How to Make a Porn Star Orgasm

Life can be tough, but lucky for us there are orgasms. While only an appallingly low 30 percent of women regularly achieve orgasm, there is always room for improvement. It is no secret that women take a bit more work (and by a bit I mean A LOT) when it comes to climaxing. Many men can stick their dick in any kind of hole and finish in 30 seconds, where women require more stimulation, more seduction, more everything. This is not because we are impossible creatures, but rather mysterious instruments that need to be played just right in order to make us scream out in pleasure.

Regardless of why women need the extra attention, wouldn't it be better for men to take a little advice from the pros, rather than condemning us to a life of faking orgasms and masturbating. Here are few tips to drive her crazy in the bedroom and hopefully bring those pathetic orgasm statistics up a few notches. And to the ladies, if you are interested in fulfilling your lifelong dream of orgasming with your partner rather than using your own hand or BYOB, then try encouraging him to try some of these out. You don’t have to hand him a print out of instructions, simply try incorporating these moves yourself or offer some verbal direction.

Sensual Kissing

How simple yet apparently quite difficult. Since orgasming can be much more than a physical reaction, it is important to get her mind in the right place. That is a place where she is comfortable, turned on, and borderline animalistic. A place where her body does the thinking rather than her brain. By starting with sensual kissing, you allow time for her body and brain to get in sync rather than just shoving your penis in her face and saying, "Let’s do this!" With some slow teasing and licks mixed with a little lip biting and sucking, you may be able to dampen her panties enough that there will be no need for the emergency lube you keep in your nightstand drawer.

Kiss Everywhere

What better way to get her all riled up than by making her feel like the goddess she is? After some intense kissing, lay her flat and worship her body with your mouth. Starting with her lips and slowly and carefully make your way down, hitting every sensitive part you can. Her neck, ears, chest, breasts, stomach, and hips. With a few heavy breaths, skip over to her thighs. The lack of connection between your tongue and her pussy will without a doubt leave her panting. Continue down her legs, ass, and if you both don’t mind a little foot fetish action, try sucking on one of her toes, which are a direct beeline to her lady parts.

Hit the Sweet Spot

Now that you have paid attention to almost every crevice of her body, it is time to hit the sweet spot and give her the oral pleasure she is most likely begging for. I know some men and women claim not to enjoy giving or receiving oral sex, but those people need to embrace their adventurous sides and try something new. Of course, there are times when a chick may feel uncomfortable with a man’s nose and mouth between her legs, but there is no way she can deny the utter bliss it brings. She will already be so turned on at this point that it may not take long for her to climax. Every person has their own technique, their own signature way of eating a woman out, and if you have found great success in your methods then feel free to stick to them.

However, there are the men (and women) who have no clue what they're doing down there. If you haven’t heard of the ABC’s of oral, you should most definitely try. This is like rule number one of the beginner’s guide to eating a woman out, and has been found to be very effective. Simply trace the entire alphabet out with your tongue in between her legs. Another great tip is as you go down on her, lick and touch every part of her vagina except her clitoris. Since that is literally her strongest bundle of nerves, if you leave that part for last it may just take one good flick of the tongue to send her overboard. For a heightened sensation and a surprise, try laying her horizontal and licking across her clitoris rather than the standard up and down vertical position. Lastly, which coincides with my next piece of advice, is to get her on all fours and lick her from behind. Again, this new angle can provide a whole new realm of pleasure and surprise factor.

Go for the Bonus Point and Include Her Ass

Since you already have her in doggy style position, why not take advantage of the beautiful ass in your face and give it a little affection as well. You don’t have to go straight to licking her asshole, you can start first with a little outside teasing or tip of the finger action, but if she responds well, then try giving her a good swipe of the tongue. Between her entire body being licked like a lollipop and your fingers and tongue plugging her every entry, there is no way this girl isn’t going to blow like the Fourth of July. As you get more familiar with this area and her likes and dislikes, you can do some experimenting and introduce a toy such as a butt plug. Since this area is a highly erotic zone, stimulating it before and during sex can bring orgasms to a level never reached before.

The Holy Grail

This tip/challenge is only for those who have mastered the ability to bring a woman to orgasm. Congratulations, you did it, you are a minority swimming in a sea of non-orgasm giving fools. However, like all things in life, there is always something bigger to strive for and making your women squirt is that something bigger. To many, squirting is an unrealistic sexual myth, a rumor started by some arrogant ass wipe who claimed he could make a vagina squirt like a bottle of Windex. Could this be true? Is every woman capable of this, or does it take a special kind of vagina? Squirting is something many are proud of because it almost always accompanies a very intense orgasm. It occurs when she becomes so aroused that all her vaginal tissues swell up to a point where they can actually put pressure on her urethra, resulting in forceful female ejaculation. Who would of thought being spit on by a vagina would be such an honor, but it is my friend, it is.