Sarcasm
Trip
You're a random 32 year old, delivering parcels for ThisCorp. You rent a van from Not-a-Scam rental company, to get work from Shit Ltd, a subcontractor with ThisCorp. ThisCorp and/or Shit Ltd sends you on roads tighter than the width of your van. It's only a matter of time until you damage it. With only 5 days of notice, Not-a-Scam takes it back from you just because they have to change their entire fleet, for whatever reasons. You end up with £2K in debt for some scratches you don't have time to fix yourself, and even if you did you could end up getting charged anyway, because when you return the van they check the thickness of the paint to see if it was resprayed. You have no energy left to fight this, you sold it to ThisCorp for pennies.
By Andrei-Daniel Oprescu4 months ago in Humor
The Great Alphabet Battle
A strange uproar disturbed the calm in the charming village of Lexiconia, where letters frolicked in the air and words danced on pages. Once friends in the formation of words and sentences, the alphabet's letters were now fighting each other fiercely. This is how it all transpired:
By Richard Weber5 months ago in Humor
Why Didn't You Give Me A Top Story?. Content Warning.
Introduction Obviously, this is fictional because the support person actually has a meaningful dialogue with the protagonist. The protagonist is dismissed, but you can see that this is a total slice of ham fiction.
By Mike Singleton 🌜 Mikeydred 🌛5 months ago in Humor
Whispers of the heart
In the quaint Harmony Ville, where the air was filled with the sweet scent of blooming flowers, lived two individuals destined for a romance that would echo through the ages. Meet Clara, an effervescent florist with a penchant for poetry, and Jake, A quirky inventor with a heart full of dreams.
By Jessica Gordon 5 months ago in Humor
She Said No!. Content Warning.
"No!" She said. "No! No! No!" She sat in the Cafe, eying up the beautiful rainbow cake in front of her. She was supposed to be on a mission to eat less cake; it wasn't that she needed to lose weight, but she had pledged to be more healthy.
By Carol Townend6 months ago in Humor