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One evening at Windsor, the windows steamed up as a member of the Writing Hurts Like Hell workshop read her exercise about a couple having sex. The catch was that the piece had to be written from inside the mind of one of the characters…no second voice descriptions, no “she panted” “he thrust” or “they writhed.” It had to be whatever was going through the mind of the character while having sex written as though the writer were that person.

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If you’re a woman who occasionally struggles with low sexual desire, you’re far from alone. Even women who love sex sometimes have trouble keeping up with their partners in the desire department. Outside circumstances like health problems, overfilled social schedules, family responsibilities, or work stress can easily mean sex is the last thing on your mind.

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So let's say you've decided that you want to start masturbating less, or you even want to stop entirely. But you don't know how to do it, and all the other tutorials fucking suck. That's why I am here to tell you EXACTLY how to achieve your goal. These are things I've come up with, that is really easy and really specific, that you can start doing RIGHT NOW. I've personally tested all of them and can guarantee they'll work for you.

Step 1: Establish "me you" communication with the girl, in traditional pickup nerd terminology, this would be known as establishing "man to woman" communication.

So you're a dude who wants to have sex and since you're horny as fuck, you can't wait 'til the 3rd date. And now you're here on Medium searching up exactly what to say to a girl in order to make her have sex with you on the first date. And now you clicked on my story hoping I can give you the step-by-step breakdown. Well fuck, I guess I gotta tell you how to do it now. Alright fuck it, let's do it.

In a relationship you’ll always find ways to please your partner. Everyone has different taste but that doesn’t mean it should stop you from switching things up.

Have you ever wanted to be told that you're a woman's best ever lay (and believe her when she says it)? Do you want to hear your girl scream and beg for more?

Ever thought about selling pictures of your feet? Unsure where or how to start? Cait has you covered. In this article, I give you a step-by-step guide on how to turn your feet pics into actual cash! Stay tuned, I also give great advice along the way as you read!