Bea Norton
Bio
Bea is a sex therapist and writer from the UK who believes any couple can have an amazing sex life if they just look past all of the things that annoy them.
Stories (19/0)
Presidential Sex Scandals
Presidential sex scandals are as American as the bald eagle and apple pie. Before paparazzi, men of the White House could hide their scandals much more easily, but don't be fooled, these affairs have been occurring as early as Thomas Jefferson's presidency.
By Bea Norton7 years ago in Filthy
Funky Side Effects of Getting Stoned
I never smoked pot when I was in high school. Now keep in mind, I wasn't a goody-goody, I did plenty of things that would be classified as "rebellious" or "bad," but getting stoned wasn't one of them. I think it was because my dad always told me not to and I listened to him, for the most part. My friends would get stoned and I was fine with that. I recall the dazed expression on their faces and the unmistakable smell. As for me, I would much rather do tequila shots.
By Bea Norton7 years ago in Potent
Separate Bedroom Marriage Advice
An amazing statistic has been popping up all over the news and social media. The National Association of Home Builders has reported that a majority of new, custom homes have what could be two master bedrooms. Two master bedrooms! What an amazing idea. That is just a sweet dream come true, pun intended. Historically, his and her bedrooms have been a part of many famous people’s pasts, including politicians and members of the Royal Family. Though, the reasons behind those bedrooms were sometimes naughty and not nice. A little bedroom marriage advice can go a long way.There are many positive reasons why the two room idea is a brilliant idea. It was back in 2005 when a National Sleep Foundation study let us all know that nearly one in four American couples slept in separate bedrooms or in separate beds and now those couples are building entire homes based on that premise. Well, maybe not those specific couples, but the couples who are lucky enough to be able to build a new home to their specific sleeping specifications. This gives a whole new meaning to “happy wife, happy life,” especially if that wife is happy in her own room. Here are the top four reasons why two master bedrooms are masterfully astounding.
By Bea Norton7 years ago in Filthy
Vintage Sexist Dating Advice
We say ‘vintage sexist dating advice’ because a lot has changed over the last six or seven decades. We don’t experience an overload of advice that objectifies women and presents them as less significant, intelligent or capable than men. In fact, there are very few women who are referred to as ‘house wives’ these days because most women work and earn just as much, if not more than their partners. In many respects, the relationship dynamic in a relationship has changed. There are stay at home dads, who cook, clean and raise the children. There are couples who split a bunch of the daily housework and tend to reject traditional gender roles, whether on purpose on accident. But we can't value where we are if we don't look at where we've been, starting with vintage sexist dating advice.
By Bea Norton7 years ago in Filthy
Ways to Woo Your Woman
A wise person once said that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. This is false and the person who said that was clearly just hungry. The way to a man’s heart is through his penis. This holds true no matter what the instance. If a man knows the secret ingredient to successfully getting laid, he will do it. In fact, he will probably do almost anything if the end result is an orgasm, and preferably one that is not self-induced. Men are very goal oriented, but they only like it when, to achieve that goal, they can get there via a straight line. When the instructions get too complicated, they lose focus and get frustrated. This becomes a problem when dealing with the opposite sex. To get a man going, all you have to do is show him a naked woman or to insinuate the possibility of having sex. Women do not work this way. At all.
By Bea Norton7 years ago in Filthy
How to Hide Sex Toys from Your Kids
Having sex when you have kids around is always a challenge. As those kids get older, the challenges become even bigger. When they are old enough to start having their own sex lives, then you are in real trouble. Not only do you have a whole new set of issues to worry about, but you are always fearful that they might start asking you about sex toys or ask about what sex toys you own or recommend. It makes the "where do babies come from" question seem easy. Now if you choose to have a sex swing hanging from the middle of your boudoir, that is totally your call, but there is no hiding that.
