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Adult Parodies For Geeks
Are geeks the pioneers of the adult industry? Costumes and characters have long been part of sexual exploits. Before the internet and mass photo printing, explicit and implicit sexual acts were represented in comic form. Now that adult content is not limited to an illustrated medium, the industry is saturated with creative (and often disturbing) representations of sexual desires. Adult parodies have become a popular sub-genre of erotic entertainment that aim to amuse and expand their audience. First surfacing in the early 90s, this style was utilized more frequently because of the easily identifiable characters and plot elements. The subjects range anywhere from simply role playing as different characters, spoofing familiar stories, or even historical events. The films have also been inspirational for cosplayers looking to mix some kinky with their geeky.
Patricia SarkarPublished 7 years ago in FilthyThe Thoughts We've Had During Boring Sex
I always preach about how great sex is, and I think most sex writers do. There isn’t any denying that, under the right circumstances, sex can really blow your mind – full pun intended. It’s the link between physical pleasure and mental fulfilment, and above all else, it is the largest and most explosive psychological stimulus available to humans. It's instinctual, it's pleasurable, it's fun and it's never boring.
Benjamin WareingPublished 8 years ago in FilthyBest Euphemisms for Sex
When your grandma, minister, or boss is around, some of the best euphemisms for sex might come in handy. We all do it. We all talk about it. But sometimes you just don't want to say it. Or maybe you do but sexual intercourse just sounds so boring. There are way too many euphemisms for sex, and some of them are pretty old and tired, so here are some funny, discreet, and weird phrases that are definitely some of the best euphemisms for sex.
Lizzie BoudoirPublished 8 years ago in FilthyTinder Vs Grindr
Are we talking about Tinder or Grindr? The similarities between the two dating and/or hookup apps extend beyond the basic swipe left/right model, and the history of the two is somewhat intertwined. The most obvious feature setting the two apart is the target user base. Grindr has been called “gay Tinder,” alluding to the core distinction: gender preference. Although Tinder gives you the option of setting which gender or genders you are seeking, it seems to be discussed and used primarily by the straight community. Grindr, however, is targeted directly to gay, bi and curious men, making it the clear preferred choice for some.
Swordelia CorningstonePublished 8 years ago in FilthyWho Is Gennifer Flowers?
The Clintons must have one hell of a green thumb because this is one flower that refuses to wilt. Gennifer Flowers, the former model and lounge singer who became notorious after her affair with Bill Clinton over two decades ago, is back with a vengeance. Donald Trump, never one to shy away from controversy, tweeted to his millions of followers that he would be extending an invitation to the ex-mistress to the first Presidential debate between him and Hillary Clinton. With all the dirty politics happening so far in this election, are we surprised? Not really. But who really is Gennifer Flowers, and what role does she play in this election—almost 20 years after Bill Clinton admitted to his affair with her? Flowers has said publicly she’ll accept the invitation from Donald Trump (shocking, really...) to sit in the front row of the presidential debate.
Emily McCayPublished 8 years ago in FilthyPresidential Sex Scandals
Presidential sex scandals are as American as the bald eagle and apple pie. Before paparazzi, men of the White House could hide their scandals much more easily, but don't be fooled, these affairs have been occurring as early as Thomas Jefferson's presidency.
Bea NortonPublished 8 years ago in FilthyModern Sex Etiquette
Sexual revolution has manifested itself as the new morality. All around you, people are poking away at each other like junior gynecologists, and you are still spending your evenings with Amy Schumer and Tosh.0. The world is awash with healthy young men and women making love while they Netflix and chill, via sext message, or the usual old way in a bed, but the waitress or waiter at Olive Garden doesn’t even smile at you when you overtip.
Frank WhitePublished 8 years ago in FilthyMost Difficult Sex Positions
Have you ever glanced through the Kama Sutra and wondered how in hell they can contort themselves into the most difficult sex positions you have ever seen? If you think sex should be more a game of Chess than a round of Twister, you may find this a bit eye-opening (not to mention eye-watering).
Ailish DelaneyPublished 8 years ago in FilthyReasons Why Women Fake Orgasms
Ah, the tale as old as time. Boy meets girl. Boy takes girl out on date. Girl goes home with boy. Girl decides she wants to sleep with guy. You start fooling around a little bit. And then...nothing. He's been going down on you for at least 25 minutes and you're starting to get anxious. No matter how hard you focus, or how good whatever he's doing feels, you cannot climax. The reasons why women fake orgasms are vast. Maybe you're nervous. It's the first time you've slept with this person and you're having performance anxiety. Maybe he keeps changing direction right when your about to go over the edge, and it's a new partner that you don't feel comfortable correcting. Or maybe, just maybe, you're hate-fucking your ex for the 100th time and seriously, at this point your mental block is just too big for you to physically have an orgasm. You've reached the point of no return. You either want the act to be over completely or you at least want to move on to the full penetration portion of the evening. But your partner is a giver (so he thinks), and refuses to stop until you've climaxed. So what do you do now?
Jus L'amorePublished 8 years ago in FilthyWhat Her Shoes Say About Her Sex Life
You can tell a lot about a woman by the shoes she wears. Just as a man’s car can hint at the kind of man he is—(big car, small penis?) a woman’s choice of footwear can give you more than a vague idea of the kind of ride you are in for.
Ailish DelaneyPublished 8 years ago in FilthyWhy You Should Talk to Your Lover About Poop
When two people fall in love, it is not uncommon for them to go through a lot of grueling and time consuming tactics to primp and impress their new lover. This is not an unreasonable routine. Everyone wants to feel confident in their appearance, especially when a new love interest comes along. Blemishes are caked with layers of makeup, hairs are shaved and waxed and plucked over and over again, while deodorant and perfume and cologne are used tirelessly to mask the unpleasant odors that come with having a human body.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyHow to Date Your Friend's Sister
You’re an older kid—you have that college boy, sweat, and cheap cologne smell. When you went over to your friend's house for a post-soccer-game hangout turned sleepover, she walked to the bathroom across the hall in a gray oversized t-shirt, stopped in the door frame, and smiled that brace-filled grin.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in Filthy