Miss Charlotte
A scrappy advertising guru from the Great White North
The Wall of Love & Good Fortune
It was my last day, and it was time. Thirty years on the force, eighteen as the robbery unit's lead detective. I dedicated my life to this job and the community I serve, but my tacklebox was ready, and I could hear the loons calling over the glass-calm misty morning water. Is there a prettier sound? If so, I haven’t heard it.
Miss CharlottePublished about a month ago in Criminal
Joy Spray: Little Effort/Big Impact
I consider good fortune like a credit card: I keep my balance in check and never want to be too indebted. So even if you’re not feeling very thankful right now, get ahead of the grace and pay it forward in advance. Here are eight cheap and easy ways I made this my season to serve.
Miss CharlottePublished 3 months ago in Lifehack
The Blessing Corral
I was torn between the above meme and another good one. The alternative choice had a dozen portable toilets on fire. The caption read: “If 2020 was a scented candle.”
Miss CharlottePublished 5 months ago in Motivation
Be a Better Writer Handbook
Instant improvement hacks. Quick-and-dirty fixes to level-up your wordsmithness. 1. Seussing. What I just did above with “wordsmithness.” Named after Dr. Seuss, it’s the art of making up new units of language. Highly creative, it captivates the reader, shaking up predictable text, adding elements of charm and intrigue.
Miss CharlottePublished 8 months ago in Lifehack
The Speakeasy
Conservatives are the new counterculture. Or are we? Either way, I like it. Do you know what I love about us? Many things, but my absolute favorite is how we come out swinging when we’re backed into a corner. You can take comfort knowing that when your fundamental rights get trampled on ~ like freedom of speech ~ we’ll buck.
Miss CharlottePublished 9 months ago in The Swamp
Battle-Tested Gladiators
You’re tired. Like a semi-deflated helium balloon trying to stay afloat and not touch the floor kind of tired. You’ve spent the last weeks, maybe even months, making impossible sacrifices, and you can’t stomach another sip of this potent cocktail of boredom, hopelessness, loneliness, and uncertainty.
Miss CharlottePublished 12 months ago in Motivation
When Your Man Lets Himself Go
Ok, I’ll be the first to confess, wearing heels is the first thing I ditch once I’m past the “trying to be impress” stage. I celebrate coupledom by opting for comfy flats and return to stilettos only when and if absolutely necessary.
Miss CharlottePublished about a year ago in Longevity
You Want Me to Do WHAT to My Vajayjay?
Ah, the many things you can now get done to your crotch. Your most intimate female part has never received so much attention! From the confusing, and unnecessary, to the downright dangerous, here are some of the latest trends in vaginal upgrading.
Miss CharlottePublished about a year ago in Filthy
