Bonking in the great outdoors. Banging when people are nearby. Welcome to the second part of my little series that guides all you would-be "public invaders" through the ropes cordoning off the outside world. If you missed out on part 1 where I covered banging on the beach, never fear, take a look here:
Let’s begin with the basic understanding that most men are like five-year-olds with shiny, red fire trucks. They want girls to play with those fire trucks, but they’re constantly worried that girls have played with bigger, better, shinier fire trucks. This makes those five-year-olds indignant.
When I was an 18-year-old newbie to the extreme party scenes I rolled in and I quickly learned that no one parties for free. No one crashes for free, or gets a free lunch, either. This was true for multiple genres of partying I was affiliated with back in the day.