Laughter

He Was Just Delivering Milk Tea. Then the Pavement Kicked His Bike Into the Air
The tile sat by the curb. Gray. Corners polished smooth by years of electric bikes. Rain made it splash. Dry days made it tilt. It had been loose for a long time. No one fixed it.
By Jina day ago in Humor
I Was Just Trying to Make Coffee
Saturday morning began with a simple objective... Coffee. That's it. I wasn't remodeling the kitchen. I wasn't installing solar panels. I wasn't attempting to teach myself conversational Mandarin before lunch. I just wanted some coffee. This should have required approximately four minutes and almost no critical thinking. Unfortunately, I own a house.
By The Pompous Post4 days ago in Humor
A Man Led a “Black Panther” Through a Jinan Metro Station. Then Everyone Saw the Wheels.
One day in September, at a Jinan Metro station, a passenger held a chain. At the other end was a black panther. Its fangs were bared. Its eyes stared ahead. Under each paw was a wheel. Someone nearby stopped. A phone went up. The photo reached the internet. The first comment: “This is a suitcase?”
By Jin5 days ago in Humor
A.I. for Dummies
For generations, humanity dreamed of artificial intelligence. Scientists imagined machines that could accelerate medical discoveries. Engineers envisioned computers solving problems so complex that ordinary human beings could barely formulate the questions. Futurists predicted intelligent systems that might help unlock the mysteries of physics, explore distant worlds, and expand the boundaries of human knowledge.
By The Pompous Post7 days ago in Humor
An Autumn Attitude Adjustment! 😁🙌
Notification: this will be crude, rude, and vulgar. You're welcome. {This doesn't fall into the category of a Warning because you already expect this. Get real. }
By Lightning Bolt ⚡7 days ago in Humor
The Man Who Was Almost on Carson
Marty Blevins has spent thirty-eight years in comedy, or thirty-six, depending on whether you count the insurance years he claims were spent “developing material.” He calls himself a veteran of the late-night circuit, a pioneer of observational humor, and a performer whose career was once personally affected by the Amazing Kreskin. The Pompous Post dispatched field correspondent Gerald P. Whitcomb to interview Marty ahead of his set at the Chuckle Bucket, a comedy club sandwiched between a tire store and a building that used to be a tire store.
By The Pompous Post11 days ago in Humor
Failed Jokes of The Court Jester
I did my best to be funny... but somehow, somewhere I have failed!!! These are the dumbest jokes and riddles I have written 🤣
By Rick Henry Christopher 12 days ago in Humor
What a Blue Rope, a Parking Ticket, and a Hearing Aid Have in Common
Lamppost, Pregnancy Test, Tie, Strawberries A blue rope was tied to the lamppost. Two knots. The dog’s front paws were half an inch off the ground, hind legs braced, no sound in its throat. The volunteer cut the rope. It didn’t run. It lay where it was, urine running down its hind leg. The volunteer wrapped it in a blanket and put it on the back seat of the car. The blanket was grey with cat hair.
By Jin14 days ago in Humor
Five Yorkshire Stories That Will Make You Smile This Week
Yorkshire: Five Stories On 27 September, Kevin Sinfield will leave Hull for the first of seven ultra-marathons. He plans to run from Hull to Manchester over seven days, finishing at the Super League Grand Final on 3 October. Along the way he will visit all 12 English Super League grounds. He is wearing a white hooded jacket over an orange and blue T-shirt printed with charity logos and a blue number seven. A bald man in a matching T-shirt will run behind him. Sinfield wants to sell 7,777 pairs of sports socks for MND charities. The number seven honours Rob Burrow, his former Leeds Rhinos teammate, who lived with motor neurone disease for four and a half years and died in June 2024. Sinfield has raised more than £11 million for MND causes. "If we all do a tiny bit, it goes a long, long way," he said. The socks come in pairs, go into bags and then into the post. He wants to sell seven thousand seven hundred and seventy-seven of them.
By Jin14 days ago in Humor
The Confidence Epidemic
The Pompous Post dispatched a field reporter to investigate an alarming shortage of common sense. His findings raise more questions than they answer…
By The Pompous Post14 days ago in Humor
Test Drive Turmoil: My First Automatic Car!
Sitting next to my wife in the showroom, I patiently waited as the car salesman (sorry — salesperson) told us all about his recent honeymoon in the Maldives and how his two‑year‑old son likes to eat mud.
By Simon Aylward17 days ago in Humor
B's Of the Big Bad Bald Guy
What should I write about today, John? The three B's! Breakfast, backrub and a bj! Anything else? Well, boobs, and behinds? And? Bikes, bed, brunch, brownies, a bunch of things, all that start with B!
By Denise E Lindquist17 days ago in Humor