Parody
AC? DC!
I survive this heat. Neighbor's bikini slips down... Where's the damn AC? Ladies and gentlemen... It might seem strange to begin with a haiku in our tribute to the late great Arthur ''Red'' Calentado, but I felt that his sense of humor, difficulties in his final days, and general talent with the written line would come through best with a sample of the very last thing the man ever wrote (one scrap of paper they let us see).
By Kendall Defoe 3 months ago in Humor
Tight. Content Warning.
Like every other night he had gone to sleep, and it was totally dreamless, a sneak preview of death as Dr John Cooper Clarke states in the poem "Beasley Street", Dreamless sleep is always good he thought, you always felt far more rested if you didn't dream.
By Mike Singleton đź’ś Mikeydred 3 months ago in Humor
Things We All Pretend We Know How to Do
There comes a point in every person's life when you realize something deeply unsettling about adulthood: nobody knows what they're doing. As children, we assumed adults possessed information unavailable to us. They understood mortgages. They could balance a checkbook without asking anyone for help. They knew which wrench to use and the names of both screwdriver types. (Phillips, flathead) They could determine whether a melon was ripe simply by touching it. They could stand beside a broken car, stare into the engine compartment, and somehow diagnose the problem through facial expressions alone. Then we became adults and discovered the terrible truth: they're bluffing. We're all bluffing...
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Some dont like it hot
The uk and much of Europe is being cooked by incessant heat, much is on fire due to no rain in weeks. Hundreds have died from heat related symptoms, but don't worry, apparently climate change isn't real. At least that's what the American president believes, as does his disciple standing in a UK vote today.
By ASHLEY SMITH3 months ago in Humor
The Wrath of Solarius the Sun God.
In the age before air‑conditioning, when mortals still believed optimism could defeat humidity, there came a day of great trial. A day when the Sun God, Solarius, was throwing an Overly dramatic fit, for reasons which I could not comprehend.
By Novel Allen3 months ago in Humor
A Brief Tour of Everyday Moments When Your Brain Abandons You in Public
Human beings have accomplished extraordinary things; we built skyscrapers, landed on the moon, split the atom, and created tiny computers capable of accessing nearly the entire accumulated knowledge of civilization from our pockets. Yet, a waiter can say, “Enjoy your meal,” and a fully functioning adult will confidently respond, “You too!” And just like that, 200,000 years of human evolution goes straight down the toilet.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Putin's Hellish Wifi Problem. Top Story - August 2026.
Putin died. He didn't even see the Pearly Gates, was sent straight down to hell. He thought he ended up in the hottest part of hell. It was a million times worse than an infrared sauna he used to warm up his old bones in his bunker. And there was no water. Oh, and the torture he was subjected to, to compound the heat!
By Lana V Lynx3 months ago in Humor
Self-Checkout Is Just Unpaid Employment
There was a time when grocery shopping was beautifully uncomplicated. You grabbed your groceries, rolled your cart to the front of the store, exchanged a few pleasant words with the cashier, and someone, an actual employee, bagged everything while you wondered whether you'd remembered to buy ketchup. Life was good.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
I Don’t Trust Anyone Who Answers the Phone Anymore...
There was a time, long ago, in a gentler and more naïve civilization, when the sound of a ringing phone meant something simple. It meant someone wanted to talk to you. That time is dead… Murdered. Buried beneath an avalanche of robocalls, extended warranties, suspicious silences, heavy breathing, and one deeply committed individual who keeps asking if you’ve considered switching to solar power, even though you live in a forest yurt, and haven’t seen the sun since 2009.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
