I Think, Therefore I Meme

Hey there! 👋😁⚡

This bunch of memes is another old collection. It was originally published way back when, before this place had a Humor Community. 👍 I have updated the lame jokes, however, so there is new jocularity here to enjoy.

I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ I was a superhero, until I retired to write for you. ⚡😁🫵

{SHAMELESS PLUG->} You should check out the other stories I publish here on Vocal. Some of what I write is illegal in third world countries! I might titillate you; some of my stories might horrify you; you could be inspired by my crap (who knows? 🫂); some of what I write might even cause you to question my sanity.

You wouldn't be the first.

Harvesting memes off social media (Facebook) is inconsequential work, but somebody's gotta do it.

The Standard W A R N I N G applies: I'm completely irresponsible. Lightning crackles through my brain (bilateral temporal lobe dysfunction.) I will not be held responsible for any readers who are traumatized by what they see here. I'll say it again: blaming me is pointless and cruel because I'm totally out of my mind. And my sense of humor is questionable at best.

Are we straight here?

Okay!

Let's get this farce started!

May God Have Mercy on Your Soul 😉.

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#1- — for the DIY dudes

Nothing excites my appetite like seeing the skulls of my enemies!

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#2- — for all the parents

Tell him if he doesn't watch his attitude, you'll show him how hard life can really be! 🔥🔥🔥 He'll not only be doing dishes and taking the trash out every week, you'll even make him regularly clean the lint trap on the dryer! 🔥😈🔥

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#3- — for all the overworked people

Enjoy your three-million-day weekend!

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#4- — for all the paranoid people

I think I'll steal his premise. 👆

{I do shit like that.}

I can see it now...

Surrounded By People Who Think __Bolt is Hilarious!

(See the tag below 👇. )

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#4- — for the mathematicians in the audience

...97932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679.....

Forgive me for being irrational.

🤷

I'll make it up to you by throwing in this bonus meme for any divorced mathematicians out there.

And for those of us who are terrible at math (like me) and basically loathe it (like me)👇....

I think I've now gone something like 88,115 days without using either algebra or trigonometry! (... he said with pride)!

Don't even get me started on how that e=MCsquared shit is inconsequential to daily life. 🥱😒

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We Pause Momentarily for this Inspirational Message for Fellow Writers....

I was infected with science fiction once. The symptoms were savage. And the treatment was horrible. 🩸🩸🦇

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#5- — for all the zookeepers

It's 3 AM (somewhere).

Do you know where your bananas are?

🙈🙊🙉🐵

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#6- — for all the Romeos out there

Women are so picky.

I mean, saying their eyes are black is accurate too! But try telling that to your mate when you give them a romantic lump of coal. See if gets you laid.

It won't.

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#7- — for all those with extrasensory perception (who foresaw this coming)

🙋‍♂️

{{ I knew most of you wouldn't find that meme funny at the time of this publishing, but I'm setting up prophesized international cataclysms for 2025. ⚡😁👍}}

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#8- — for all those of you with overgrowth

Geeze!

Someone's thorny!

🤔

Should I call in some help?!?

I can't help it!

I feel threatened!!

SAVE ME, SHE-HULK!!!

Seeing her ☝️ always fills a certain part of me with rage.

😉

If I was a supervillain, and she was wearing that ☝️ 'costume', I'd be so distracted that she'd easily be able to smash me.

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#9- — for all the crop barons

olden from a fri

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ote4Bolt4HumorCommunityPresident #OrEmpero

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#10- — to my former fiancé

That ☝️ isn't already stated or assumed in the unspoken contract?! ?

Wow!

Just...

WOW!! !

🤯🤯🤯🤯

No wonder we're now sleeping in separate bedrooms.

💔

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#11- — for all the other eggheads not already acknowledged

Nostradamus-- All your relatives will die in 2025.

Many other obscure, but important scientists-- Even our relatives don't know what we do.

Thousands of smart people on Vocal-- __Bolt actually thinks he's funny? Relative to what?

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#12- — for all the doormen

This meme is amused.

This adjective is aroused.

This thesaurus isn't working properly.

This Wi-Fi is shocked.

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#13- — (a bonus meme) for the baker's dozen

You already pulled out my bones!

Are you certain you're the doctor of this crew?

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That's it!

I hope you didn't read this ickiness on an empty stomach. <-- I forgot to add that to the W A R N I N G above. My bad.

More coming soon!

_________________Bolt⚡

❤️ this ☝️ nonsense, if you find it worthy.

I need validation!!!

As always, I thank you for your support!

I should rule the Humor Community.

Make Me King!

If elected/coronated, I vow to increase Readership by 63-gallizion people!!!

Hurry, Vocal!

My ability to manage proficiently expires when I die!

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More of me. 👇 😁👍