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How did she get so dirty that she brought it onto the couch? Oh no, who scared you? Why are you scared? Did you just eat a whole carton of eggs? How did you manage that? She ate the plant. What's that noise coming from you? I don't know. Uh-oh, I guess you don't have to drive after all. Why did you bite me? Don't do that! Did you chew up this pillow? Are you serious, Prim? Stop! Your tail is hitting you. What do you think of that little baby? Come on, look at this! Oh my gosh, watch out—this is hilarious! Go, go, go! Follow me downstairs. Oh look, they know we’re watching. Who did it? I think someone lost a horse; it just showed up in my garage. Apparently, it likes the wood stove. Are you kidding me? Oh no, buddy! Did they pose for the photo? Did you get it? What is this? This is what we have to deal with. Come on, Lou, inside! Pepper, do you want to go outside? Or is it too cold? Big dogs are supposed to be super smart. Salem, where did you find a whole sausage, and why do you think you can eat that? Can I talk? Am I allowed to? There's a new toy Dad bought him, and he’s just hitting everyone with it. Are you hungry? Oh, I think you do want to eat it. Ow! That was supposed to be on the counter! That's dangerous. Hi there! Let’s go to the other side and leave those push pins so we can take him out with the felt. Hi, Kitty! You're so cute. If anyone asks me for a house tour, this is the video I’ll send them. Is it just me, or does he not know how to desert? His head fits in my hand, and oh my gosh, he’s snoring! Look at her; she’s shaped like a soup. Good morning! I can’t go outside and play, silly boy. You're being quite demanding. So, I'm having lunch and I have a visitor. He's so cute! For the last time, Matthew, it’s nap time—go back to bed. Do you want me to put you in timeout? What are we doing right now? We think Ember swallowed Mom's diamond ring. Hang on while I check for the chip. There’s a ring! What are we about to do? Open the door. The crow master has arrived! Hey, what do you have? Is that a shoe and a purse? Why do you have your head in the cup? Wake up! Why are you such a mess? Shall we find out what you got into? Okay, this is called calling your dog without calling your dog. Kona, can you get off the carpet, please? Rock, paper, scissors—shoot! Eat it, eat it, eat it! Quit using that tooth on me; you’re cheating! Can you let go of me, please? Grandma, you better be ready to sprint; three babies are getting up! Jesus, get in the house! If you’re watching this video right now and you’re a possum, I want you to know you need to wear a seatbelt—no one is above the law! You act just like your father. If you have something to say, say it! Was that on video? Hi, baby! Hi, puppy! He’s got the zoomies! Well, Dan, it’s a good thing you came into my office today because it looks like you have quite a few cavities. Here it is—did you do that? No, no! Oh no, we have another mess! What are you doing? It’s my dog! Can you not do that, Zena? Get in the back and don’t do that! I’ll be right back. He sees himself! One, two, three, go! Are you okay? That was karma! What are you doing, watching Chile eat and cuddling with him? Am I a genius? Now we take the lead, and our defense is playing phenomenal football. Are you mad? Oh my God, what is that on your legs? Get back in this yard! She’s fighting me! This is my baby, not yours! Be nice; that’s Daddy’s friend! Let him pet you. Hey, you can’t do that anymore; you’re making a mess! She’s going to scratch me! Don’t bite it; it stinks! Get it off of me! No, no! There we go! Yay, Moosey, were you sniffing the pet? Sit!
By Tiep Le Anh3 days ago in Humor
The Ultimate List of Weird American Town Names: Part 1
Living the South, I’m no stranger to unusual and hard to pronounce town names. I have been to Burnt Corn, Slapout, and Smut Eye — and still giggle every time I see them. Here are some of the weirdest town names from around the United States!
By Kassondra O'Hara3 days ago in Humor
Humorous and Entertaining Stories
1. Last night, I was happily lying down watching TV when an unknown number called demanding debt repayment and hurling insults. I knew he had the wrong number but still answered and told him I'd pay the next morning. But I deliberately told him that I thought he knew about me and his wife. After saying that, I hung up. The next morning, there were over 100 calls from him. Serves him right for cursing me, but I had to change my phone number.
By Tuan Le Van4 days ago in Humor
The Woodpecker Uprising
Imagine a world in which the steady pounding of woodpeckers signals the beginning of a takeover of the earth, rather than just a hunt for insects. Though it may sound unrealistic, let's investigate the intriguing theories behind how these hardy and resourceful birds might become powerful and take over the entire planet.
By Richard Weber4 days ago in Humor
Voice, Design, and Legacy: The Complete Story of Tweety Bird
Tweety Bird, the iconic yellow canary from the Looney Tunes franchise, has captured the hearts of audiences for decades. Created by animator Bob Clampett and introduced in the 1942 short "A Tale of Two Kitties," Tweety is best known for his adorable appearance and distinctive speech. His high-pitched voice, characterized by the mispronunciation of words, particularly his signature phrase, "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" has made him a beloved character in the world of animation.
By Cool Searches 7 days ago in Humor
A Stroke of The Key
Dear Ms Fox, As your computer, known as Mac-royal (MacBook + Royal Blue), we have much to talk about. You may be vaguely aware that my speech now comes out as awkward and hard to comprehend. Well, that’s because my keyboard has broken as of the other day and now lacks the letter known as “eye”.
By Donna Fox (HKB)11 days ago in Humor