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It Was Free, So Naturally It's Worth $40,000
Two financial principles apparently govern the American household. The first is that anything advertised as FREE must be acquired immediately, regardless of whether we need it, want it, or can even identify what it does. The second is that anything we’ve owned for more than twenty years automatically becomes a priceless antique.
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
Madame Cranberry and the cleansing of Gravy Boat. . Top Story - November 2026.
Thanksgiving was approaching faster than hurricane Shaniqua could make landfall in Florida. The town of Gravy Boat, Wisconsin, had been met with a devastating blow from Dr. Douchebag and his meddling minions, making the soil impossible for the cranberry plants to grow. The holiday was almost cancelled because you can't have Thanksgiving dinner without that tart, gelatinous sauce that no one really knows how it's made. Its mysterious nature alone is the reason it can never be omitted from the annual feast.
By Lamar Wiggins4 days ago in Humor
I Asked for the Time and Got a Colonoscopy Report. Also, What's With All These Hats?
There are two things in life I genuinely don’t understand. First, why some people cannot answer a simple question without providing a complete medical history, family genealogy, and a detailed account of something that happened to their brother-in-law in 1987.
By The Pompous Post6 days ago in Humor
Mummu's Simple Dinner
My neighbour Mr. Mummu waved me over from his driveway last Saturday, holding a guilty-looking shopping bag with coriander poking out and a sack of rice under his arm. He said he was hosting a simple dinner for a couple of neighbours, no fuss, and I was invited.
By Gautam Atmakuri8 days ago in Humor
My Hobbies Are Collecting Dust, and Apparently Slapping People Is a Sport Now?
I’ve concluded that human beings have far too much disposable income and not nearly enough adult supervision. And before anybody gets offended, I’m including myself in that assessment. Because somewhere in my house, there’s a metal detector that once represented the beginning of a thrilling new chapter in my life.
By The Pompous Post10 days ago in Humor
What Ends Up In My Junk Box...3
I do so love it when the Internet, or my Junk Mail folder, writes my articles for me: Greetings, We are a reputable international investment firm, privately seeking for beneficial projects and means of expanding and relocating our business interest abroad in the form of Soft Loan Funding in the following sectors; oil/Gas, banking, real estate, stock speculation and mining, transportation, health sector and tobacco, Communication Services, Agriculture Forestry & Fishing, thus any viable sector at a low interest rate of three percent ROI per annum. Please get back to me if you have any projects that need funding via e-mail: [email protected] for more details. Sincerely, Saeed
By Kendall Defoe 14 days ago in Humor
The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21. Top Story - November 2026.
If you missed Episode #20 you can see it here: The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21 “Gloria,” the doctor said as she walked into the hospital room, “the catheter is being removed today. The procedure was successful, and the infected fluid was drained. The abscess has now cleared up, and the diverticulitis flare-up is under control. You’ll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 15 days ago in Humor
