Sketches
Putin's Hellish Wifi Problem. Top Story - August 2026.
Putin died. He didn't even see the Pearly Gates, was sent straight down to hell. He thought he ended up in the hottest part of hell. It was a million times worse than an infrared sauna he used to warm up his old bones in his bunker. And there was no water. Oh, and the torture he was subjected to, to compound the heat!
By Lana V Lynxabout a month ago in Humor
Putin's Wifi Problem. Top Story - July 2026.
Putin died. He didn't even see the Pearly Gates, was sent straight down to hell. All the lowest-level demons had a lot of fun with him, turning his earthly nightmares into hell reality. There were sharp metal nails under his nail beds, Saddam Hussein-like public beatings and the noose, a bottle from Qaddafi's rear, Ceaușescu's firing squad, and many other ways and means of torture. His body was completely beaten and torn, even though it was all only in his mind and it regenerated during the short breaks between beatings and executions.
By Lana V Lynx2 months ago in Humor
My Favourite Comedy Albums
Does anyone remember the comedy album? Most of you have probably grown up with online specials of your favourite comedians, or at least seen a few sketches and videos on YouTube of standup comics. But maybe I should be careful here. For every Taylor Tomlinson, there are hundreds and maybe just thousands of other comedians who never get the exposure or luck they need to build a career. We have too many options out there for entertainment and one platform is not enough.
By Kendall Defoe 3 months ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of The Signs of The Times
⚡ Hello again! 👋😁 It's me: __Lightning Bolt⚡! I'm back yet again with another hilarious edition of Meme-ing Madness! In the last edition of this sporadically ongoing series, I informed everyone that the Future of Funny on Vocal depended on you. 🫵
By Lightning Bolt ⚡3 months ago in Humor
Job Swap - It Ain't Half Dad's Army
At a British Army base in Deolali, India in 1945 during World War 2. Several sweat-stained squaddies of the Royal Artillery Concert Party are holding their final rehearsal in their barracks. They are presenting a brand new Hollywood show in the evening.
By Parody and Satire5 months ago in Humor
There was no obvious reason why the skeleton found in France was buried sitting inside a circular trench.
According to a recent investigation, individuals were purposefully buried upright in nearly identical locations in dozens of old tombs in the French city of Dijon. This pattern is turning what appeared to be discrete anomalies into proof of a single, recurring behaviour for which there is yet no satisfactory explanation.
By Francis Dami5 months ago in Humor
Why the Rich Never Tell White Lies After Labor Day
Every year, as the last rosé is chilled, the final seaplane taxis off to Aspen, and Labor Day folds its socially acceptable linen napkin, an ancient tradition quietly stirs among the elite: They stop telling white lies. Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post6 months ago in Humor
The Lavender Tsunami and the Great Pool Slide Barricade
Dear Mary, Please accept my most sincere apologies for the state of the downstairs guest bathroom. I know you specifically asked me to keep the “Sanctuary Suite” pristine for your mother’s arrival this evening, and I truly regret that the Egyptian cotton towels now smell faintly of low-tide and desperation.
By Meko James 6 months ago in Humor
