My Worst Date
Maybe it was an unbelievable blind date, or an anonymous hook-up with a twist. Submit your Worst Date stories today! Sponsored by O.school
#MyWorstDate Story: 'We Thought You Got Kidnapped'
When you're sixteen years old and obsessed with Twilight (Listen, it was 2009 and we all make mistakes), it's easy to pine after men who don't deserve you.
Caitlyn SiehlPublished 6 years ago in HumansShould Have Stayed Home
I've been on a decent number of dates and I would say that the majority of them went decently well. Even if we decided not to go forward with a relationship, the date was always pretty good, for the most part. Except for one. Truth be told, I can't even remember the guy's name. (It was so bad, I didn't bother committing it to memory!) For sake of argument, let's call him Tom.
Jennifer RPublished 6 years ago in HumansWhy You Should Never Go On a Date if You Fear Dying
A few years ago I was working at my hotel on a quiet Sunday morning. An extremely attractive man, think Bradly Cooper hot, came over from the restaurant to steal some of the lobby coffee. He was super hot, I wasn't going to stop him. I started my friendly customer service chatter "Good morning, how are you?" with some fake smiles and laughs. We had friendly banter for a few minutes. As he was walking away I said, "Have a good day!" He stopped and came back to the desk. Apparently, that was a trigger of some kind. He asked me how old I was (22 at the time) and told me I "didn't look a day over 16." Red flag #1. He then went on to tell me how beautiful I was and asked if he could take me to dinner. I said "yes" against better judgment. Again, you do not say "no" to Bradly Cooper's twin. You just don't. He stayed for awhile and went and sat on the edge of the front desk. He looked at me and said, "Ask me what I'm doing," so I did. His response was "Staring at you." Red flag #3. He left and 15 minutes later I walked into the office to look at my phone. I had received two text messages and voicemail from him saying "He'd never felt this way about anyone." Red flag #4 with big flares!
Jessica BlakePublished 6 years ago in HumansThe First Date I Ever Went on: #MyWorstDate
The Prelude: The heart of ninth grade rendered itself as the time marker for the first budding relationship I had ever developed with a female since finding out about puberty. I was 13 years old and really exceptionally awkward around females that weren't long time family friends. I crushed on every girl in school that so much as passed a wave toward me without fulfillment until, out of the backdrop, came my first chance at a date.
December 12, 2012
December 12, 2012 is the date I will never forget for as long as I live. It has been six years since the day and I still have nightmares. Alex and me had dated for six years; we were high school sweethearts. Two lovely daughters together and a lifetime of maturity. At eighteen, we had our first daughter; our aunt could not have children. Our way of life, at that point, was not secure enough for a baby; we chose adoption for her. Three years later our little girl, Emi, entered our world. She became our everything.
Bailey SchooleyPublished 6 years ago in Humans#MyWorstDate
I've told this story a couple of times, but hey, might as well do it again. My worst date was also my last date and it was the nail in the coffin for a long 3 year relationship I was in. I should've know this was date going to turn left because we'd had an argument the night before, but since the next was our anniversary... we decided to bite the bullet and go on a date anyways. Now, I'm a planner, so of course I had planned this date to a "T" and I was sort of looking forward to it... even if my boyfriend was being a total baby.
Christian EllisPublished 6 years ago in HumansMy Worst Date
Everybody, and I mean everybody, has a worst date story. Maybe the person was boring, or was into some strange things, or maybe they were rude. Whatever the reason was, it was the worst date you'd ever been on. This person could have been a blind date your best friend set you up on, or maybe you met this person on an online dating site, or maybe this person was charming at the bar, but a bore on the date. For me, my worst date was a man I met on Tinder. Tinder of all places, and since then I've boycotted going on dates with men from Tinder.
Bryanna BurshnickPublished 6 years ago in Humans#MyWorstDateStory
I accepted a request from a guy online and agreed to meet him at our local food shop. I brought my sister with me to be on the safe side. At first meeting, he wasn't a bad guy, but as time passed we continued to see each other. He would meet me at my sister's and we would either go out to do something or just simply stay in at my house or his.
