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Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Chapter 1 (1-5) Yayyy! Food!!!! I'm getting one of everything HEHEHEHEHEHE I'M GONNA GAIN SO MUCH WEIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA Yes, Hideyoshi, I am lost. Thank you so much – Again with the dungeons. Just when I thought he was warming up to me 😑 👋😐 Good evening... Can I help you…? Oh okay, it's just a question. Just answer the question and it'll be fine. If he wanted to kill you, your head would be rolling around on the floor by now. {Stay calm.} Sorry Sasuke. I know you said to keep this a secret, but I'd like to live. No, it's not a story, and I've been trying to tell everyone that since I got here. This is my notebook. This is where I write down all my stories. HE CALLED ME TALENTED HE CALLED ME TALENTED 🥹 Do you really think so? Thank you, that means so much to me! Thank you! Thank you! ☺️ Did he just rip a page out of my story?! Don't do that. I - 😃 - there goes the first chapter. At least he tore it out cleanly. But I'm asking him to give it back tomorrow. *writing it down diligently* Firstly, arrange lodgings for the group that is arriving late. Oh my gosh he gave me rice cake! I LOVE RICE CAKE Please give Masamune my thanks! NOT HIM USING ME AS A POISON TESTER 😭. Great, now they think I'm a moron! And they’re not wrong. At least Hideyoshi trusts me more now. Honestly, if someone did want to kill me, poison is the way to go. Even if someone told me my food is poisoned, I'd feel compelled to eat it because I don't want to waste food. I've been here for two seconds and IeyasEW’s already insulting me. I mean, I might as well fight him. I'll probably lose, but if I get a few hits in maybe he won't be so RUDE anymore. It would be my honor, Ieyasu 👹
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Every Thought I Had During Ikémen Sengoku
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