Why Didn't You Give Me A Top Story?
Introduction Obviously, this is fictional because the support person actually has a meaningful dialogue with the protagonist. The protagonist is dismissed, but you can see that this is a total slice of ham fiction.
- Top Story - February 2024
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
Once Upon a Time, People Whistled to Communicate
Once upon a time, someone asked; if we whistle in a forest but are all alone, can anyone hear us? Whistles are interesting actions. They used it back in Paleolithic times to communicate, try to trick animals into being hunted, attract birds, and probably as mating rituals as well. Would the bride-to-be select the most melodic one to pick her suitor? Or would the strongest win the challenge? Some may have made a complete song out of it. I know I would. I will not let myself be beaten. Not whistling anyway. Wrestling is a different story.
Hippo Havoc: Top 10 Reasons Hippos Will Gradually Take Over Earth
A powerful and surprising force is quietly plotting its ascent across the wide expanses of Earth: the hippopotamus. Though they appear to be placid river inhabitants, hippos are planning an invasion that goes beyond their looks. As we reveal the top 10 reasons these large herbivores are vying to become the planet's future overlords, buckle up.
Satire News Story- Joe Biden’s Zombie Transformation
This article provides a humorous take on current events by depicting President Joe Biden’s transformation into a zombie and the comedic portrayal of public perception.
The Lost Frontier
By Bruno T., an ordinary human being. The WC, the Lost Frontier where the sun’s rays hit the porcelain and the smell of a plumber’s armpit fills you with happiness, these are the voyages of the USS Paper Toilet, a space toilet flying through the colorful porcelain. Captain Michael T. Brush sat in his command chair, giving orders like a human!? when he sat down to do his business…
Is it the Wind?
The mountaineer (I won’t say his name, because why bother saying names in a story like this?) Our anonymous hero was climbing a mountain, not because it was there, but because his GPS had broken down and he thought he was climbing those fake climbing walls.
The Great Digestive Adventure of Mr. Cookie Crumble
There was a cookie named Mr. Cookie Crumble. As fate (or some other completely random force) would have it, the very second Mr. Crumble was cracked open, his life became… interesting.
Ribbit Revolution: Top 10 Reasons Frogs are Croaking Their Way to World Domination
Amphibious Command Centers: Throughout the planet, ponds, lakes, and marshes are home to frogs' covert aquatic command centers. These covert hubs act as the brains behind their worldwide takeover plan, providing cover and jumping off points for their amphibious warriors.
Gnomes Have Taken Over!
Garden gnomes. The sneaky little trolls. They made sense during spring because of how they were in the garden. Right next to the colorful flowers and eggs, they became apart of Easter decorations for spring.
The Upside-Down Day
In the quaint town of Chuckleville, there was a house that was about to experience the most peculiar day ever. It all started when eight-year-old Max woke up and discovered that gravity had gone on vacation, leaving everything in his room sticking to the ceiling.
Betty and the Banana Brigade
Once upon a time in a small town nestled between rolling hills and babbling brooks, there lived a quirky baker named Betty Bananabaker. Betty was no ordinary baker; she had a magical touch when it came to whipping up the most delectable and irresistible banana bread the town had ever seen.