Sarah GarveyPublished 6 years ago in HumansTinderfella
My worst was about two and a half years ago. I decided to sign up for Tinder and see what happened. Well, I got a lot of messages asking for hookups and very few guys who could actually hold a conversation. There was this one guy, cute as they come—we had what seemed like a great connection and he seemed like a lot of fun. He was that nerdy kind of cute that doesn't come around too often. We talked for a couple months before I felt comfortable enough to meet him in person.
Melissa LootsteenPublished 6 years ago in Humans#MyWorstDate
In my 31 years of living, I have learned a lot. About life, about choices, about love, and about horrible, HORRIBLE guys! I always wore my heart on sleeve. This one gentleman, however, hit me like a giant truck out of absolutely nowhere. He totally took me by surprise when I met him. I fell for him and he had fallen for me, or so he made me believe. Little did I know the mess he would cause my life!
That Date
It was September 2014 and I was only 15 years old. I myself had never been on a "proper" date and I really liked this girl I had met at a musical competition. I honestly didn't even think she liked me back but I asked her out anyways and she was immediately asking where I wanted to go and when or what we were gonna do. I hadn't even thought of what we were going to do initially I was waiting to see what she would be interested in divulging in with me. We talked it over and she decided she had some cool places she wanted to show me in the town she lived in. I agreed and sure enough a week later both our parents and ourselves met at and ice cream shop called Sugarbear Shop. First her mother was upset because my dad and I "took too long" to show up. (Keep in mind we lived 45 minutes away from where she did.) She then also brought her little Jack Russel Terrier whom which bit me when I tried to pet because I adore any dog I see. To which her mother replied a chuckle and "he's just playing." She insisted she have my phone number but I hadn't ever have service on my phone. She got angry at my dad for not making sure she could get a hold of me, while her daughter had a perfectly fine phone. She just refused to contact us though. Anyways, my dad was over it and we were too so we went in and bought some ice cream. We made sure to slip out the door on the opposite side of the building to avoid her mother and made our way to the boardwalk across the street. So we're walking, talking, laughing, having a good time and we're making our way to the backside of this cafe so she could show me a waterfall she had seen before. We passed underneath a bridge and I, being edgy as hell, stopped and used the sharpie I had with me to write "butts" on the concrete. I thought we had been alone but someone in the cafe decided they didn't like what I was doing and yelled at me not to damage property. We decided to bolt before they could come outside and yell more. While we were scurrying I climbed a concrete wall and lost my shoe in the water. To retrieve it I had to carefully climb out on this ledge over the water so I could hook it with my toes and get it back. Then we had to run into the woods to avoid getting caught by the person on foot behind us. After that we ended up going into the woods and seemingly anytime I tried to kiss her I ran into a tree or spider web, so I gave up. We were walking along and we heard hooves before I almost got slammed by a giant doe. She said something along the lines of "Look at that deers." I could never get over the silly mistake I kept repeating it to her and making fun. This took like an hour of time so we were walking along and I announced that a slushie sounded good. She and I found a gas station and bought some slushies. We were strolling along and I tried to lean over and kiss her but I lost my grip on the slushie I was holding and it hit her in the boob and broke spilling it all over her from knee to toe. Then I tripped and rolled down the hill we were on into a herd of geese. There was slushie on her and goose shit on myself. Needless to say, I called my dad on her phone and had him come get me. I apologized for all the dumb shit that happened and told her regardless I liked spending time with her. She said she needed to go because it was chilly and the slushie drenched her feet, so I kissed her cheek and we separated. Later that night she texted me and told me that we needed to see each other again and that's when we went on the date in the photo above. It was much nicer than the first time around.
Corry JayePublished 6 years ago in Humans#MyWorstDate Story
I have never really been one for "dating" as such. Relationships always seem to just happen. For a short time in my life, I did try the dating scene after coming out of a long-term relationship.
Sapphire RavenclawPublished 6 years ago in Humans