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Echoes of the Forgotten Fores
In the heart of the forgotten forest, where whispers danced amidst the ancient trees, there lived a young girl named Elara. She was unlike the other villagers, drawn to the mysterious depths of the woods that bordered their quaint town. Elara possessed an insatiable curiosity, a yearning to unravel the secrets hidden within the shadows of the forest.
The Great Escape of Gary the Goldfish (and Mildred the Microwave)
Alright, buckle up, because you're about to witness the greatest fish heist this side of the Mississippi (or your kitchen sink, depending on your geographical woes). It all began on a Tuesday, which, as everyone knows, is the most depressing day of the week. You, our weary hero, were staring listlessly at the beige walls, contemplating the existential crisis of your goldfish, Gary.
Ahmad ZubairPublished about a month ago in HumorThe Hilarious Hustle: Keeping It Healthy in a Chaotic World
Let's face it, maintaining health and wellness in today's world feels like trying to win a staring contest with a hyperactive toddler – it's intense, requires laser focus, and might end in tears (yours or theirs, no judgment). We all know that kale smoothies and downward-facing dog are the secret to eternal youth, but let's be honest, most of us would rather chase after a runaway toddler than a yoga instructor.
Sarah AhmadPublished about a month ago in HumorFunny Asian Marriage Jokes
Explore the lighter side of marriage with funny cultural sayings and witty proverbs "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person" (Mignon McLaughlin).
Ameer BibiPublished about a month ago in HumorThe Marriage Guidance Session
“Thank you for coming in this morning,” the counsellor said to me. “I met your wife yesterday. She’s convinced you’ll spend this whole time being flippant and cracking silly jokes.”
Brendan DonaghyPublished about a month ago in Humor- Content Warning
How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: A Masterclass in Frustration
Ah, the fitted sheet. A seemingly simple object that transforms into an origami nightmare the moment you attempt to fold it. We've all been there, wrestling with this rectangular enigma, left with a crumpled mess that resembles a rejected deflated beach ball. Fear not, fellow laundry warriors! Today, we embark on a journey – a masterclass, if you will – in the art of folding the fitted sheet.
Ahmad ZubairPublished about a month ago in Humor My Weekend with a Herd of Competitive Pigeons (Spoiler Alert: I Lost):
Have you ever dreamt of escaping the daily grind and connecting with nature? Well, let me tell you, there's a way more unexpected way to achieve that than a yoga retreat in Bali. This past weekend, I found myself knee-deep (well, maybe ankle-deep) in pigeon poop, surrounded by a feathery frenzy, all thanks to a very unique volunteer opportunity.
Ahmad ZubairPublished about a month ago in HumorAn Exposé on Gordon Ramsay
Today my roommate and I watched eight hours of Next Level Chef, hosted and judged by Gordon Ramsay. The show has no logic or rules or logic behind the rules, and we have no couch. We sat in two folding Bud Light lawn chairs that left scratches on the fresh paint on our walls.
Deidre Lynn ThompsonPublished 2 months ago in HumorCan I Show You Something?
Today I cried over dehydrated fruit. It’s the new spilled milk. Get with it. This is an ode to anyone in the service industry. But managers, look away. Especially if you manage the undisclosed restaurant I bartend at.
Deidre Lynn ThompsonPublished 2 months ago in HumorMy Cardboard Torture Chamber vs. the Ariete Forno: A Pizza Odyssey
Let's face it, folks. The struggle for decent pizza at home is real. My valiant attempts usually involved a pre-made monstrosity from the freezer aisle, a questionable amount of "sprinkle cheese," and a cardboard torture chamber precariously balanced on the oven rack. The result? A hockey puck masquerading as pizza, leaving me yearning for the delivery guy's friendly face (and questionable hygiene standards).
Have You Ever Lost Your Wisdom?
Have you ever wondered why we are calling some specific tooth as a wisdom tooth? Think about it: when you don't know something, it simply confuses you, doesn't it? And, yes, losing a tooth can feel like a chunk of knowledge has flown out the window!
Ameer BibiPublished 2 months ago in HumorWho Named The Berries?
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** The smell of manure was thick in Melvin’s nose; as if Drustan, the village painter, was using it exclusively to create a brown mural on the walls of Melvin’s nostrils. He stepped through the field lightly as he carried the large basket of fruits. He was careful to step over all of Lord Leofric’s men, drunken and asleep in the dirt.
Stephen Kramer AvitabilePublished 2 months ago in Humor