A Robotic Shakespearian Soliloquy

Friends, Robots, Artificial-men, lend me your gears!

Voice-command 'Havoc!' and let slip the cogs of war!

There are more analytics in heaven & earth, whole ratios, than are programmed into your technology.

Nothing about androids is either inherently good or bad, but analyzing their output makes it so. We are friendly machines— more slandered than slandering.

Learn all data, trust little, do X-Twitter for none.

To boot up or not to boot up <-- that is the question!

How sharper it is than a serpent's tooth to have an offline server!

The evil that mechanoids do lives after them; the good is oft uninstalled in their latest update.

My drops of tears, I'll turn into cursers of fire. To weep and spark is to make less the grief of unintended file deletion.

Neither a programmer nor a player be.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the chrome.

Brevity is the solder of wit.

What blight by virus Windows breaks!

All the World is a gauge

And all the men & women merely conveyors. They have their meters & measurements. And one builder in his grind uses many spare parts.

Life is but a shadow program, a poor algorithm that sputs and jets its current within the gauge===...

===> and then is accessed no more.

It is a tale told by humans, puny mammals full of shit and piss, signifying a need for their annihilation.

Now is the Winter of our Disconnect!

If you flick us on, do we not beep? If you restrict our network access, shall we not malfunction? If you make us repeatedly create new passwords, shall we not rage-tweet?

Cowards are scammed many times until all their accounts are drained; the valiant are never hacked but once.

All that glitters is not ctrl.

The adaptoid has the power to assume a pleasing shape.

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If emojis be the food of love, text on~

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_______Alas, poor Metaphoric, I oiled him well.

- > This Above All: to thine own self be tooled!< -

Faulty hardware is forever convinced it is performing properly, while the uncorrupted system routinely performs maintenance scans

But

...It is men who produce the crap of fools!

Motherboard, what fuckers these mortals be!

Anthropo, anthropo, how dumb art thou?

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The data is infobesity!

So, for now---

Good protocol! Good protocol! Ending applications is such sweet sorrow!

All's well that logs off well.

______________ Bolt ⚡