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Failed Jokes of The Court Jester
I did my best to be funny... but somehow, somewhere I have failed!!! These are the dumbest jokes and riddles I have written 🤣
By Rick Henry Christopher about a month ago in Humor
What a Blue Rope, a Parking Ticket, and a Hearing Aid Have in Common
Lamppost, Pregnancy Test, Tie, Strawberries A blue rope was tied to the lamppost. Two knots. The dog’s front paws were half an inch off the ground, hind legs braced, no sound in its throat. The volunteer cut the rope. It didn’t run. It lay where it was, urine running down its hind leg. The volunteer wrapped it in a blanket and put it on the back seat of the car. The blanket was grey with cat hair.
By Jinabout a month ago in Humor
Five Yorkshire Stories That Will Make You Smile This Week
Yorkshire: Five Stories On 27 September, Kevin Sinfield will leave Hull for the first of seven ultra-marathons. He plans to run from Hull to Manchester over seven days, finishing at the Super League Grand Final on 3 October. Along the way he will visit all 12 English Super League grounds. He is wearing a white hooded jacket over an orange and blue T-shirt printed with charity logos and a blue number seven. A bald man in a matching T-shirt will run behind him. Sinfield wants to sell 7,777 pairs of sports socks for MND charities. The number seven honours Rob Burrow, his former Leeds Rhinos teammate, who lived with motor neurone disease for four and a half years and died in June 2024. Sinfield has raised more than £11 million for MND causes. "If we all do a tiny bit, it goes a long, long way," he said. The socks come in pairs, go into bags and then into the post. He wants to sell seven thousand seven hundred and seventy-seven of them.
By Jinabout a month ago in Humor
The Confidence Epidemic
The Pompous Post dispatched a field reporter to investigate an alarming shortage of common sense. His findings raise more questions than they answer…
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
The Sequel To Idiocracy
After all these years, Idiocracy got a sequel. Idiocracy 2. There's no real surprise other than that a box office flop got a sequel.
By Jason Mortonabout a month ago in Humor
Educate 'Em All: A Missing Piece of "Tech"
Hello, and welcome to "Weekend Rants"—my Friday through Sunday series where I will continue writing satire while I do otherwise useful things like living life or letting an algorithm do my thinking for me. If you caught my recent piece The “Surely Unsure” Apocalypse, you already know my thoughts on this: we have officially entered the golden age of human absolute zero. Welcome back to the passenger seat.
By Corey W Harlandabout a month ago in Humor
Gen X Childhood Fears That Never Came True
I was born in 1972, squarely in the middle of the best generation ever to grace planet Earth. You guessed it, Gen X. Being the greatest generation of all time is not something that’s up for debate, either. We are unparalleled, unrivaled, unsurpassed. If you don’t agree, you are wrong.
By Jeff Bartonabout a month ago in Humor
Test Drive Turmoil: My First Automatic Car!
Sitting next to my wife in the showroom, I patiently waited as the car salesman (sorry — salesperson) told us all about his recent honeymoon in the Maldives and how his two‑year‑old son likes to eat mud.
By Simon Aylwardabout a month ago in Humor
Everything Is Fine
There is something reassuring about waking up in the morning, pouring yourself a cup of coffee, and spending the first few quiet minutes of the day discovering all the new and exciting ways civilization has apparently gone off the rails while you were sleeping.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Why Factory Heirs Are Quietly Stopping Their Videos
Behind the factory heirs’ silence: the young master script meets payroll compliance Overtime until late. A pay cut. Optimized out. You open Douyin for a laugh.
By Jinabout a month ago in Humor
Well...I'm Dumbfounded!
I'm guessing that many of you can admit to putting things in really daft places without thinking, especially when you are trying to concentrate, and somebody or something has distracted you.
By Carol Ann Townendabout a month ago in Humor
The Mathematics Are Clearly Not Mathing
Humanity has accomplished some impressive things. We have split the atom, mapped the human genome, landed machines on Mars, photographed black holes, and created tiny computers powerful enough to access virtually all accumulated human knowledge while sitting on the toilet.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor