satire
Humor and satire to make you laugh. Everyone loves a good innuendo.
Lesbian Myths Uncovered
According to a portion of our intelligent society, lesbians are really robots who are programmed to think, look, and act the same. These lethal and contagious gay-bots are traveling the world stealing men’s wives, shaving their heads, and turning them… gay! Okay, I might be embellishing their theory a bit, but at the end of the day what’s the difference, ignorance is ignorance. To anyone who believes that gay women are any different than hetero women (aside from who they are attracted to) or that any of the below myths are true, then please contact me. I will immediately start a GoFundMe account to raise money for your stupid ass to get an education. I may even throw in a free flogging while we’re at it.
Jus L'amorePublished 8 years ago in FilthyThoughts She Has During Doggy Style
We all know how much I love to examine the female mind and it’s insanely complicated thought process. From giving head to receiving oral and making love to fucking, women all around the world are professionals at taking perfectly normal sexual acts and tainting them with selfish thoughts and irrelevant commentary. From cowgirl position to doggy style, we are not lost in our thoughts, but simply multi-tasking.
Jus L'amorePublished 8 years ago in FilthyFunniest Condoms
Spice up your sex-life with a wide range of punny protection. Whether you are into making things tastier or more colorful, these clever condoms are sure to bring a smile to you and your partner. Take your "Little Willy" on a wild ride or watch some "Netflix and Chill", whatever floats your boat. But this is no laughing matter. Unprotected sex is not funny. It is dangerous. So lighten your load when you whip one out. Add a little humor to those awkward few moments as you roll one on. Surprisingly, laughter turns her on. Laughter and sex both help relieve stress. A good laugh can calm the mind and body, and set the mood for a better sexual experience. Both laughter and sex increase immune system strength. So be smart, stay protected and don't forget to take a minute to make her laugh before you cum.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyFunny Sex Shirts
If you watch improvisation master T.J. Miller on Silicon Valley, then you have seen his famous trendsetting t-shirts. Geek t-shirts that are both playful and sexual in nature make for a great icebreaker, even if your name isn't Erlich Bachman, these hilarious shirts will work well for you too.
Andy LongoPublished 8 years ago in Filthy