,,has life stands everytime I want to prove to you that I'm perfect I'm mess up big and the hardest part of life you'll forever deal with is forgiveness is a continuous process as long as I still live you'll forever forgive me I'm sorry brother and I'll forgive you too ,,,, I have two questions for you 1 what would you choose to live forever and never die with same life just like a normal person or to die tomorrow??? 2 whose the most dangerous man the one who has found purpose in life, the person who has found something to live for or the person who's not afraid to die???
Daniel KangoPublished 16 days ago in HumorLast Minute before my Excommuncado
Pablo shoots Rick, his body hits the floor, and Lady Sunshine is taken aback by the mess. He’s not closing out his current call, most likely to sear in the point, no more interruptions; our lives continuing was unnecessary, and the discussion was not open. I hated the guy, but he left me no choice, leaving me to die on a few cases, so consider me living in the moment; Lady Sunshine couldn’t utter a single word through her gritting teeth and pinched lips. Now that I think back, he was loopy for her control style since her concoction removed all other ties, family included. Impossible to believe she ever cared about anyone’s demise except the gunman to her left staring at the growing blood pool. Pablo’s misinterpretation of her wide-eyed lip twitch put his focus on an anecdote I’d heard similarly before from another power-hungry type with a flare built into their murderous lectures. Since my version has a litany of extra details that would further incriminate me, I didn’t need to think about the task she signaled in her judgmental side-eye meant for my tired sighs.
Willem IndigoPublished 26 days ago in Humor"The Healing Power of Laughter: 10 Stand-Up Comedy Specials That Will Brighten Your Day"
"Laughter is often hailed as the best form of medicine, especially in a world rife with stress and unpredictability. Finding humor in everyday situations can truly change our lives. Stand-up comedy, known for its candidness and skill in turning pain into punchlines, has a special way of bringing happiness to us. Let's explore 10 stand-up comedy specials that not only entertain, but also motivate and uplift.
DeShay MurphPublished 29 days ago in HumorThe Ultimate Challenge: Defending a Lamborghini Against 10,000 Bullets, Flaming Cars, and a Massive Train
In the midst of the sprawling train tracks, bathed in the golden rays of the sun, sat a gleaming Lamborghini, its sleek lines and polished exterior standing in stark contrast to the rugged industrial landscape surrounding it. Its value, a staggering quarter million dollars, seemed almost incongruous against the backdrop of the impending chaos about to unfold. For hurtling towards it with relentless speed was a massive train, a behemoth of metal and machinery on a collision course with the luxury vehicle.
Samuel KirubiPublished about a month ago in HumorConquering Fear: A Journey to Victory
The saga of my friend Mac's journey through the most harrowing challenges of his life is one that not only tests his mettle but also challenges the very notion of fearlessness itself. As his companion in this tumultuous odyssey, I am privy to both the bravado and vulnerability that define his character. What begins as a mere assertion of fearlessness quickly unravels into a series of trials that push Mac to the limits of his courage and endurance.
Samuel KirubiPublished about a month ago in HumorHoot Mon Dieu! Top 10 Reasons Why Owls Are Plotting World Domination (and They're Winning)
Hey squirrels, get over here! It's not only about capturing mice anymore, those silent flight and huge, mesmerizing eyes. For millennia, owls have been quietly strategizing their ascent to prominence, and now that they have the internet at their fingertips—or, more accurately, their talons—they're closer than ever. Not convinced by us? Here's why you need to be really impressed—or at the absolute least, extremely afraid:
Richard WeberPublished about a month ago in HumorAdventure to Sea
~What started out as a relaxing trip on an ocean voyage... almost caused me pants to smell of soilage. Norwegian Cruise berth
Shirley BelkPublished 2 months ago in HumorA Farmers’ Sexy Greediness & The Carpenter.
A carpenter's goose, which had produced six eggs, passed away one day. After delivering the eggs to his farmer neighbor, the carpenter stated:
Chuks Gad NwaigwePublished 2 months ago in Humor