The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran

The Opening Monologue

“So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.

People, I really don’t want to go back to my mobile home in Yucaipa. Debbie and I have been enjoying the luxury condominium at Century Plaza. They treat me like a queen there.

Rihanna drops by to visit me. She’s been teaching me some of her bad girl tricks, or so she thinks. What Rihanna doesn’t realize is that I’m the original bad girl. I’ve been teaching her a thing or two.

Gloria Introduces This Week's Guest

Anywho, this week’s guest is disturbingly interesting. Trust me, I know disturbing, I once dated a mortician who kept souvenirs. This week’s guest comes all the way from Malaysia, her name is Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. The eerily soft spoken Dharrsheena is one of the most popular creators on the Vocal Media platform. They call her the Mistress of Horror, and for good reason. She knows where the bodies are buried. Let’s give a chilling welcome to the Mistress of the Dark: Dharrsheena.”

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“Whoa, oh ho, Miss Dark. The moment you pull a guillotine into the scene is the moment I tear your eyes out with my claws.”

“Oh, Miss Gloria, you haven’t a clue who you’re dealing with.”

Things became heated, so the director, Rafael Cruzado, stepped in. “Come on, women. Stop this catfight. Retract your claws, we have a show to do.” Both Gloria and Dharrsheena sneered but complied.

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“Please, have a seat, Dharrsheena. Let’s talk. What’s important to you?”

“Honestly, Gloria, money.” Dharrsheena tilted her chin with a sly smirk.

“Money, aha. Gold digger, are you?”

“Not necessarily. If the right granddaddy with a cool mill or two comes along, you never know.”

“I see. You’re my kinda gal. You’re the kitten, I’m the cougar.”

Dharrsheena giggled and purred like a kitty. “Meow. The only problem is men just get in the way. I’d rather send them to Leatherface, I’m sure he’s hungry.”

“Oh ho ho,” Gloria laughed sharply. “I’ve got a few to send to Leatherface myself. Between us, we could keep him fed for ten years.”

Gloria and Dharrsheena shared a fiendish chuckle.

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“Let’s talk about your writing. You write mostly horror, though honestly, I thought your diary was scary enough. Where does your inspiration come from?”

“It comes from a dark place, Gloria. My psychiatrist said I get intrusive thoughts, violent and harmful.”

“Psychiatrist? I knew you were a nut case.”

“Gloria, please don’t trigger me. I have a hatchet in my briefcase and a knife in my hair. I’m not afraid to use either one if need be.”

“Am I going to have to pull my razor claws back out, Dharrsheena?”

Rafael yelled from backstage, “Cut the catfight now or I will shut the show down immediately.”

“Okay, okay,” Gloria snarked back, “we’ll play nice, like two little curly‑haired girls in a sandbox.”

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“So, tell me, Dharrsheena, how did you end up writing for Vocal Media?”

“I was on TikTok, and a friend of mine posted a link to a story she wrote. It was a great story. During this time my psychiatrist encouraged me to do something I love, because I had attempted suicide recently. I figured I could relieve my aggressions by writing on Vocal, and the rest is history.”

“Oh, Dharrsheena! There you go, you got me. The heartstrings are pulled. Come here, baby girl, give me a hug.”

The Closing

“I want to say, this episode was rough for me. When Dharrsheena mentioned that she attempted suicide, I became choked up. People, those of you in my live audience and those streaming us, I want to reach out to you. I lost a friend back in 1958 due to suicide. She was only 27 years old. Back then we didn’t know much about mental health. But now there are many services available.

If anybody out there is considering suicide or wanting to hurt themselves, please search for your local suicide helpline and call them immediately. Here in the United States you can dial 988, or in Malaysia call 1‑800‑18‑0066.

Thank you for tuning in today, my friends. God bless you, and I love you. Sayonara.”

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Note from RHC:

Thank you Dharrsheena for being open and vulnerable. Your willingness to open up regarding your personal struggles will go a long way in helping others and may save someone’s life.

To those of you that are struggling with any issues I am always open. Please message me on Messenger. I would love to chat.

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Just to give a little more detail on how Dharrsheena found Vocal Media here is a direct quote from her:

“I first heard about Vocal on TikTok. Hannah Pistoia, a content creator, was talking about how she entered a writing contest on Vocal, Return of the Night Owl challenge. She asked us to take a look at her story, “She’s the One,” if we're interested. I did and I loved her story. She then became one of the Runner Ups in that challenge.”

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You may visit Dharrsheena’s Vocal Media Profile here:

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With Love always, RHC ❤️