The 'Golden Chick' Dramedy
The very definition of "Trust The Process"
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If you're familiar with Golden Chick, you know it's not a terrible spot to grab a casual bite.
That wasn't the case for me last week when I received this $20 box of wings that I ordered for pickup online. (Which is ridiculously expensive, by the way.)
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You're probably wondering: "What's wrong here?" Well, when I opened it, I found this:
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I know what you're thinking: "That's a lot of seasoning" and you'd be right. These things were overly seasoned with their "zing" spice.
So much so that on a scale of 1 -10, they were completely inedible/10.
Not because they were too spicy, I love spicy food and unlike the average scribe, I can actually handle an ulcer or two in exchange for a kick of flavor.
...These wings were supremely salty.
To better illustrate, they were saltier than your ex when you moved on to greener pastures.
By the time I discovered this atrocity, I couldn't go back and have them remake the order anymore. I was miles down the road, plus I was on the clock for work.
Thankfully, because I'm mentally unstable please send help a creative archetype, I had a wild idea... And it was inspired by the salt packs found in ramen noodles.
So, I turned these inedible 'Zing Wings' into what I've now dubbed "Dragon's Blood Soup".
Follow me along this awesome journey.
First, I had to practice. So I bought a bowl of ramen noodles and instead of using the seasoning pack, I used the wings to create the soup.
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Next, you can see I laid the wing just on top of the water before heating it up. Eventually, I ended up adding two more wings because the soup needed a little extra color and spice.
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After testing it out with one wing and basically "rinsing" it in the soup, this is what I ended up with.
The difference is very clear and the wing that was in the soup was now actually edible. It was still a little spicy but, thankfully, it was no longer a mouthful of salt like before.
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I then thought about adding some pieces of wings to the ramen as you can see below. Don't let the picture fool you - this was actually kind of decent.
It went from completely inedible to about a 3 out of 10. Still needed some work.
The challenge was the level of spice and the lack of ingredients. Although I was able to sip on this with the noodles, it was still a bit too much for me. (Suprisingly.)
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Despite all of that, I basically was able to successfully test my theory with the ramen.
Now, I decided to pack the rest of the wings, bring them home, and turn them into a hearty, spicy soup.
This is where we really get creative.
I took all of the wings and dunked them into a big pot of water. Took about 30 seconds to get the salt/spice out of them. Believe it or not, all of them remained crunchy and I could've easily eaten them just like this.
This should give you an idea of just how much seasoning they were covered in. I was able to make a spicy broth AND the wings below were still packed with flavor.
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Now, there was a problem. Since I transferred ALL of the heat and salt to the broth... It basically became pepper spray. It was INSANELY spicier than before now that it was in liquid form.
I had to figure out a way to "cool" it down.
The solution? Wash-your-sister sauce. (Worcestershire)
To my surprise, it actually worked in balancing out the heat to the point where I had edible broth and edible wings. But I didn't stop there.
Next, I tore the wings apart and decided to add them to the broth.
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Once I tore them all apart, I added a few other things to the broth including some scallions, potatoes, parsley, tomatoes, and a few other things that I'll list below. The real MVP was Amish egg noodles instead of ramen.
The end result was a supremely flavorful soup, hearty to the brim, and no longer too spicy or too salty.
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Moral of the story? Don't go to Golden Chick unless you know how to turn bad wings into great soup.
And where there's a will there's a way.
And don't waste food.
Here's the "recipe" with no exact amounts because this will probably never be done again. Or who knows, maybe you end up in my situation and I just inspired you to try something new.
Enjoy?
- 17 Zing Wings
- 10 Cups of Water
- Healthy Amounts of Worcestershire. (Approx. 1/4 cup)
- 4 Limes, Squeezed
- A Handful of Parsley, Chopped
- 2 Scallions, Chopped
- 4 Yellow Potatoes, Cubed
- 2 Roma Tomatoes, Cubed
- 8 oz. of Amish Egg Noodles (Approx.)
- 1/2 Cucumber, Cubed
- 1 oz. of Culinary Witchcraft
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