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Stories in Humor that you'll love, handpicked by our team.

A Notification Dilemma, a Vocal Roasting. Top Story - June 2023.
A ONE WOMAN SITCOM Disclaimer I in no way apologize for roasting or for uttering the following truths or dares First, I asked the "All Father" if he could make notifications scroll
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Humor
Satan, Sick of Summons . Top Story - June 2023. Content Warning.
Satan started off as a great warrior for anarchy and free will, a genuine rebel without a cause. He hadn’t intended to be evil, he just didn’t like living by the rules. After being banished to hell, god sends books to earth explaining how to summon Satan, just to annoy him. Every time someone uses one of these books and does a summoning spell, they always ask Satan to do a really monotonous and sometimes evil favor, and after thousands of years, Satan is annoyed. He actually earned his deal making reputation by trying to make deals to get out of doing favors.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
I Dabble in Karate. Top Story - June 2023.
“Forty jumping jacks, here we go!” “ONE, MA’AM” “TWO, MA’AM” “THREE, MA’AM” Uh oh. I think I’ve pissed myself…No, I’m sure I’ve pissed myself. It’s just a little drop, but if I don’t get to the bathroom now, we’re going to have a real problem. Thankfully, I’m in the back row, so I can sneak off to the facilities as discreetly as possible.
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
Dear Dad. Top Story - June 2023.
Author © Jay Kantor — Super Size Me - Life with Father — Nightly, as he sat in his reserved chair, that no one dared to sit upon, he would bark orders to anyone passing by to change the channels (no 'Clickers' in those days) on our un-movable - toe stubbing - state-of-the-art 24" Black/white R.C.A. TV console. Only talking to him permitted between commercials of his favorite shows such as Laurence Welk and Perry Mason; no fast forward then either.
By Jay Kantorabout a year ago in Humor
B'Ass ackwards. Top Story - June 2023.
Bubba the slothful, overweight, rideshare dragon dropped off his last human fare of the evening and flew to his girlfriend Tanya’s house. He had clocked out early and wanted to surprise her with the new scale polisher she had been wanting.
By J. S. Wade3 years ago in Humor
Stay In Your Lane...😁 . Top Story - June 2023.
Howdy Doll Clan! It's Doll Mommy here! I'm sorry that I've been so out of touch. These youngins have been running me ragged with soccer, tennis, gymnastics, and volleyball practice.
By Tiffany Gordon3 years ago in Humor
Okay, Boomer: the sitcom we've been waiting for. Top Story - June 2023.
Title "Okay, Boomer" Genre Comedy Logline "Okay, Boomer" walks the line between hilarious and heartwarming as it follows the life of 67-year-old Doug, who finds himself living under one roof with his 13-year-old granddaughter, Mia, and 40-year-old son, Mark. As three generations collide, they navigate the generation gap, tackle modern challenges, and discover that family bonds can be stronger than the differences that divide them.
By Dane BH3 years ago in Humor
Vocal Memes for Established Creators (Part V). Top Story - June 2023.
How on earth are we up to Part V already? Time flies when you're making memes, I guess. It's been over two years since the first Vocal Memes for Established Creators article was published, and to-date it's still my most read Vocal story of all time, although I'm determined to beat that record this year with something new.
By Josh Lowe3 years ago in Humor
Two Apples High Rewind!!!. Top Story - June 2023.
It was the weekend; the primetime to blow off some steam. Me and my friends (including my cousin/closest friend) were dressed to the nines and ready for any adventures that may come our way. We hopped in the car and meandered our way to the local nightclub on base.
By Tiffany Gordon3 years ago in Humor
The Subtle Art of the Dad Joke. Top Story - June 2023.
Long ago, when the first cavedad hit his cavehead on the cave overhang and dropped a stone on his cavefoot, his caveson cavelaughed.
By ARC3 years ago in Humor
Rules To Waving To Pets. Top Story - June 2023.
It’s come to my attention that not everyone knows the rules to waving to pets. This is not something you just guess at. There is protocol. There are rules. It is an artform. It is a science.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile3 years ago in Humor
Seincraft. Runner-Up in Pitch Your Pilot Challenge. Top Story - June 2023.
FADE IN / BASS GUITAR RIFF INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY George is pacing back and forth, his face etched with concern. Jerry sits at the table with a mug of coffee.
By Madoka Mori3 years ago in Humor