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Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'The Hand-Job Cocksheath'
Missing your regular dose of weird and (dubiously) wonderful sex toys? Well, let me assuage your worries, because Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back, we’re ---- well, sort of beige, really ---- and we’re ready to give all you loyal readers a hand. No really, a hand. Like, with fingers. That kind of hand.All right, let’s back up a bit. First off, do you know what a cocksleeve is? If you don’t, let me explain. If you do . . . well, I’m explaining anyway. It’s a sort of contraption that straps over (and around) your dick, often using the testes as a sort of anchor point. Generally, this contraption is shaped like a much bigger dick, so you get the fun of kinda bangin’ the middle of this foot-long faux-schlong while watching said penile prosthesis penetrate your partner.
By Anne St. Marie10 years ago in Filthy
Donald Trump’s Favorite Celebrity Sex Tapes
Recently presidential candidate Donald Trump went on a 3AM twitter rant which included urging his followers to check out a supposed sex tape featuring former Miss Universe Alicia Machado. In addition to once again demonstrating his low opinion of women, it also got us thinking; was Trump up late at night looking for something to say about Miss Machado, or was he perusing sites looking for celebrity sex tapes to add to his collection? Needless to say this led to a very dark mental space. After a long shower and stiff drink to get the images out of our heads we put together this list of Donald Trump’s favorite celebrity sex tapes.
By Frank White10 years ago in Filthy
How Women Think Men See Them
More commentary on the accusations of women’s movement leaders that many men still see women almost exclusively as sex objects is part of the ongoing mission of the movement. In Tender Trap, Italian illustrator Marco Biassoni's cartoon series from the late 20th century, the artist calls attention to the wider implications of woman’s view of man’s view of woman.
By Izzy Erlich10 years ago in Filthy
The Sex Life of Barbie
On the surface, the Ken and Barbie teenybopper dolls advertised on the Saturday morning TV cartoon shows never seemed very erotic. She may have been sculpted hot, but came off kind of a sexual given she had the same thing between her legs that Ken had; nothing. Ever since Toy Story burst onto the scene, giving life to these little plastic beings, Rule 34 seeped its way into toy land. Perhaps we have much to lear from American icon Barbie's newfound Pansexuality.
By Yadim Shmaltz10 years ago in Filthy
Adult Parodies For Geeks
Are geeks the pioneers of the adult industry? Costumes and characters have long been part of sexual exploits. Before the internet and mass photo printing, explicit and implicit sexual acts were represented in comic form. Now that adult content is not limited to an illustrated medium, the industry is saturated with creative (and often disturbing) representations of sexual desires. Adult parodies have become a popular sub-genre of erotic entertainment that aim to amuse and expand their audience. First surfacing in the early 90s, this style was utilized more frequently because of the easily identifiable characters and plot elements. The subjects range anywhere from simply role playing as different characters, spoofing familiar stories, or even historical events. The films have also been inspirational for cosplayers looking to mix some kinky with their geeky.
By Patricia Sarkar10 years ago in Filthy
Best Euphemisms for Sex
When your grandma, minister, or boss is around, some of the best euphemisms for sex might come in handy. We all do it. We all talk about it. But sometimes you just don't want to say it. Or maybe you do but sexual intercourse just sounds so boring. There are way too many euphemisms for sex, and some of them are pretty old and tired, so here are some funny, discreet, and weird phrases that are definitely some of the best euphemisms for sex.
By Lizzie Boudoir10 years ago in Filthy
Tinder Vs Grindr
Are we talking about Tinder or Grindr? The similarities between the two dating and/or hookup apps extend beyond the basic swipe left/right model, and the history of the two is somewhat intertwined. The most obvious feature setting the two apart is the target user base. Grindr has been called “gay Tinder,” alluding to the core distinction: gender preference. Although Tinder gives you the option of setting which gender or genders you are seeking, it seems to be discussed and used primarily by the straight community. Grindr, however, is targeted directly to gay, bi and curious men, making it the clear preferred choice for some.
By Swordelia Corningstone10 years ago in Filthy
Who Is Gennifer Flowers?
The Clintons must have one hell of a green thumb because this is one flower that refuses to wilt. Gennifer Flowers, the former model and lounge singer who became notorious after her affair with Bill Clinton over two decades ago, is back with a vengeance. Donald Trump, never one to shy away from controversy, tweeted to his millions of followers that he would be extending an invitation to the ex-mistress to the first Presidential debate between him and Hillary Clinton. With all the dirty politics happening so far in this election, are we surprised? Not really. But who really is Gennifer Flowers, and what role does she play in this election—almost 20 years after Bill Clinton admitted to his affair with her? Flowers has said publicly she’ll accept the invitation from Donald Trump (shocking, really...) to sit in the front row of the presidential debate.
By Emily McCay10 years ago in Filthy
Presidential Sex Scandals
Presidential sex scandals are as American as the bald eagle and apple pie. Before paparazzi, men of the White House could hide their scandals much more easily, but don't be fooled, these affairs have been occurring as early as Thomas Jefferson's presidency.
By Bea Norton10 years ago in Filthy
Modern Sex Etiquette
Sexual revolution has manifested itself as the new morality. All around you, people are poking away at each other like junior gynecologists, and you are still spending your evenings with Amy Schumer and Tosh.0. The world is awash with healthy young men and women making love while they Netflix and chill, via sext message, or the usual old way in a bed, but the waitress or waiter at Olive Garden doesn’t even smile at you when you overtip.
By Frank White10 years ago in Filthy
