Thoughts Too Early in the Morning

Why is it so cold before the sun comes out?

Why am I out here in when it’s cold?

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I’m holding a flashlight and swinging it as I walk. Is that the way walker-people do it? Real walker-people, not poser-people like me.

Should I hang the light around my neck instead?

If so, does it hang in back so cars can see me ahead of them or do I wear it on my chest?

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Holding the flashlight is getting my fingers cold.

Where are my gloves?

It’s almost July- have I ever worn gloves this time of year?

Maybe I should get a hat with a light.

Like a coal miner or a fisherman.

Is that weird?

I think that’s weird.

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Oh no- did I start the ‘walk outside’ exercise icon on my watch before I started?

I want to check but that’s the hand holding the flashlight and I need to keep moving.

Do steps taken outside of the app count as exercise taken?

Why the heck does that matter to me?

It matters.

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Arm movement- swinging the arms at my sides or bending at the elbows and pumping them as I walk?

Does one help a person walk faster or burn more calories?

How many more calories?

What would that mean to the flashlight-holding hand?

And if I walk faster will I tire faster and stop faster and then not get as many steps?

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I wonder where that car goes every morning?

It seems like it hardly passes me and then it’s back heading home again.

Maybe dropping someone off at the bus stop?

Maybe for a morning coffee?

I can’t wait to finish this and get some coffee.

Would it really change anything if I got coffee first thing in the morning and then went outside for the walk/exercise?

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Mmmmmm- coffee.

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I know this cap is giving me hat head.

I can see my shadow in front of me.

Is it good to have thigh gap or bad to have thigh gap?

Who decides these things?

I do NOT have thigh gap.

I definitely have shadow-shin gap.

That probably wouldn’t count.

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Sun’s rising and I’m half-way through the laps.

Flashlight off and now I can curl my hands inside the sweatshirt.

That’s better.

Does anyone notice that I have to touch the stop sign when I get to the end of the road and turn around?

Do they think it’s weird?

It’s not like I think the world will blow up if I don’t touch it.

I’m just used to it.

And I mean, the world HASN’T blown up… not that I’m taking credit for it. But maybe it’s helped some.

I'm touching it {touch} just in case it saves the world. I mean; it might not save anything but I bet it helps a little.

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I smell a skunk.

I think it shows that a person is healthy if they can breathe through their nose while exercising.

I breathe through my mouth, but I’ll try.

This works- no problem.

But I’m breathing through my mouth again- how did that happen?

Must. Hold. Mouth. Closed. With. Lips. Together.

There. That’s not too hard.

How long has my mouth been open?

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There’s those two deer.

Deer are skittish and won’t charge anyone.

They are frightened of me.

They’ll run away any moment.

Why are they watching me?

Why aren’t they running?

Maybe it’s the flashlight?

I don’t want them to get scared and jump in front of me.

Do they jump in front of walkers or just in front of things with wheels?

If I kept the light on all night would they stop eating our hostas?

Gotta remember to look that up.

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There’s my girls! Hi Momma Olive Kitty. Hi Tres!

I know- it’s treats time. I’m home.

Kitty treats for you and a cup of coffee for me.

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Given my general lack of athletic prowess I tend to rely on walking as an activity to raise my heart rate. Here's an early story about that.

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