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Five Perverse but True Sexual Facts That Prove Humans of All Races are Equal
This article is a companion piece to the video series. Sex! I have it (luckily), you have it (hopefully), we all have it (right?), and we all love it (again, hopefully). As there are countless human beings who don't seem to be cognizant of the fact that all human beings are indeed in fact human beings, I decided it would be a good idea, through the use of sexual practices, to prove that humans are all the same, despite minor, unimportant differences. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this list of 100% true facts that prove if you look like a person, and if you talk like a person, chances are, you're probably a person.
By Regular Person8 years ago in Filthy
Fancy A Snow Job? Does This ‘Game Of Thrones’ Porn Parody Have Less Sex Than The Show Itself?
From Edward Penishands to Night of the Living Milfs, we all love a good porn parody — you name it, someone has probably done it. Whether it be an X-rated version of the '60s Batman series or a homosexual take on Twilight (dubbed Twinklight), no franchise is safe, and the porn business means big bucks. So, with this in mind, it was only a matter of time before someone somewhere decided to take all the dicks and dragons of Westeros and turn #GameofThrones into a peen-filled parody porno.
By Tom Chapman9 years ago in Filthy
Women's Sexuality: A Constant Criticism
For years, I have grown with boys who are now men, who have proudly worn their sexuality on their backs like a rucksack. Times are changing and women want to do this too. I know I certainly do and would, why are we so squeamish when it comes to women talking about sex?
By Maisie Hancox9 years ago in Filthy
The Best and Most Bizarre PornHub Comments
I love internet porn. OK, maybe that statement is a bit embellished, but there is one thing I do love about it (other than porn stars with great boobs, obviously) is internet porn commentators. That's right, if you have never scrolled past the sex scene to see some of the most outrageous, disrespectful, and irrelevant things people have to say, then you, my friend are missing out. I'm not sure if half of these comments are due to loneliness or sheer craziness, but whatever the motivation, fans sure do have a lot to say. From recipe questions to extremely detailed observations, here are 10 of the bizarre PornHub comments made by your fellow masturbators.
By Jus L'amore9 years ago in Filthy
Worst Sex Tips Ever From Women's Magazines
Women's magazines get a lot of flak for being a bit crazy at times. Though they often raise great points in terms of relationship and sex advice, the truth is that even the greatest magazines out there will occasionally slip up and come up with advice that is totally off-kilter, weird, or downright hilariously bad.
By Mackenzie Z. Kennedy9 years ago in Filthy
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'The Zeus Voice Controlled E-Stim Chastity System'
Have you been yearning for the sight of yet another strange and possibly alarming sex toy? Well, wait no longer, dear readers. Wacky Sex Toy of the Week has returned yet again, and, let me tell you, we’ve got a shocker for you. Or, more accurately, for ‘little you’. And yes, that shock is absolutely literal. Ready? Put on your thick-soled rubber boots, stay away from tall trees, and get ready to check out . . .. . . the Zeus Voice Controlled E-Stim Chastity System. (Pro tip: ‘e-stim’ is short for ‘electric stimulation’, which is just what it sounds like). You’ve heard of those shock collars for dogs? Yeah, this is basically a shock collar for your junk. I’m just going to take a moment to let that sink in. Shock collar for your junk. Yep. But wait . . . there’s more.Not only is this a shock collar for your junk, it’s also a chastity device. Your partner in junk-shocking locks your pork’n’beans inside the plastic confines of the Zeus, thus preventing any, uh, amorous activity, and also pressing the edges of your soon-to-be-maltreated-member against the sides of the unforgiving device. This wouldn’t be so bad, except for the fact that the sides and tip of the Zeus are covered in zappy electrodes. I’ll let the website’s text take this one away. “The chastity cage is lined with electro conductive silicone with pads running along the sides. Each electrode flares out into a paddle shape to optimise contact with the head of the penis.”
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
Strangest Erotic Kindle eBooks (That Sell Well)
Part of the joy of looking up erotic Kindle eBooks is to see how strange everything gets the further into the pit you descend. Sure, erotica has always been a strange genre, but, thanks to the self-publishing boom Amazon invigorated with its Kindle line, a lot of authors have been able to dump their unfiltered thoughts out into the void to be experienced.
By Anthony Gramuglia10 years ago in Filthy
8 Sexual Positions for Underachievers
Girl on top? The only thing I'll be on top of this year is filing my taxes on time. My legs look and feel like two Twinkies that melted together so the only way I can pull off any position with "Cowgirl" in the title is by squatting like I’m pooping in the woods. Pinterest told me to do squats in between commercial breaks to build endurance, but come on. I’m not an Olympian.
By Ellie Guzman10 years ago in Filthy
What She's Really Thinking While Watching Porn with Her Man
What porn is to men, Romcoms are to women. Both involve fantasy, unnaturally proportioned actors, and of course the most unlikely of outcomes. Which is why couples don't always see eye to eye when it comes to watching these dirty little flicks before a romp session.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
