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I Was Just Trying to Make Coffee
Saturday morning began with a simple objective... Coffee. That's it. I wasn't remodeling the kitchen. I wasn't installing solar panels. I wasn't attempting to teach myself conversational Mandarin before lunch. I just wanted some coffee. This should have required approximately four minutes and almost no critical thinking. Unfortunately, I own a house.
By The Pompous Post4 days ago in Humor
A.I. for Dummies
For generations, humanity dreamed of artificial intelligence. Scientists imagined machines that could accelerate medical discoveries. Engineers envisioned computers solving problems so complex that ordinary human beings could barely formulate the questions. Futurists predicted intelligent systems that might help unlock the mysteries of physics, explore distant worlds, and expand the boundaries of human knowledge.
By The Pompous Post7 days ago in Humor
What The Puck?
Introduction Another wonderful share from The Enchanted Booklet on Facebook, which I think deserves a tale. The music is "Confusion" by New Order. When I bought the 12" single, neither the record store guy nor I could work out what it was from the cover. I was looking for "Blue Monday". The title was on the actual record.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 8 days ago in Humor
SEinfeld was never funny
Seinfeld is truly not funny and his show was and is not funny either. What the show actually is is for all intents and purposes completely cringe worthy. Jerry Seinfeld is not funny himself and that means truly one of the most unfunny comedians ever Good God almighty Jerry Seinfeld must have signed a deal with the Devil. I have actually watched his show “Seinfeld” and never once did I laugh till it hurt when actually what I discovered is nothing but offensive to cultures,races, religions, the disabled, and everything else that comes with it. The only thing that they did get right about this show is that “its a show about nothing” yes, a show where there is absolutely nothing funny.
By Revista Miko:XCI 11 days ago in Humor
The Man Who Was Almost on Carson
Marty Blevins has spent thirty-eight years in comedy, or thirty-six, depending on whether you count the insurance years he claims were spent “developing material.” He calls himself a veteran of the late-night circuit, a pioneer of observational humor, and a performer whose career was once personally affected by the Amazing Kreskin. The Pompous Post dispatched field correspondent Gerald P. Whitcomb to interview Marty ahead of his set at the Chuckle Bucket, a comedy club sandwiched between a tire store and a building that used to be a tire store.
By The Pompous Post11 days ago in Humor
The Impractical Jokers review
The Impractical Jokers otherwise known as the Tenderloins is a damn hilarious comedy trio who have a successful prank comedy show on Tru tv, sometimes I leave the television on Impractical Jokers all day. The Impractical Jokers are Q, Sal, and Murr. There used to be a fourth Joe but he left the show for personal reasons however Joe and the rest of the boys are still friends and although Joe is not on screen he is still involved with the show. At the start of each show there is always a warning or a disclaimer that the impractical jokers are four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass eachother and actually they have been and remain real life long friends who like the disclaimer says that the impractical jokers are just that and the show is chock full of graphic stupidity and hilarious comedy gold.
By Revista Miko:XCI 11 days ago in Humor
What a Blue Rope, a Parking Ticket, and a Hearing Aid Have in Common
Lamppost, Pregnancy Test, Tie, Strawberries A blue rope was tied to the lamppost. Two knots. The dog’s front paws were half an inch off the ground, hind legs braced, no sound in its throat. The volunteer cut the rope. It didn’t run. It lay where it was, urine running down its hind leg. The volunteer wrapped it in a blanket and put it on the back seat of the car. The blanket was grey with cat hair.
By Jin14 days ago in Humor
Five Yorkshire Stories That Will Make You Smile This Week
Yorkshire: Five Stories On 27 September, Kevin Sinfield will leave Hull for the first of seven ultra-marathons. He plans to run from Hull to Manchester over seven days, finishing at the Super League Grand Final on 3 October. Along the way he will visit all 12 English Super League grounds. He is wearing a white hooded jacket over an orange and blue T-shirt printed with charity logos and a blue number seven. A bald man in a matching T-shirt will run behind him. Sinfield wants to sell 7,777 pairs of sports socks for MND charities. The number seven honours Rob Burrow, his former Leeds Rhinos teammate, who lived with motor neurone disease for four and a half years and died in June 2024. Sinfield has raised more than £11 million for MND causes. "If we all do a tiny bit, it goes a long, long way," he said. The socks come in pairs, go into bags and then into the post. He wants to sell seven thousand seven hundred and seventy-seven of them.
By Jin14 days ago in Humor
The Confidence Epidemic
The Pompous Post dispatched a field reporter to investigate an alarming shortage of common sense. His findings raise more questions than they answer…
By The Pompous Post14 days ago in Humor
B's Of the Big Bad Bald Guy
What should I write about today, John? The three B's! Breakfast, backrub and a bj! Anything else? Well, boobs, and behinds? And? Bikes, bed, brunch, brownies, a bunch of things, all that start with B!
By Denise E Lindquist17 days ago in Humor
Everything Is Fine
There is something reassuring about waking up in the morning, pouring yourself a cup of coffee, and spending the first few quiet minutes of the day discovering all the new and exciting ways civilization has apparently gone off the rails while you were sleeping.
By The Pompous Post18 days ago in Humor
The Mathematics Are Clearly Not Mathing
Humanity has accomplished some impressive things. We have split the atom, mapped the human genome, landed machines on Mars, photographed black holes, and created tiny computers powerful enough to access virtually all accumulated human knowledge while sitting on the toilet.
By The Pompous Post21 days ago in Humor