Failed Jokes of The Court Jester
Or is this really all I could think of to write today?
I did my best to be funny... but somehow, somewhere I have failed!!! These are the dumbest jokes and riddles I have written 🤣
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Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a pig?
A. Cockadoodle-oink! The world’s worst alarm clock.
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knock knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing!!!
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Q. What happens when you put five marbles in a bag?
Nothing
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One afternoon I was walking down the Avenue of Heartbreak. And I found a heart lying on the sidewalk that was unbroken. So, I felt obliged to break it.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Kleenex with barbed wire?
A: You get a bloody nose.
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Q. How many dogs does it take to push a sled?
A. None. Dogs don’t push the sled, they pull it.
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Q. Why did the woman sit under the apple tree?
A. She was hoping to meet Sir Isaac Newton! But instead she got konked on the head with an apple.
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Q: What happens when you sauté a pan of vegetables?
A: Your vegetables get sautéed!
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Q: What do you use to shave a rind off of a biscuit?
A: Nothing, but you might need a reality check!!!.
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Q. What do you get when you cross Rick with Isabel?
A stark raving lunatic!
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Q: How many stars does it take to light up the sky?
A: None. They’re all fighting backstage about who has the biggest lips.
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A little old man walked into a bar and ordered a cosmopolitan. He sat there waiting wondering where his drink was and 45 minutes later an UberEats driver entered the bar and handed the man a copy of Cosmopolitan magazine.
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rick
Rick who?
Not Rick, I said Nick
Nick who?
Not Nick, I said Mick
Mick who?
Not Mick, It’s Rick again
Knock! knock! This door needs a bouncer!
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With humor and Love, RHC 🤣
About the Creator
Rick Henry Christopher
Writing fulfills my need for intellectual stimulus, emotional release, and soothing the bruises of the day.
I’m an open book. I’m not afraid to show my face or speak my mind
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