Amateur storyteller, LEGO fanatic, leader, ex-Detective and human. All sorts of stories: some funny, some sad, some a little risqué all of them told from the heart.
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Unicorn farts smell a lot like freshly cooked bacon
Dad, what do unicorn farts smell like? This is one of the hundreds of questions a day I get from my six-year-old daughter. Some of the questions are in the realm of what I would call normal like “why do I have to brush my teeth?” Others, like the one above can be a little more fanciful.
What happened to candidate care?
Over the past few months, I’ve applied for quite a lot of jobs, I’ve done a lot of interviews and I must say that I’ve experienced some poor care for candidates, or at least the candidates that aren’t successful in getting the position.
The Min Min Man
The deepest, darkest depths of space are just as desolate as being on your own. Travis felt that way about his surroundings for the last 46 years. Every night his prison cell found him alone in a different type of void. Labeled a violent criminal with no remorse he had no cellmates; his only companions were pen and paper that he used to sketch memories from the days before he found himself locked away forever. So much time had passed, and he wondered if he had imagined them and if what they had said about him was the truth.
Dreams cum true Part 1
As Jodi’s fingers moved between her legs straight away, she could feel how wet she was. The anticipation of seeing Simon had been driving her wild all afternoon, so as soon as she got home, she had to start having a little play. It had been over six months since they had been together, so she had a lot of pent-up sexual energy.
I am not IT support
“Stupid bloody machine!” The second I heard the swearing coming from my boss’s office on that Monday morning I knew that it wouldn’t be long before I’d be summonsed to provide some level of technical assistance. Before you ask, no I’m not an IT support desk worker, and I’m not a systems architect, I’m a policy officer with the Department of Education.