Satire
Educate 'Em All
Hello, So I am here again to step up on my Vocal.media provided proverbial "soap box" so please do not skip a word. The topic of discussion. Technology. Surprise, it's a love-hate for me. However I will also be discussing my favorite as well, education, ok. ok. So I like Education as a function not a topic, but for the purpose of this article I will be putting it under a different lens. So with no further a do, I will begin to waste your time getting by letting you know you can now skip to the bottom of this story, I just really needed to use up these last x-amount of words in order to post this article, so how is the weather where you are from and if you are still reading this and not skipping to the actual article when is the last time you saw a purple elephant? Was it standing in the room?
By Corey W Harlandabout 4 hours ago in Humor
The "Surely Unsure" Apocalypse
Here is my "thought for the day." I will do my best to keep you from scrolling on by. Please excuse my humor. However, please do not excuse yourself from this page until; reading, "hearting" my story, and subscribing. So please, scroll responsibly.
By Corey W Harlanda day ago in Humor
Everything Is Fine
There is something reassuring about waking up in the morning, pouring yourself a cup of coffee, and spending the first few quiet minutes of the day discovering all the new and exciting ways civilization has apparently gone off the rails while you were sleeping.
By The Pompous Post2 days ago in Humor
I Quit Murdering People for 7 Days. Here’s What Happened.. Content Warning.
My love-hate relationship with homicide has always been complicated. The late nights spent disposing of evidence, the constant stream of alibis. It was exhausting, both physically and emotionally.
By Philip Naudus5 days ago in Humor
The Mathematics Are Clearly Not Mathing
Humanity has accomplished some impressive things. We have split the atom, mapped the human genome, landed machines on Mars, photographed black holes, and created tiny computers powerful enough to access virtually all accumulated human knowledge while sitting on the toilet.
By The Pompous Post5 days ago in Humor
Beasts of Burden
There was a time when romance required very little infrastructure. At twenty-three, you could meet somebody at a party, stay out until two in the morning, eat something from a food truck whose health inspection certificate appeared to have been printed during the Carter administration, and then fall asleep on a couch containing three failed springs and a decorative pillow shaped like a beer can. You woke up six hours later feeling terrific, and went to work without showering.
By The Pompous Post9 days ago in Humor
Sax And Violins. Content Warning.
Introduction I wasn't sure what this piece was going to be. It is about plays on words, innuendo, and more, but would be a playlist, a poem, a story, or just some observations and I think it will be the final one with one or two songs thrown in.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 21 days ago in Humor
The Bionic Herald Declares War on the Gray Lady
On my first day at The Bionic Herald, I was told three things: Never mention “clickbait” in front of the editor-in-chief. Never praise the New York Times within earshot of the copy desk. And never, under any circumstances, ask why the office espresso machine is labeled “Pulitzer Fuel.”
By The Pompous Post23 days ago in Humor
