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1. Last night, I was happily lying down watching TV when an unknown number called demanding debt repayment and hurling insults. I knew he had the wrong number but still answered and told him I'd pay the next morning. But I deliberately told him that I thought he knew about me and his wife. After saying that, I hung up. The next morning, there were over 100 calls from him. Serves him right for cursing me, but I had to change my phone number.
By Tuan Le Van4 days ago in Humor
Voice, Design, and Legacy: The Complete Story of Tweety Bird
Tweety Bird, the iconic yellow canary from the Looney Tunes franchise, has captured the hearts of audiences for decades. Created by animator Bob Clampett and introduced in the 1942 short "A Tale of Two Kitties," Tweety is best known for his adorable appearance and distinctive speech. His high-pitched voice, characterized by the mispronunciation of words, particularly his signature phrase, "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" has made him a beloved character in the world of animation.
By Cool Searches 7 days ago in Humor
The Unibrow Revolution:
The Unibrow Revolution: How to Flaunt Your Single Brow with Style Ah, the unibrow—a misunderstood marvel of facial hair that has, for too long, been plucked, waxed, and shamed into submission. But no more! The unibrow is back with a vengeance, ready to take the fashion world by storm. Here’s your satirical guide to wearing your unibrow with style and confidence, because nothing says "I’m fabulously unique" like a caterpillar resting majestically above your eyes.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA14 days ago in Humor
The Farting Husband:
The Flatulent Husband: A Guide to Love and Survival Ah, marriage. That sacred bond between two souls where love, laughter, and the occasional aromatic assault coexist in blissful harmony. And your husband farts. A lot. In bed. In kitchen, On the couch, At the movies. At dinner. With friends. In the bath, or as he likes to call it the jacuzzi. If you find yourself wedded to a man who could power a small wind farm with his behind, fear not! Here’s a humorous guide to staying with your husband and loving him, farts and all.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA14 days ago in Humor
The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks. AI-Generated.
outine for John. He would sort his clothes, throw them into the washing machine, and then wait for the cycle to finish before transferring them to the dryer. However, there was one constant source of frustration in his otherwise uneventful task: the disappearing socks. Every single time, without fail, at least one sock would go missing. It had become a running joke among his friends, but for John, it was a puzzle he was determined to solve.
By Therapy Giggles 20 days ago in Humor
And Then I Woke Up
I’m typing furiously on my technicolor keyboard. I’ve been arguing with a netizen over what animal Uniqua from The Backyardigans is for so long that I’ve lost track of time. Right now, my theory is that she’s a ladybug, but I can’t be certain. After all, it’s the end of the world, and anything can change.
By Phoebe Sunny Sheng22 days ago in Humor
Health Benefits of Laughter Yoga: A Funny Way to Stay Fit
Laughter yoga is more than just a fitness craze; it’s a unique exercise routine that combines the physical act of laughing with yoga breathing exercises. The practice, which originated in India in the mid-1990s, has gained global popularity for its surprising health benefits and its ability to promote well-being in a joyful, communal setting.
By BLESSING COOL 22 days ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Chapter 5 (1 - 5) Moon Moon. How many times do I have to tell you that I'M NOT READY TO KISS Is THaT WiERd It's a normal part of your life to threaten and then kiss girls? 🤨 Good evening Mitsunari! Dinner? 👀 Oh, now we're talking 😍 Mmmmmm. I do like it when he strokes my hair. Oh no maybe I am a cat Of course I can help!
By Phoebe Sunny Sheng23 days ago in Humor
The Enduring Legacy of Martin Mull
Martin Mull, a versatile American comic actor, musician, and painter, made a significant impact on the world of comedy. His memorable performances in TV shows like "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman," "Fernwood 2 Night," "Roseanne," "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," "Veep," and "Arrested Development" highlighted his wide-ranging talent. He also left his mark on the film industry with roles in movies such as "Mr. Mom," "Clue," and "Mrs. Doubtfire." But Mull's influence went beyond acting – he was also a writer, songwriter, and serious painter.
By David Snam27 days ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Special Story 1 Yes, I'm alive…on the outside. His scar isn't even that horrible. How did he lick his lips, though? Because there's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. The right way to do it is to open your mouth slightly, smirking smugly as you quickly flick the tip of your tongue over your top lip and your top teeth, which is how I imagine Moon Moon did it. The wrong way is to let your mouth gape open and do that terrible twisting and turning that TikTok boys do in those god-awful thirst traps. I DON'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE WRITING THAT DOWN Damn, Kojuro is a real one. If my best friend asked me to cut out her eye I would probably throw up on her. I can't believe he went through that WITHOUT anesthesia, too! His pain tolerance must be INSANE. Not him using humor to deflect. SAME. He gives such good advice. The cheek brushing has me feeling some type of way, I'm not going to lie. NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TOO SOON TO KISS I LIKE OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THE JOKEY FLIRTING I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT PUSH HIM OFF COVER HIS MOUTH COVER YOUR MOUTH THEN UNCOVER YOUR MOUTH TO TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT READY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET. OFF. ME OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER HOW CAN HE JUST SAY THAT AFTER MAKING OUT WITH ME?!?! 😖 MASAMUNE, IF YOU PLAY ME, YOU WILL BE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY HOW IS HE SO CASUAL?😭 Chapter 3 (1 - 5) No, I'm not alright, but I'm going to act like I am because I like to repress my feelings until they eat me alive from the inside out. GET. YOUR. HAND. AWAY. FROM. MY. MOUTH. You can touch my cheek. You can touch my hair. You can touch my shoulder. But if you even THINK about kissing me again, you can kiss my FIST Believe me, I'm trying to smile more, but it's hard to smile when you're being tag-teamed by economics and statistics {Don't do that.} I need to set some boundaries. MC LET ME SET THE DAMN BOUNDARY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “Um, CaN YOu NoT DO ThAT?” THAT’S NOT THE OPTION I SELECTED. I WANNA BE A GIRL’S GIRL, BUT GIRL, YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES I've got high hopes for you, too. I'm hoping you won't just bang me and leave me, since you probably think I'm easy prey because I gave it up so quickly. Mitsunari! :D First IeyasEW and now Hideyoshi. I swear, the next time these guys even imply, even insinuate that I am useless, I'm showing them how useful these fists can be. Okay, he's reminiscing about me, too. Maybe this isn't as one-sided as I thought. Still, I have to be careful. IeyasEW. I wanted to be friends. I wanted to be civil. I wanted to be a bigger person. But now, not only are you trying to break Moon Moon's trust in me, you're planting the idea of murdering me in his head. Even though you have a point, I'm going to have to at least get one good backhand in. YEAH, YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK Can you kiss me on the forehead next time? I'm not comfortable with being kissed on the mouth. Hugs. Hugs are good for worried people. Better than kisses, in my opinion. See? I knew it wouldn't mean as much to him as it does to me. Okay, I don't like it. 🙂 I do love that he's genuinely curious about the future's culture around courtship, even if he is jokey about it. UGH not him throwing my own words back at me. The BANTER Chapter 3 (6 - 10)
By Phoebe Sunny Shengabout a month ago in Humor