By Bea Norton8 years ago in Filthy
What I Learned at Swinger Clubs
I have always been a fan of the unique sexual experience. Never one to enjoy being boring and stale, I pride myself on getting out there and learning to be adventurous. Some of my partners have been amenable to these "adventures" and some, not so much. But I don't judge. The key is to be open, and I am not just referring to your legs being open. Sex is about the mind, the heart and the body. Any situation that can engage those three and the rest of of your senses, is something worth exploring.
By Bea Norton8 years ago in Filthy
Photographers to Follow on Instagram
Instagram has become the medium of photographs. No posting how many times you went to the bathroom or why you hate your girlfriend. Though, you can post pictures of you going to the bathroom and/or of your girlfriend, but it is totally up to you. Though one might think that photography is a dying art, it is actually more popular than ever. Thanks, in part, to Instagram. Now everyone can fancy themselves a professional photographer. Those snaps you take of celebrities that you post? Well, that makes you bonafide paparazzi—congratulations. For the "real" photographers, the ones who make a living with their art form, Instagram has become holy ground. A place to share their visions with the masses. It gets their work out there on a very public platform. The images are vivid, life affirming and beautiful. Every photographer has their viewpoint, and Instagram is the perfect place to share those views.
By Bea Norton8 years ago in Filthy
Erotic Photography Books
Sight is a powerful sense. We are blessed with the ability to take in light and shadows, color and shape. A truly skilled photographer has the gift of bringing real life into still form, without losing the reality of the subject. Erotic photographers have an even greater ability. They transform the naked image or the subtle implication of sex into an artistic medium. For decades, photographers have been bringing iconic images of all genres to the forefront, teaching us lessons of history, glamour, and seduction. Erotic photographs have caused controversy and prompted discussion of what art truly is. The answer is simple—it is what you desire it to be. Choosing to use a book of photographs as a coffee table decoration is yours, but erotic photography books will serve you better if you look at the pictures and take in the genre and all it has to offer.
By Bea Norton8 years ago in Filthy
Tantric Sex Tips
Sex is so much more than just penetration! We read post after post offering the best blowjob, foreplay, and love making ideas, and while all of those can add some much-needed fire to the bedroom, what about trying an entirely new sexual practice? A technique so intense both physically and emotionally that, if taken seriously, could result in the most powerful orgasms of your life. That’s right I said orgasms, as in plural. No wonder this form of fuckery has been practiced for millennia. Who doesn’t want to experience the longest lasting, toe-curling, pure moments of ecstasy possible? Tantric sex is both pleasurable and intimate. More importantly, tantric sex tips have been proven to work for over 5,000 years.
By Bea Norton8 years ago in Filthy
Cliché Old School Pick Up Lines
With all of the new technology designed to make our lives easier, we have forgotten the art of the conversation. Long before cellular towers, strangers actually met each other in person. Old school pick up lines were the opening salvo before your personal profile was located on a plastic device in the pocket of an attractive stranger you wanted to meet. Your wit was more important than how many followers you had and your charm was defined in actual conversations, not Snapchat stories.
By Bea Norton8 years ago in Filthy
Porn Star's Thoughts on Penis Size
Porn stars are a good judge of dick. After all, that is what they do for a living. For the purpose of entertainment, bigger probably is better. The camera, which is said to add 10 pounds, has more to capture and it adds to the excitement. But does it add to the excitement of the woman on the receiving end of the big prize? First we have to start with what is an average sized penis. Men, don’t be scared. According to studies, 45 percent of you think that you have a small one. Kind of makes you wonder how big the other 55 percent of you actually are. Another interesting fact, even if your dick appears tiny when you are soft, the stretching potential upon reaching an erection isn’t a direct correlation. You want to know the hard averages? The average size for an erect penis is 5.6". The average circumference is 4.8". Take that information for what it is and remember that a woman cares more about how you treat her—erections come and go, but jewelry lasts forever. Just saying…
By Bea Norton8 years ago in Filthy
