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It Was Free, So Naturally It's Worth $40,000
Two financial principles apparently govern the American household. The first is that anything advertised as FREE must be acquired immediately, regardless of whether we need it, want it, or can even identify what it does. The second is that anything we’ve owned for more than twenty years automatically becomes a priceless antique.
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
I Asked for the Time and Got a Colonoscopy Report. Also, What's With All These Hats?
There are two things in life I genuinely don’t understand. First, why some people cannot answer a simple question without providing a complete medical history, family genealogy, and a detailed account of something that happened to their brother-in-law in 1987.
By The Pompous Post6 days ago in Humor
My Hobbies Are Collecting Dust, and Apparently Slapping People Is a Sport Now?
I’ve concluded that human beings have far too much disposable income and not nearly enough adult supervision. And before anybody gets offended, I’m including myself in that assessment. Because somewhere in my house, there’s a metal detector that once represented the beginning of a thrilling new chapter in my life.
By The Pompous Post10 days ago in Humor
The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21. Top Story - November 2026.
If you missed Episode #20 you can see it here: The Adventures of Miss Gloria Cupidon #21 “Gloria,” the doctor said as she walked into the hospital room, “the catheter is being removed today. The procedure was successful, and the infected fluid was drained. The abscess has now cleared up, and the diverticulitis flare-up is under control. You’ll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 15 days ago in Humor
Keon and Kavon: The TikTok Fanpage Trend Turning Twin Fame Into a Social Media Phenomenon. AI-Generated.
In the ever-changing world of social media, fame is no longer limited to celebrities with television appearances, chart-topping records, or traditional media coverage. Sometimes, a name becomes a phenomenon through viral moments, reposted videos, memorable quotes, and the online communities that form around a personality. For twin influencers Keon and Kavon Herbert, the growing presence of TikTok fanpages represents an interesting part of their digital story.
By Keon and Kavon Media16 days ago in Humor
I Just Wanted Toothpaste... Now I'm Responsible for Deforestation.
There was a time when purchasing toothpaste was a relatively straightforward operation. You walked into a store, found the toothpaste, picked something that smelled vaguely like mint, paid, and went home. The entire transaction took about forty-five seconds and required no understanding of molecular biology. Those days are gone.
By The Pompous Post20 days ago in Humor
Never Talk About Religion or Politics... Unless Your Name Is Mud
Don’t chew with your mouth open. Don’t ask a woman when she’s due unless you can actually see the baby emerging. And never, under any circumstances, discuss religion or politics at a social gathering.
By The Pompous Post24 days ago in Humor
From Ancient Spirits to Sexy Traffic Cones: What the Hell Happened to Halloween?
Halloween is approaching, so Americans are preparing to spend considerable sums dressing up as things they wouldn’t normally let into their homes. Skeletons appear on lawns, plastic spiders are attached to perfectly good furniture, and somewhere, a grown man is practicing walking in an inflatable dinosaur costume while his wife seriously reconsiders the choices that brought them together.
By The Pompous Post27 days ago in Humor
