Sarcasm
I Wonder What the X-Men Do in a Heat Wave. Content Warning.
I wonder what the X-Men do in a heat wave. I realise this as I realise the lock on my bedroom door in my college dorm has swollen shut as the metal has expanded. And the windows are barred because of the time Tina from Humanities got slightly inebriated after drinking her stomach’s capacity of tequila and tried to jump out the window.
By Paul Stewart2 months ago in Humor
Things We All Pretend We Know How to Do
There comes a point in every person's life when you realize something deeply unsettling about adulthood: nobody knows what they're doing. As children, we assumed adults possessed information unavailable to us. They understood mortgages. They could balance a checkbook without asking anyone for help. They knew which wrench to use and the names of both screwdriver types. (Phillips, flathead) They could determine whether a melon was ripe simply by touching it. They could stand beside a broken car, stare into the engine compartment, and somehow diagnose the problem through facial expressions alone. Then we became adults and discovered the terrible truth: they're bluffing. We're all bluffing...
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Some dont like it hot
The uk and much of Europe is being cooked by incessant heat, much is on fire due to no rain in weeks. Hundreds have died from heat related symptoms, but don't worry, apparently climate change isn't real. At least that's what the American president believes, as does his disciple standing in a UK vote today.
By ASHLEY SMITH3 months ago in Humor
How to Stay Cool When Your Nervous System Has Other Plans
There are people who flourish in hot weather. You know the ones. The first hint of sunshine appears and they emerge from their homes in linen, carrying reusable water bottles and announcing that it is “such a gorgeous day.” They sit directly beneath the sun, apparently immune to sweat, dizziness and the sensation that their internal organs are being gently poached.
By Millie Hardy-Sims3 months ago in Humor
